hollywood woobz
@woobewty.bsky.social
she/her. mother of gamers. selenophile. dovahkiin. oni of the ash. fat. ratchet martha stewart. god-tier aeon. let me talk you through it. 🐩, ⚡️, 💋
👾📸⏰- woobewty, was rahhjinbuu over there
♋️☀️
♋️ 🌙
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👾📸⏰- woobewty, was rahhjinbuu over there
♋️☀️
♋️ 🌙
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hollywood woobz
@woobewty.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Think of the way force may be applied effortlessly. Imagine but a whisper pushing aside all in its path.
That is “Fus.” Let its meaning fill you.
Su'um ahrk morah.
You will push the world harder than it pushes back.
That is “Fus.” Let its meaning fill you.
Su'um ahrk morah.
You will push the world harder than it pushes back.
LMMFAO
it really felt like the devs logged in and saw my PC friends and was like “lets kill them” 😭😂
I’m on console fighting for my life
it really felt like the devs logged in and saw my PC friends and was like “lets kill them” 😭😂
I’m on console fighting for my life
They had the staff log on just to stomp yall out
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
LMMFAO
it really felt like the devs logged in and saw my PC friends and was like “lets kill them” 😭😂
I’m on console fighting for my life
it really felt like the devs logged in and saw my PC friends and was like “lets kill them” 😭😂
I’m on console fighting for my life
knowing shakespeare was one of the first offenders of anachronism makes me happy
cause fuck him
cause fuck him
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
knowing shakespeare was one of the first offenders of anachronism makes me happy
cause fuck him
cause fuck him
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If you ever want to explain to someone what schadenfreude means, just show them this 😂😂😂😂
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If you ever want to explain to someone what schadenfreude means, just show them this 😂😂😂😂
Spice cake!
HAPPY NATIONAL CAKE DAY!!!!
My favorite cake is hummingbird cake 🤤
What’s yours?
My favorite cake is hummingbird cake 🤤
What’s yours?
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Spice cake!
my voice tends to move people but I really just want somebody that like me fr
i used to want them hug your feet like you Beyonce but liking me is a start
i used to want them hug your feet like you Beyonce but liking me is a start
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
my voice tends to move people but I really just want somebody that like me fr
i used to want them hug your feet like you Beyonce but liking me is a start
i used to want them hug your feet like you Beyonce but liking me is a start
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If that man is not INSTANTLY aroused by my touch, smell, or the sound of my voice... THAT is not the man for me
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If that man is not INSTANTLY aroused by my touch, smell, or the sound of my voice... THAT is not the man for me
see me?
I run I tight ass ship. I’m the one do the hiring and firing.
I run I tight ass ship. I’m the one do the hiring and firing.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
see me?
I run I tight ass ship. I’m the one do the hiring and firing.
I run I tight ass ship. I’m the one do the hiring and firing.
got on the game with Mike them last night and when I say I’m never playing in a 6 stack again😭😭😭 dont invite me unless the party is <3
its like they said “oh these niggas be gaming gamerly” and found a bunch of celestial players for the enemy team 😂
I am not a pro! I am just unemployed! 😂😭😂😭
its like they said “oh these niggas be gaming gamerly” and found a bunch of celestial players for the enemy team 😂
I am not a pro! I am just unemployed! 😂😭😂😭
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
got on the game with Mike them last night and when I say I’m never playing in a 6 stack again😭😭😭 dont invite me unless the party is <3
its like they said “oh these niggas be gaming gamerly” and found a bunch of celestial players for the enemy team 😂
I am not a pro! I am just unemployed! 😂😭😂😭
its like they said “oh these niggas be gaming gamerly” and found a bunch of celestial players for the enemy team 😂
I am not a pro! I am just unemployed! 😂😭😂😭
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When I was an adolescent it was reasonable to believe that "mature for your age" or "developed early" were valid but as an adult, there has never been 1 time I came in contact with a child and didn't immediately know that I was talking to a child.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
you know
when I think about my grandmas sister
i think about the fact that she don’t make desserts. she get them shits from Sam’s 😂
when I think about my grandmas sister
i think about the fact that she don’t make desserts. she get them shits from Sam’s 😂
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
you know
when I think about my grandmas sister
i think about the fact that she don’t make desserts. she get them shits from Sam’s 😂
when I think about my grandmas sister
i think about the fact that she don’t make desserts. she get them shits from Sam’s 😂
okay now threads is c good cause it’s all wives posting shit their husbands mounted too high. TVs. Mirrors. wall art.
