lisan al-butchib
sprattightpussy.bsky.social
lisan al-butchib
@sprattightpussy.bsky.social
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civ 4 colonization is such a banger game. me when i make a city that produces nothing but food and horses and send 3 wagon trains across a whole continent just to use this as one of 3 separate bread baskets for my manufacturing hub. isn't even optimized and allows me to add 14 people to another city
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
another day another hour another series of suicidal thoughts
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
ill read a book for you :) but not a textbook
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
brainworms are normalized but nothing is more surreal than seeing someone subskeeting about me and then again and then again
December 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I know $ means "dollar" but I hate to say $200 to mean "two hundred dollars" because I really like to say dollar, even in text, because I expect you all to read my posts in my voice, and the way I say "dollar" is just exquisite in my accent.
December 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
do you ever think that the reason youre still alive is cause even though there hasnt been any reason to be alive in a long time there's no reasons otherwise either
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
my sleep isn't getting better. Been awake since 6am the only times i felt truly sleepy were 2pm and 6pm, both right before i was about to eat and i shook off the sleepiness. now i have to wake up with an alarm. which i will get scared by. fuck this insomniac life
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
one penis for one person costs what 11 trillion dollars on average not including the ballz
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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can we reclaim the wave model of feminism yet? can we just be outright and say that marxist feminism is 4th wave
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Cherish yourself you slut 😭
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i'm gonna be the katie tightpussy of knitting the muad'dib of transsexual yarn the moby dick of stitching and the sandworm of the sweater
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
jerking off is such a "i forgot to inject yesterday" type of activity
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i hate to say it but if it's the year 2045 i think the ethical thing to do to commemorate the death of jk rowling is to release marauders movies where at least one of them is a trans man and at least one of them is a trans women and none of them are straight. not in a subtextual way i mean sex
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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no fucking way ALJSKFKSKJFLSJFLS
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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lisan… we need you to take the spice
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
tell that to the thousands of dogs killed by the rcmp. Canada? all canada did was commit horror against people who always owned the land and, doing the most depraved acts to make it so
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
some bullshit ass knitters will literally post videos of "everything i made this year" and show a tight vest, a tight vest, a loose cardigan, a loose cardigan, a chunky hat, and every single item is cropped to oblivion
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
dept 56 christmas village 🥺
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
its so weird having my grandmother be in her mid 90s and im 20. my grandparents (every one of them were) were like 40 when they had my parents. my dad was 35 when he had me
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
rubbing my head and face against my arm like a cat
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
fortnine is great
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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hulk and jasper sitting in a tree

D R I N K I N G S E L T Z E R
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Money spread on your arm please queen
December 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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TRANS YANKEES FANS ARE THE MOST OPPRESSED PEOPLE ON EARTH
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
this is i'd say a kid's size? it's not very big. i missized it for myself and when i'm making a second one now it's gonna be wider
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM