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Sparkplug Tacklehump

@sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social

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Sparkplug Tacklehump @sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social · 5d

Yeh Saturday was pretty awesome.
@tuddjazzlr.bsky.social hosted my hubby and I. Oof still aching real good!👍🏼

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Sparkplug Tacklehump @sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social · 13d

I am being such a bitch today. Here are some pics of me from a while back.

Sparkplug Tacklehump @sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social · 13d

4InTheMorning @4inthemorning.bsky.social · 13d

So I pulled you over for driving in the HOV lane with a mannequin. Um, did it just moan?

Yes officer

I… *sigh* Hey you in the passenger seat, everything OK?

Ngk hmnk

I should ask: Anyone in the trunk I should know about?

Nope

Our prisoner restraints got nothing on you guys. Have a nice day

A man in head to toe rubber and a gas mask sits in the passenger seat of a car while in rigid metal restraints

Sparkplug Tacklehump @sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social · 13d

Yeh. They even stole the custom made stainless steel dildo I chromed myself.

Sparkplug Tacklehump @sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social · 13d

I used to be a grease monkey. Drew up plans to build the mechanism. Had some parts did a bit of fabrication. Then someone stole everything out of my garage while I was in vacation. They literally tore the garage door off to get in. Used insurance money to move and go to college. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Sparkplug Tacklehump @sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social · 14d

I’ll strap you in that position on front of an old pickup truck. Via a basic mechanism, you will be machine fucked by a self-lubricating polished chrome dildo that is powered by the 350 Chevy engine you’ll hear roaring behind you. We’ll find a nice neighborhood to go for a drive. You toss newspapers

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Sparkplug Tacklehump @sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social · 14d

The Gaming Grandma, Shirley Curry, is quitting Skyrim. I, a fully adult human person, am bawling my eyes out right now. I think this was the final loss that it took to break me. I’ve been watching her Skyrim stories for YEARS and Years. She’s almost 90 now.

Here’s me with Orc teeth, flirting hard…

Sparkplug Tacklehump @sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social · 15d

Alright I have a complaint:
Even if I am Online familiar with you, I am not your advertising target. Not ever.
Do not DM me an ad for your JFF or OF or your JO lube recommendation you’re doing for free product.
Pushy. Unwanted. It’s like a guy at a sex party who won’t take No Thank You.
Fuckoff.