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Johan Ludvig Brattås
@sqlclause.no
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Just this guy, you know? (He/Him) Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 30m
Soppkonsentrat?
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 7h
When life gives you lemons etc etc
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 7h
Kjære @vg.no - alt bly er giftig.
Hva blir det neste? Advarsler om at det er meldt vått regn?
Skjermbilde fra vg.no som skriver om giftig bly - og det nevnes flere steder i teksten.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 8h
Haha, fair 😁
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 19h
Det er akkurat det jeg er.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 20h
Dill er Satans krydder.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 20h
Godt folk har forskjellig smak - jeg er uenig med hele den såkalte testen deres.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 23h
We don’t have cubes. Open plan office with free seating…

But me neither.
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Marco Russo @marcorus.bsky.social · 1d
Today you have one task: update DAX Studio to 3.4.0.

If you have a model with DAX UDFs (user-defined functions) or Calendars, here is the version that correctly handles autocompletion and VPAX export.

𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘁? Now you can!

https://daxstudio.org/blog/v3_4_0-release/
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 1d
God fredag! Blir en dag med skikkelig Bergensvær her borte 😁🌧️☔️
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 1d
I’d say with hot takes like that my front door smart lock makes him look stupid
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 1d
Sounds about right.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 1d
Trying my hand at this vibe coding thingy everyone is talking about
a cat is playing with a dell laptop
Alt: a cat is playing with a dell laptop
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 1d
Alltid kjekt med gode tilbakemeldinger
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
A blanket fort can only get you so far.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
a bookshelf filled with books including one that says ' i 'm not a fan '
ALT: a bookshelf filled with books including one that says ' i 'm not a fan '
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
Oh, you think I choose a visible room?
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
Yeah. I try to use quiet rooms when I can as well.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
Noice-cancelling headphones and good music/audiobooks.

And preferrably only in office when forced to...
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
Ja, og eldre enn deg. 😜
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
I use TomTom Go. But yes.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
Oh, I very much agree. I want to drive a car, not poke screens.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
My 14 year old Skoda doesn't have it either. Still, I would rather be able to choose my own GPS than pay big money for crappy upgrades to GPS maps (looking at you Toyota)
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
New laptop, next up are some new glasses?
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 2d
Not as if there aren't other cars to buy, so way to shoot your own foot GM
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