le wooberine
@woobewty.bsky.social
she/her. mother of gamers. selenophile. dovahkiin. oni of the ash. fat. ratchet martha stewart. god-tier aeon. let me talk you through it. 🐩, ⚡️, 💋
👾📸⏰- woobewty, was rahhjinbuu over there
♋️☀️
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👾📸⏰- woobewty, was rahhjinbuu over there
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le wooberine
@woobewty.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Think of the way force may be applied effortlessly. Imagine but a whisper pushing aside all in its path.
That is “Fus.” Let its meaning fill you.
Su'um ahrk morah.
You will push the world harder than it pushes back.
That is “Fus.” Let its meaning fill you.
Su'um ahrk morah.
You will push the world harder than it pushes back.
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“Editor” used to be a job that would fire a person for pitching this as an article
Epstein’s reading list: Emails reveal pedophile’s wide-ranging Amazon picks
Epstein’s reading list: Emails reveal pedophile’s wide-ranging Amazon picks
Epstein’s reading list: Emails reveal pedophile’s wide-ranging Amazon picks
www.independent.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“Editor” used to be a job that would fire a person for pitching this as an article
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(this is probably one of the reasons orcas been attacking yachts 😂 )
A harbor seal narrowly escaped a group of orcas by climbing aboard a boat rented by amateur wildlife photographer Charvet Drucker off Camano Island in Washington.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
(this is probably one of the reasons orcas been attacking yachts 😂 )
Have yall seen Troy Polamalu lately?
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Have yall seen Troy Polamalu lately?
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this my favorite gif
i do it in real life
i do it in real life
a woman is standing in front of a purple wall wearing a colorful shirt and skirt .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a purple wall wearing a colorful shirt and skirt .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
this my favorite gif
i do it in real life
i do it in real life
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I’m for whatever politician bans Private equity.
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’m for whatever politician bans Private equity.
the __________ urge to create infographics of some kind to display the data we’ve gathered related to the best pizza places (per slice retailers) near our house based on location, price, and taste
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the __________ urge to create infographics of some kind to display the data we’ve gathered related to the best pizza places (per slice retailers) near our house based on location, price, and taste
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Klay a better man than me bc I would have asked Pat Bev if that white woman is why he had to finish his basketball career in Israel and still never won anything.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Klay a better man than me bc I would have asked Pat Bev if that white woman is why he had to finish his basketball career in Israel and still never won anything.
one thing about me, I’mma do my best to check the temp cause it do not always be sunshine and rainbows
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
one thing about me, I’mma do my best to check the temp cause it do not always be sunshine and rainbows
let me go ask my brother baby mamas. cause my brother literally had a reputation in town, and babies by this last girl’s cousin (his 3rd and 4th kids), and she still gave birth to kids #7, #8, and #9
(or #8, #9, and #10, depending on who you ask)
(or #8, #9, and #10, depending on who you ask)
What is it about a man with multiple kids by multiple women makes you say “I want to be next!”
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
let me go ask my brother baby mamas. cause my brother literally had a reputation in town, and babies by this last girl’s cousin (his 3rd and 4th kids), and she still gave birth to kids #7, #8, and #9
(or #8, #9, and #10, depending on who you ask)
(or #8, #9, and #10, depending on who you ask)
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You as a parent should not buy your children gaming consoles unless you're a gamer yourself.
Too many parents have no idea what their children are consuming via games.
Too many parents have no idea what their children are consuming via games.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You as a parent should not buy your children gaming consoles unless you're a gamer yourself.
Too many parents have no idea what their children are consuming via games.
Too many parents have no idea what their children are consuming via games.
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Munchin in Moscow
oh wait
are ya’ll saying that’s the reason that man in Putin back pocket? he got him in 4K?
are ya’ll saying that’s the reason that man in Putin back pocket? he got him in 4K?
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Munchin in Moscow
oh wait
are ya’ll saying that’s the reason that man in Putin back pocket? he got him in 4K?
are ya’ll saying that’s the reason that man in Putin back pocket? he got him in 4K?
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
oh wait
are ya’ll saying that’s the reason that man in Putin back pocket? he got him in 4K?
are ya’ll saying that’s the reason that man in Putin back pocket? he got him in 4K?
um
do y’all need door swags? I know money is funny. and… I be taxing (it be taking 15-20 hours to make stuff dog 🥴)
but
I need to make some money-eh
this is mine from last Christmas. pls let me know, for I can maybe not try to launch my rap career at 41
do y’all need door swags? I know money is funny. and… I be taxing (it be taking 15-20 hours to make stuff dog 🥴)
but
I need to make some money-eh
this is mine from last Christmas. pls let me know, for I can maybe not try to launch my rap career at 41
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
um
do y’all need door swags? I know money is funny. and… I be taxing (it be taking 15-20 hours to make stuff dog 🥴)
but
I need to make some money-eh
this is mine from last Christmas. pls let me know, for I can maybe not try to launch my rap career at 41
do y’all need door swags? I know money is funny. and… I be taxing (it be taking 15-20 hours to make stuff dog 🥴)
but
I need to make some money-eh
this is mine from last Christmas. pls let me know, for I can maybe not try to launch my rap career at 41
I’m sorry they even asked you to listen to that woman cry
Yall.
A WW been callin me a name at work. Like, a lot.
"Lightskinded."
I had to teach the HR director why it's offensive.
And now they want me to listen to her apologize.
Yalllllll.
A WW been callin me a name at work. Like, a lot.
"Lightskinded."
I had to teach the HR director why it's offensive.
And now they want me to listen to her apologize.
Yalllllll.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m sorry they even asked you to listen to that woman cry
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November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Ororo and T’Challa in that new cinematic
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ororo and T’Challa in that new cinematic
me: all the cutest babies out today
nobody:
me: AND THEY HEADS ALL COVERED
nobody:
me: AND THEY HEADS ALL COVERED
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
me: all the cutest babies out today
nobody:
me: AND THEY HEADS ALL COVERED
nobody:
me: AND THEY HEADS ALL COVERED
y’all remember when Mariah Carey sued that man for wasting her time?
I think about that a lot
I think about that a lot
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
y’all remember when Mariah Carey sued that man for wasting her time?
I think about that a lot
I think about that a lot
why are cuff links?
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
why are cuff links?
I want to yawn reading this
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I want to yawn reading this
I do be calling all electronics “clankers” while I can get that shit off
might not have that long sksksksj
might not have that long sksksksj
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I do be calling all electronics “clankers” while I can get that shit off
might not have that long sksksksj
might not have that long sksksksj
“fucking tamogotchi”
😭
😭
Clanker as an insult to AI is wild because it implies a physical robot to me and that ain’t even close to where we are lol
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
“fucking tamogotchi”
😭
😭
I hope Boring Barbie got cameras in the house for that lukewarm fireman
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I hope Boring Barbie got cameras in the house for that lukewarm fireman
we hate the police
but that facebook police account with the little pointy hand
it’s my new SVU. these people commit THE WORST moving violations, and if the car recording WASN’T a cop there would probably be more accidents instead of tickets
but that facebook police account with the little pointy hand
it’s my new SVU. these people commit THE WORST moving violations, and if the car recording WASN’T a cop there would probably be more accidents instead of tickets
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
we hate the police
but that facebook police account with the little pointy hand
it’s my new SVU. these people commit THE WORST moving violations, and if the car recording WASN’T a cop there would probably be more accidents instead of tickets
but that facebook police account with the little pointy hand
it’s my new SVU. these people commit THE WORST moving violations, and if the car recording WASN’T a cop there would probably be more accidents instead of tickets