and while he not my man, if I show y’all where my baby daddy put these towel hooks in my shower….
like I literally can’t reach them
and while he not my man, if I show y’all where my baby daddy put these towel hooks in my shower….
like I literally can’t reach them
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
okay now threads is c good cause it’s all wives posting shit their husbands mounted too high. TVs. Mirrors. wall art.
and while he not my man, if I show y’all where my baby daddy put these towel hooks in my shower….
like I literally can’t reach them
and while he not my man, if I show y’all where my baby daddy put these towel hooks in my shower….
like I literally can’t reach them
did beyond the gates deal with the fact that Bill don’t have no family? why was he siphoning off Dupree holiday fumes?
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
did beyond the gates deal with the fact that Bill don’t have no family? why was he siphoning off Dupree holiday fumes?
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Before you get perturbed about someone’s holiday dinner thoughts, find out if they’re a cook or just an eater. Bc if all they do is yap and munch, that’s not an opinion to be taken seriously. What would they know? All they do is show up with stomach when the work done.
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Before you get perturbed about someone’s holiday dinner thoughts, find out if they’re a cook or just an eater. Bc if all they do is yap and munch, that’s not an opinion to be taken seriously. What would they know? All they do is show up with stomach when the work done.
threads be like
“‘my mama NEVER premade thanksgiving dinner” and then the bitch proceeds to tell us all the shit her mama made the day before: pie crusts, chicken stock, cornbread…
shut yall posturing “I dont serve a reheated dinner everything fresh” asses up
“‘my mama NEVER premade thanksgiving dinner” and then the bitch proceeds to tell us all the shit her mama made the day before: pie crusts, chicken stock, cornbread…
shut yall posturing “I dont serve a reheated dinner everything fresh” asses up
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
threads be like
“‘my mama NEVER premade thanksgiving dinner” and then the bitch proceeds to tell us all the shit her mama made the day before: pie crusts, chicken stock, cornbread…
shut yall posturing “I dont serve a reheated dinner everything fresh” asses up
“‘my mama NEVER premade thanksgiving dinner” and then the bitch proceeds to tell us all the shit her mama made the day before: pie crusts, chicken stock, cornbread…
shut yall posturing “I dont serve a reheated dinner everything fresh” asses up
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honestly I’ve never asked ChatGPT a motherfucking thing and i’m glad cause y’all be going out a lil bit sad
and maybe not. maybe this is just the next step in android theory, you start making binary gate decisions
and maybe not. maybe this is just the next step in android theory, you start making binary gate decisions
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
honestly I’ve never asked ChatGPT a motherfucking thing and i’m glad cause y’all be going out a lil bit sad
and maybe not. maybe this is just the next step in android theory, you start making binary gate decisions
and maybe not. maybe this is just the next step in android theory, you start making binary gate decisions
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
what is the masculine version of fish
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
what is the masculine version of fish
oh my daughter just fucked me up.😂
so earlier I dropped a soda water and it exploded, so I threw it in the sink where I was soaking a pot
so when me and my baby go in there she go “OH. that Dr. Pepper is FLOATING”
and I get ready to explain and she goes
so earlier I dropped a soda water and it exploded, so I threw it in the sink where I was soaking a pot
so when me and my baby go in there she go “OH. that Dr. Pepper is FLOATING”
and I get ready to explain and she goes
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
oh my daughter just fucked me up.😂
so earlier I dropped a soda water and it exploded, so I threw it in the sink where I was soaking a pot
so when me and my baby go in there she go “OH. that Dr. Pepper is FLOATING”
and I get ready to explain and she goes
so earlier I dropped a soda water and it exploded, so I threw it in the sink where I was soaking a pot
so when me and my baby go in there she go “OH. that Dr. Pepper is FLOATING”
and I get ready to explain and she goes
I wake up at 4am and be sawing logs by 8
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I wake up at 4am and be sawing logs by 8
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE THE INTERNET
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
THIS IS A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE THE INTERNET
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yep. it’s weird and almost always in conjunction with “teen” catergories
I’ve been noticing that a lot of adult cinema uses stepparent/stepchild or step siblings in the title.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
yep. it’s weird and almost always in conjunction with “teen” catergories