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J
@onlyonejj.bsky.social
Husband | Father | ✊🏾| GA Clay
I don’t understand why this team continues to shoot so many threes when they see that they aren’t going in.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wife: My mom isn’t making everyone their own sweet potato pie this year…

Me:
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
*your lady doing her thug thizzle on you*

Her: “You like that B.A.N?!?!”

You:
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November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
And going along with that shit is beyond wild
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Every gotdamn time. Do recessions next.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I didn’t make that.
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Elite sound bite!
"Playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs?!"

On November 25, 2001, after a lackluster five turnover plagued loss to the San Francisco 49ers that dropped the Colts to 4–6, a frustrated Indianapolis head coach Jim Mora addressed the media.

X/RetroNewsNow
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Only thing that I need to get tomorrow are roses for the house.

Hopefully the farmers market will have a nice selection this time.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
That’s what I told my brother.

Lane can be at Ole Miss til he retires, but at LSU/Florida they’ll give him about 5-6 years to make something shake.
i kinda dont get leaving ole miss at all. they have a great NIL situation, players are coming, pumping out draft picks and now you’re on the cusp of going to the CFP. its built!

in the Before Times i would get it more. but you’re in a power conference and they’re committed to spending. why leave
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Nah, we just didn’t follow each other lol
Fellas yall ever wake up blocked on every platform by ya woman?
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Unbeknownst to me, my son keeps putting his Pokémon cards in his school pants… I wash and dry the pants… and yeah…
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November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Atlanta is always contributing to the sports world for the wrong reasons
The Wizards have never won an NBA Cup game in the event's history.

I think that's going to change tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Quinn gotta cut this “shoot 3’s” philosophy.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Play in the gah damn paint!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Why don’t Dyson guard CJ. He’s the catalyst for them. Have NAW guard the other guy
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If this deficient isn’t down to 10 to begin the 4th qtr, I’m turning it
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
But Trae’s defense…
The Hawks just had their worst half of the 2025-26 season.

Atlanta trails Washington by 22 (!) points at halftime.

On top of the Hawks playing poorly, the Wizards hit 13 threes and CJ McCollum is unconscious.

(Note: The Wizards entered the night on a 14-game losing streak)
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ridiculous, bro!
45 pc to the Wizards too
Really bad night for the “Hawks are better without Trae (especially defensively)” crew.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
STOP SHOOTING 3’s YOU DAMN IDIOTS!
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Really bad night for the “Hawks are better without Trae (especially defensively)” crew.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Alright stop shooting these long ass shot. Go attack the fucking paint.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
CJ always does this shit
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Yall wanna fight kangaroos?

What color should we wear to your fune?
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Let me tell y’all a quick story…

I was at the store picking up a few things, and I noticed the cashier looked overwhelmed. The two customers before me were rude to her while she was trying her best. I usually mind my business, but when moments like this show up, you need to say something.
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM