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a Nonactionable Opinion @symfonikz.bsky.social · 6h

I’m sorry, were you thinking of Flambé?

Duvet is a spicy seasoning blend commonly used on seafood.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 6h

No boo. That’s Timothèe Chalamet.

Duvet is when you put liquor in a hot pan and flames burst out.

LadiDadi @loki-013.bsky.social · 7h

Oh nah, you're thinking of richocet.

Duvet is that actor from Call me by your name that's dating Kylie Jenner

a Nonactionable Opinion @symfonikz.bsky.social · 11h

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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Remap Radio @remapradio.bsky.social · 12h

There should be expiration dates on a video game once you stop playing it, pretending you might come back. You won't. C'mon. Now, what's in your fridge?

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 12h

I am funny in real life man smh

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 19d

DC/MURRLAND/NOVA...yeen got your tix, yet?

www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk

www.dccomedyloft.com

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 14h

And on the fourth day God said if you cut the penis your sons will know so many facts about whales

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 13h

Bruh Drake lost. It's done. You still arguing different is a tragic moral failure on your part. Out rapped. Outsold. Out awarded. Dissed at the super bowl while his ex crip walked on stage. And lost in a court of law. Only thing left is for Kendrick to adopt Adonis and give a father to look up to.

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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 13h

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User: seauxcocoa.bsky.social
Content: You need a lot of dick for this

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 13h

I always laugh at the "pussy ain't a gift" post because you chase pussy way too much for it NOT to be. And i know you're thinking "yeah but I've HAD already had this one!" I smoke weed. Daily. If you give me some for free...IT IS A GIFT. Now go enjoy the birthday water park and stop showing off

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a Nonactionable Opinion @symfonikz.bsky.social · 13h

There is not a single “Alpha Male” podcast that can prepare you for this type of energy.

They damn sure won’t teach it to you, either.

Protect Black Women, and PROTECT YOUR WOMAN.

Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 13h

“You hadn’t been married before, right?Cause I give advice to plenty of founders who want to build billion-dollar companies. And the reason I do that is because I build billion-dollar companies. So, I generally try to stay in my lane in the advice department.”

Alexis does not play about Serena.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 13h

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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 13h

“You hadn’t been married before, right?Cause I give advice to plenty of founders who want to build billion-dollar companies. And the reason I do that is because I build billion-dollar companies. So, I generally try to stay in my lane in the advice department.”

Alexis does not play about Serena.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 13h

Serena Williams’ husband Alexis Ohanian confronts Stephen A. Smith over Super Bowl halftime criticism

After implying he would divorce Serena Williams for her Super Bowl halftime performance, Stephen A. Smith crumbled when confronted by her husband, Alexis Ohanian. In February, Smith was big mad after seeing Serena Williams play a brief role in Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show during the song Not Like Us, a diss track directed Read more... The post Serena Williams’ husband Alexis Ohanian confronts Stephen A. Smith over Super Bowl halftime criticism appeared first on Awful Announcing.

dlvr.it

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a Nonactionable Opinion @symfonikz.bsky.social · 13h

He got elevated and started dressing like Christina Milian

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a Nonactionable Opinion @symfonikz.bsky.social · 14h

NEW BRANDING INCOMING

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⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🎮 @purestinnosense.bsky.social · 14h

Autisdick??

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 16h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 14h

10/9/2025 Imagine better!

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a Nonactionable Opinion @symfonikz.bsky.social · 14h

I need to find my way into those clouds this weekend

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 14h

I definitely think ima gonna get these printed

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a Nonactionable Opinion @symfonikz.bsky.social · 14h

The Wayans family need to put on a In Living Color reunion special just to spite them.

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 14h

Turning Point USA announced it will host counterprogramming to the Super Bowl halftime show, called “The All American Halftime Show,” as MAGA critics have been enraged over the selection of Bad Bunny as the 2026 headliner.

MAGA rage over Bad Bunny at Super Bowl sparks an alternative show

Counterprogramming hosted by the group that Charlie Kirk founded spotlights the growing political polarization surrounding one of the biggest events of the year.

www.washingtonpost.com

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a Nonactionable Opinion @symfonikz.bsky.social · 14h

Exactly. I no longer take umbrage with being “Unc,” “Big Homie,” or “OG.”

I still have a long path to walk, but I’m more than happy to share what wisdom I’ve gained this far with anyone who is willing to listen.

daddyblackdaddy.bsky.social @daddyblackdaddy.bsky.social · 22h

I used to react negatively to this myself until I realized it was a sign of respect. So many other older men they encountered were predators, only after them for sex. They saw me as an elder they trusted and could come to for guidance. I learned to embrace the title.

VON | 🏆 @sirvonchilds.bsky.social · 1d

I want folks 25 and under to stop calling me “unc”.

Please, stop.

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daddyblackdaddy.bsky.social @daddyblackdaddy.bsky.social · 22h

I used to react negatively to this myself until I realized it was a sign of respect. So many other older men they encountered were predators, only after them for sex. They saw me as an elder they trusted and could come to for guidance. I learned to embrace the title.

VON | 🏆 @sirvonchilds.bsky.social · 1d

I want folks 25 and under to stop calling me “unc”.

Please, stop.

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 18h

Ethical AI is a myth.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Jason Blum says Hollywood should 'embrace AI' and viewers 'don't care if what they’re looking at is AI"

"it’s here to stay. It’s very important to use it ethically and legally, and for studios and guilds to protect the copyright of the artists"

(via Variety)

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a Nonactionable Opinion @symfonikz.bsky.social · 18h

I heard this with the intro synths from “Let’s Go Crazy” behind it

The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 18h

"Dearly beloved, y'all are gathered here to receive this bussass. I send y'all home defeated, in the name of holy matrimony. Speak now and forever hold this L"

A'ja Wilson hitting a game-winner over a married couple

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a Nonactionable Opinion @symfonikz.bsky.social · 18h

I’m glad I’ve been judicious with my follow button over here. These takes keep missing my feed.

Threads, on the other hand…they just barf EVERYTHING on my feed