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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · Oct 19
let me make your holiday cards this year!

more info and examples of previous work will be threaded here. i can get as traditional or as weird as you need me to.

base prices:
$7 ea
$36 for 6 ($6 ea)
$60 for 12 ($5 ea)

handmade original art collage cards. no two are the same, no prints.

dm me!
a photograph of six christmas/holiday cards featuring brightly colored patterns. each one features a line art hand giving the middle finger in a contrasting color or pattern a card with a typical winter scene, including snowy pine trees, a silhouette of a bird on a branch, the words "oh joy" in gold foil, and the log lady from twin peaks a traditional appearing Christmas card that you might get from an older relative or your insurance agent except it also has the bad The Cure inserted into the frame over an image of the words to "the night before Christmas" an astronaut in full gear floating among gold foil pinecones on a white background. there is a Christmas wreath drapes over the camera attached to the astronaut's shoulder
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
she was livid that i immediately determined her whereabouts
the tiny little profile of a tiny calico cat's face peeking out of the blankets on an unmade bed.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
all of your thanksgiving food is horrible no matter what
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
just got a great deal on some old books to cut up
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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they're kissing
a photograph of a cramped street parking situation, focused on the nose of a red buick nearly touching the rear of a beige car
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
there's just $1,005 left on this!! click through the quote to read a great story and chip in so Matt is able to replace his tools gofund.me/dd72e3c1c
bohemiamountain.bsky.social Bohemia Mountain @bohemiamountain.bsky.social · 1d
Trying to figure out how I can spice-up my Thanksgiving week goal of closing out my GFM from the Fire in Jan. I said I’d shave off my large beard, which I will still do. But maybe you, dear reader, would be enamored if I told you my late mom was in three bank robberies? I was technically in one.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
garbage forever i love garbage
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
what's everybody's favorite kind of glue
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
better hang on to this [as per the conditions of the curse placed on my family generations ago]
a tiny strip of paper from a magazine. a red bullet point in front of the phrase "LINDA TRIPP Runs a Boutique"
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
the first time i saw the columbo w dick van dyke i died laughing when columbo was like "if someone made a ransom note out of magazine clippings in this motel room where is the total fucking mess"
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" that's nice i would
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
Señorita update
a black squirrel perched on a wood ledge. she's happily chowing down on a peanut the same squirrel at a different more head-on angle, happily chowing down on a peanut
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
a few years ago i mixed things up with Three Pie Thanksgiving (chicken pot, apple, pumpkin). and it was such a hit that it's now tradition. less expense, less time, fewer dishes, and it's still a funny little novelty to spend a day (a week lol) eating only pie
theferocity.bsky.social Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 2d
Actually in the spirit of this conversation, what’s a decision you made about a past Thanksgiving holiday that really paid off? I think people often feel trapped by their lives. Sharing our experiences can liberate us from that sense of claustrophobia.
theferocity.bsky.social Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 2d
On the most recent episode of VIBE CHECK, we answer listener questions about Thanksgiving, most importantly “do you go celebrate with the family members you don’t even like?”
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
so what's everybody up to
sprayadhesive.bsky.social s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · Jul 24
i read all kinds of fucked up shit on a website today hbu
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Two Good Neighbors
a screenshot of a text exchange with my favorite neighbor. me: Having a croissant with jam for breakfast, thanks for sharing : ) neighbor: Good morning you are welcome [hug emoji] I just had the last of the coffee you gave me with a giant muffin [wink and heart eyes emojis]
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
greetings from the passenger seat of a moving vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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nora.zone
Added 7 small bumpy wreaths to the shop and 2 big ones. nora.jewelry/collections/...
6 inch bumpy green wreath with rainbow ornaments and a white ribbon 3 inch green wreath with eyeballs. yeah eyeballs. i would never lie to you about eyeballa 3 inch green wreath with magenta ornaments 3 inch green wreath with fancy squircle shaped murrine in pink and yellow
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
email: you have a new message in mychart log in to view message
text: you have a new message in mychart log in to view message
mychart message: hi : )
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
email: you have a new message in mychart log in to view message
text: you have a new message in mychart log in to view message
mychart message: hi : )
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
beck really was prescient when he said

"forces of evil in a bozo nightmare"
August 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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illumi.meme
Yeah i host a podcast. It’s called a conversation with my wife. We have a new episode every night.
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
Señorita update
a black squirrel perched on a wood ledge. she's happily chowing down on a peanut the same squirrel at a different more head-on angle, happily chowing down on a peanut
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
every couple months i get another song from home movies stuck in my head and right now it's "taste the fame" as performed by they might be giants in s4 e2 "camp"
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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scrow1022.bsky.social
Just got my cards and they're a hoot! Only trouble I see is wanting to keep them for myself...
sprayadhesive.bsky.social s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · Oct 24
same post, different art:

let me make your christmas/holiday cards this year!

dealer's choice base prices:
$7 ea
$36 for 6 ($6 ea)
$60 for 12 ($5 ea)

requests, commissions and collaborations welcome! prices vary

handmade original art collage cards. no two are the same, no prints

dm me!
a collage of 9 different Christmas/holiday cards that I have made, featuring talking heads, my friend's cute dog in a wreath, log lady, the cure, an astronaut, a now cancelled guy that i will not longer put on cards but the card is great it's just his little head wearing one of the Santa hats on a pink card patterned with repeating Santa hats, the t-rex from jurassic park eating out of a jeep like a bento box (he found a hot dog in there), a late 80s office scene except everyone is outside on a nice snowy evening, Evel Knievel and a crew member readying one of his rockets. iput a little mug of hot coco in the crew members hand the late 80s office scene mentioned in the alt for last photo The edges of many cards photographed the wide array of fun Christmas and winter patterns that i have worked with in the past. trees, lights, deer, polka dots, holly etc. it is a very bright and appealing photo a collection of 3 magnum p.i. cards, one puts his head on a snowman over a map of the Detroit area, one repeats his head in a wreath pattern over a card patterned with bright wreath illustrations, his head over kind of a mod pattern that could be Christmas but doesn't have to be. His tigers hat is blue and sparkly. Around him I have put the "magnum p.i." listings from an old tv guide
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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keelin12ft.bsky.social
Amazing work by @sprayadhesive.bsky.social arrived in the mail today.

Magnum, candy cane in hand.
Three homemade handmade cards by @sprayadhesive are arranged on a marble surface. Each card features cut-out images of the mustachioed main character from Magnum P.I. wearing a Detroit Tigers cap. • The left card has a photo of him leaning forward inside a gold glitter frame with a small candy cane decoration. • The middle card shows him in a floral shirt inside a circular holly wreath on a gold glitter background. • The right card has a green holly-patterned background with multiple cut-out faces arranged in the shape of a wreath topped with a red bow.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
oh i forgot all about lena dunham. fun while it lasted
May 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM