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WILL THA MUTHAFYCKIN WISE!!! #StrangerThings
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
WILL THA MUTHAFYCKIN WISE!!! #StrangerThings
My friend is uber messengering me a plate over 💕
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My friend is uber messengering me a plate over 💕
Car won’t start. Thanksgiving plans canceled
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Car won’t start. Thanksgiving plans canceled
Alriiiiight. Stranger Things time
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Alriiiiight. Stranger Things time
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My top 5 internet story. I’m realizing though…has there ever been an update about the real grandson 🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My top 5 internet story. I’m realizing though…has there ever been an update about the real grandson 🤣🤣
A maki roll and 2 daiquiris
What y’all eating for Thanksgiving Eve?
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A maki roll and 2 daiquiris
I call my boss Big Daddy D and my employees think it’s soooo funny. But I be snitching. And he be backing me up. HA!
a person petting a cat 's head with the words " good girl " written above it
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November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I call my boss Big Daddy D and my employees think it’s soooo funny. But I be snitching. And he be backing me up. HA!
I hate to terminate somebody before the holiday season but damn if he ain’t writing his own exit document.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I hate to terminate somebody before the holiday season but damn if he ain’t writing his own exit document.
Idk what’s going on man. I haven’t liked eggs in months!! I’m so sad.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Idk what’s going on man. I haven’t liked eggs in months!! I’m so sad.
OHMYGOD. MY EARS. MY IMAGINATION. UGH.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
OHMYGOD. MY EARS. MY IMAGINATION. UGH.
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Millennial children to Boomer Parents "be" like ... monitoring their movements within 60 feet is "not great"
but also
but also
a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger at his eye
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November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Millennial children to Boomer Parents "be" like ... monitoring their movements within 60 feet is "not great"
but also
but also
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No one:
Me: I love my friends so much, they’re the most beautiful souls on this side of glory, I just want to adore them forever 🥹
Me: I love my friends so much, they’re the most beautiful souls on this side of glory, I just want to adore them forever 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
No one:
Me: I love my friends so much, they’re the most beautiful souls on this side of glory, I just want to adore them forever 🥹
Me: I love my friends so much, they’re the most beautiful souls on this side of glory, I just want to adore them forever 🥹
Thankful for mental health walks and mimosas.
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Thankful for mental health walks and mimosas.
MIMOSA today, thanks. Lmao
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
MIMOSA today, thanks. Lmao
Out for a walk ended up at my local bar. “Where you been? I haven’t seen you in like a month! Daiquiri??” 🥴
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Out for a walk ended up at my local bar. “Where you been? I haven’t seen you in like a month! Daiquiri??” 🥴
I tell her to slow down “I don’t use anything” ma’am. So quick to LIE. It’s only 2 of us. I’m gone 80% of the time. ALL I WANT TO DO IS USE THE PRODUCT I BOUGHT LAST WEEK BUT I CANT CUS YOU LIKE TO CLEAN FOR SPORT. AND ITS ALWAYS THE WRONG SHIT.
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I tell her to slow down “I don’t use anything” ma’am. So quick to LIE. It’s only 2 of us. I’m gone 80% of the time. ALL I WANT TO DO IS USE THE PRODUCT I BOUGHT LAST WEEK BUT I CANT CUS YOU LIKE TO CLEAN FOR SPORT. AND ITS ALWAYS THE WRONG SHIT.
Not mindful AT ALLLLLLL and it blows me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Not mindful AT ALLLLLLL and it blows me.
I swear to God. I can’t keep shit in this house because all she does is CONSUME. Fuck.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I swear to God. I can’t keep shit in this house because all she does is CONSUME. Fuck.
Nobody talks about where all the fucking toilet paper and paper towels go every week.
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Nobody talks about where all the fucking toilet paper and paper towels go every week.
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Gah DAMMIT I love us 😂🔥
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Gah DAMMIT I love us 😂🔥
Jesus be a quick $375 so me and my homegirl can go see Brandy and Monica in Detroit next weekend.
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Jesus be a quick $375 so me and my homegirl can go see Brandy and Monica in Detroit next weekend.
Chicago really is so beautiful at night. I’m finally settling in and loving it.
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Chicago really is so beautiful at night. I’m finally settling in and loving it.
Oookay maybe that double dose of theraflu was a bad idea. Let me set extra alarms…
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Oookay maybe that double dose of theraflu was a bad idea. Let me set extra alarms…
I got NO FOOD just laundry and household supplies. $100.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I got NO FOOD just laundry and household supplies. $100.
All these shows having the brightness turned down is annoying. I can’t see shit!
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
All these shows having the brightness turned down is annoying. I can’t see shit!