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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 3h

BREAKING: Not actually Carmy’s cousin

Bearded man at a lunch counter in blue t-shirt

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 4h

“Hello? 911? Someone called their mother’s cousin an auntie.”

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Megaholt 𓅃 @megaholt.medsky.social · 1h

A comparison scale of how surprised I am and how disgusted I am.
I have 1 out of 10 boxes filled in for surprised, and 10/10 for disgusted

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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 6h

I carved the Mortal Kombat dragon. I'm so hyped for the Mortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection.

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 16h

This but for replay challenges in Game 3

tweet from Andrew Nadeau on January 23, 2019:

[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory]
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3h

Forget the polls. Take nothing for granted. And let's work our hearts out these next seven days.

Vote now: zohranfornyc.com/vote

Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv

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bastylefilegirl @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social · 1h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 3h

Can’t believe y’all didn’t tell me Niecy and Jessica did Clarissa and Papoose for Halloweeen.

Side by side of Niecy Nash and Jessica Betta dressed as Claressa Shields and Papoose

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 1h

This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 11h

NEW: Sunrise over Hurricane Melissa.

For too many Jamaicans, this will be a life-changing event.

Melissa has now surpassed Hurricane Katrina in strength. It is the 8th strongest hurricane in recorded history.

A satellite photo of Melissa showing the perfect circular shape and the eye just south of the island

Another satellite photos showing Hurricane Melissa dwarfing Jamaica in size

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 1d

From scientist Matthew Cappucci: "The NOAA aircraft that was investigating Melissa today had to leave the storm early due to "severe turbulence." Melissa is STILL intensifying.
This is extremely rare. The aircraft are BUILT for severe turbulence and extreme conditions. "Melissa is truly a monster.""

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FOX 5 NY @fox5ny.bsky.social · 1h

Millions of people across Jamaica are hunkering down and praying for safety from Hurricane Melissa, which made landfall on Tuesday around 1 p.m. with winds of 185 mph.

Hurricane Melissa approaches Jamaica with Category 5 winds ahead of expected landfall l LIVE

Millions of people across Jamaica are hunkering down and praying for safety from Hurricane Melissa, which made landfall on Tuesday around 1 p.m. with winds of 185 mph.

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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 8h

Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.

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Ask a Manager @askamanager.org · 20h

i'm obsessed with this guy who makes videos about different generations at work
www.youtube.com/shorts/hZFAX...

Let’s go around the horn here…

YouTube video by Champagnecruz

www.youtube.com

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 4h

None of this is a policy failure... it's just their policy

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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 2h

Til the very end she was trying to ensure me she would pay me back once she got the money to do so, I obviously told her not to worry about that. She wanted me to not see her as someone begging..

That's how people feel when they need help & we get online & perpetuate this mindset, it's gotta stop.

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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 2h

She started crying and telling me how she is trying so hard and even showed me the apartment she just got approved for. She said people treat her like she is invisible or a criminal but she is just asking for help to feed herself and her grandson.

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Gray @grayzce.bsky.social · 4h

RIP my air mattress

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StarDust949 @stardust949.bsky.social · 8h

So this.😂

Syn @prettywitch90.bsky.social · 1d

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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 18h

Do dads of this era still tell their kids the overhead light will make the car crash

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Gray @grayzce.bsky.social · 4h

My coop roof improvements have held

Gray @grayzce.bsky.social · 4h

Toliet seat replaced

Bob the builder with a bob and hoop earings hands on their hips

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Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 1d

original meme in two panels, a crossover between Star Trek Voyager "Latent Image" and an infamous Lucille Bluth scene in Arrested Development; first panel the EMH is being surrounded by security in the mess hall, looking offended, with caption: I treat all my patients equally; second panel is marked "Earlier..." in the Voyager title font with orange/yellow gradient; the EMH is holding a futuristic martini glass, with caption: I don't care for Ensign Jetal

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6h

Nice work by the New York Post for making every single person in the nation find a way to relate to Zohran Mamdani, who has tons of unofficial "aunts" and "uncles" just like the rest of us.

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 6h

Speaking as a dude who has a yearly family reunion, "aunt" and "uncle" fill a role, what the fuck are you supposed to call all those other older people you're vaguely related to, do you think there's someone running around with an org chart saying who's a second cousin thrice removed or something