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Cognitive Cunt

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500 hr CYT. Doula of Doulas. Creator of Jijivisha Holistic. Kind people are my kind of people 🫶🏾 I host Wellness Retreats & Sell Original Art Everything I do is for Black women 💯 SlenderSinner. I'm from the Eastside of Detroit 💪🏾

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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.bsky.social · 3h

leave it in while we cuddle 🫶🏾

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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 35m

It would heal me

Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 39m

It was exactly this moment for me

Debbie Jellinsky from the Agency @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 44m

Drake was actually alright at a point, but once it came out that he was texting 13 year old little girls, is when I tuned OUT

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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 40m

a woman is pointing up with her finger and making a face .

Alt: a woman is pointing up with her finger and making a face .

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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 2h

😂😂😂 nah forreal, I wanna know what else she had on her mind

Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 4h

🤣🤣

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#ProtectJhordin and #FreeLink @permanentalien.blacksky.app · 4h

leave that buccal fat pad alone. your face needs that pad. that pad is good.

Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 4h

whoever invented that buccal surgery needs to be arrested.

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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 4h

I just left the grocery store & seriously considered if I knew a man I would settle for 💀😭

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 4h

Groceries done got up to “let’s work it out” territory

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 7h

None of us can do everything but each of us can do SOMETHING.

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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 4h

At ignant levels

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Candy✨ @labeautenoire3.bsky.social · 6h

Judge probably played it in the car after court

pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 10h

Judge threw out the case and said “nah this song too fire to face any consequences.”

I’m howling.

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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 4h

I learn something new about myself everyday lol

Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 4h

Leptosomatic [LEP-tuh-soh-MAT-ik]
(adj.)
- Having a slender, thin, or frail body.

Used in a sentence:
”Lisbeth’s leptosomatic frame was ideal for fainting, swooning, and otherwise collapsing decoratively upon the nearest chaise longue.”

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The Bath Bomb Dealer 🛁 🫧 @jumpyjellybeanbath.bsky.social · 4h

Please consider sharing and helping this small business mama, I am in a panic, I need to raise $395 this weekend to keep my vehicle from being taken.

Please share 🙏🏽

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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 4h

Philippines earthquake: tsunami warning issued after 7.4 quake hits Mindanao

The Philippines seismology agency said it strongly advises people in coastal towns in central and southern Philippines to immediately evacuate Hello and welcome to our live coverage of the earthquake in the Philippines. A quake measuring 7.4 has struck the Mindanao region, triggering a tsunami warning. The Philippines seismology agency has warned of damage and aftershocks after the quake struck the southern island. Continue reading...

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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 4h

Lmmffaoooo

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Esusina @sina21.bsky.social · 5h

I hope y’all are going to your local food pantries. Yall keep complaining about the cost of food, then go get some free food. Again, if the pantries aren’t used then they will close.

I got a whole snapper and two packages of two pounds of ground turkey, plus some more shit. Look them up and go.

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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 4h

Ooohh I like this

Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 4h

🔥🔥🔥 you know I had to get some when I was there

Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 4h

This the one I came for!! Lmao

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Nicspalate @nicspalate.bsky.social · 5h

Cracks me up everytime

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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 5h

What if starting over didn't hurt this time?

This week's newsletter is here. Topic Staying On Purpose.

*ignore the minor typo I missed even though I sent 27 test emails 🙃*

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What if starting over didn’t hurt this time?

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