Johan Ludvig Brattås
@sqlclause.no
Just this guy, you know? (He/Him)
Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP
Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP
I had downloaded an Audible plus book without realising it was AI «narrated». And damn, if this hadn’t been a free book I would have been angry.
If this is the future of audiobooks I want no part of it.
If this is the future of audiobooks I want no part of it.
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I had downloaded an Audible plus book without realising it was AI «narrated». And damn, if this hadn’t been a free book I would have been angry.
If this is the future of audiobooks I want no part of it.
If this is the future of audiobooks I want no part of it.
Lovely to see sunrise before 8 AM again. Even if it’s a tad chilly.
February 4, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Lovely to see sunrise before 8 AM again. Even if it’s a tad chilly.
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As of this morning, I am on the job market, #OpenToWork, or however that is designated here. 🙂 I’m immediately looking for a new position, and my DMs are open. Thanks network!
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
As of this morning, I am on the job market, #OpenToWork, or however that is designated here. 🙂 I’m immediately looking for a new position, and my DMs are open. Thanks network!
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Email me your receipts by 7pm central on 2/1! Boost please! [email protected]
StandWithMinnesota.com
Rent funds are the most immediate need. Here is one:
chuffed.org/project/1671...
StandWithMinnesota.com
Rent funds are the most immediate need. Here is one:
chuffed.org/project/1671...
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Email me your receipts by 7pm central on 2/1! Boost please! [email protected]
StandWithMinnesota.com
Rent funds are the most immediate need. Here is one:
chuffed.org/project/1671...
StandWithMinnesota.com
Rent funds are the most immediate need. Here is one:
chuffed.org/project/1671...
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Sure, kids can be annoying – but making public spaces ‘child-free’ is wrong | Emma Beddington
Sure, kids can be annoying – but making public spaces ‘child-free’ is wrong | Emma Beddington
The French rail operator SNCF has recently installed new ‘adults-only’ carriages. It’s part of a sad culture of suppressing the young that forgets we were all loud and carefree once, writes Emma Beddington
www.theguardian.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Sure, kids can be annoying – but making public spaces ‘child-free’ is wrong | Emma Beddington
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1 February 1932 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Salomon Levie, was born in Meppel.
In October 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz and, after selection, murdered in a gas chamber.
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▶ Video about the first two gas chambers created near Auschwitz II-Birkenau: https://youtu.be/Rr6lF75fDmU
In October 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz and, after selection, murdered in a gas chamber.
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▶ Video about the first two gas chambers created near Auschwitz II-Birkenau: https://youtu.be/Rr6lF75fDmU
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
1 February 1932 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Salomon Levie, was born in Meppel.
In October 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz and, after selection, murdered in a gas chamber.
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▶ Video about the first two gas chambers created near Auschwitz II-Birkenau: https://youtu.be/Rr6lF75fDmU
In October 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz and, after selection, murdered in a gas chamber.
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▶ Video about the first two gas chambers created near Auschwitz II-Birkenau: https://youtu.be/Rr6lF75fDmU
I mean, I didn't leave Deloitte because of the US firm's major bet on Palantir. But I am so glad I left when I did.
Note though, that partner-run orgs such as Deloitte means the local firms don't necessarily agree with what US Deloitte is doing.
Note though, that partner-run orgs such as Deloitte means the local firms don't necessarily agree with what US Deloitte is doing.
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I mean, I didn't leave Deloitte because of the US firm's major bet on Palantir. But I am so glad I left when I did.
Note though, that partner-run orgs such as Deloitte means the local firms don't necessarily agree with what US Deloitte is doing.
Note though, that partner-run orgs such as Deloitte means the local firms don't necessarily agree with what US Deloitte is doing.
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Data Ceili call for speakers closes tonight!
Come and speak at the amazing Trinity College in Dublin!
sessionize.com/data-ceili-2...
Come and speak at the amazing Trinity College in Dublin!
sessionize.com/data-ceili-2...
Data Céilí 2026: Call for Speakers
Data Céilí 2026 is a free, in-person event focusing on the MS Data Platform taking place in Dublin, Ireland.Pre-cons taking place on the 11th of June ...
sessionize.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Data Ceili call for speakers closes tonight!
Come and speak at the amazing Trinity College in Dublin!
sessionize.com/data-ceili-2...
Come and speak at the amazing Trinity College in Dublin!
sessionize.com/data-ceili-2...
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Something exciting is coming for SQL + AI! A series of challenges kicks off next week that 's the perfect opportunity for you to flex your SQL skill set. You don't need to be an expert; each experience builds on the last. #SQLServer #SQLServer2025
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
SQL + AI: Get ready for a fun new experience, launching next week! | Microsoft Community Hub
The SQL community is leveling up!
We’re launching a lightweight, beginner friendly SQL + AI contest designed to spark awareness...
techcommunity.microsoft.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Something exciting is coming for SQL + AI! A series of challenges kicks off next week that 's the perfect opportunity for you to flex your SQL skill set. You don't need to be an expert; each experience builds on the last. #SQLServer #SQLServer2025
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
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Hvis du befinner deg i plankebyen i 14-draget, kom innom biblioteket og få med deg min samtale med @andersheger.bsky.social om Wanda da vel!
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Hvis du befinner deg i plankebyen i 14-draget, kom innom biblioteket og få med deg min samtale med @andersheger.bsky.social om Wanda da vel!
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Enda en alternativ SoMe som det bare er å avskrive med en gang.
“Post without fear of cancellation”
And it’s just this shit
And it’s just this shit
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Enda en alternativ SoMe som det bare er å avskrive med en gang.
Boardgame night at the office with Everdell and Heat: Pedal to the Metal.
First time seeing both. But fun games 🙂
First time seeing both. But fun games 🙂
January 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Boardgame night at the office with Everdell and Heat: Pedal to the Metal.
First time seeing both. But fun games 🙂
First time seeing both. But fun games 🙂
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Du vil prøve å få noen til å si opp jobben, så da kaller du inn til et møte som heter «Diverse». Du følger opp med å si 1) Du er gammel. 2) Din kone har kreft.
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Du vil prøve å få noen til å si opp jobben, så da kaller du inn til et møte som heter «Diverse». Du følger opp med å si 1) Du er gammel. 2) Din kone har kreft.
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Eighty-one years ago today, over 7,000 prisoners of the German Nazi camp #Auschwitz, including some 700 children, were liberated by the soldiers of the Soviet Army.
1,689 days of murder, pain, suffering, and humiliation were over.
Today, we all remember. We must keep remembering.
1,689 days of murder, pain, suffering, and humiliation were over.
Today, we all remember. We must keep remembering.
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Eighty-one years ago today, over 7,000 prisoners of the German Nazi camp #Auschwitz, including some 700 children, were liberated by the soldiers of the Soviet Army.
1,689 days of murder, pain, suffering, and humiliation were over.
Today, we all remember. We must keep remembering.
1,689 days of murder, pain, suffering, and humiliation were over.
Today, we all remember. We must keep remembering.
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Call for speakers: Data Saturday Oslo 2026
https://sessionize.com/data-saturday-oslo-2026?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
https://sessionize.com/data-saturday-oslo-2026?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
January 26, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Call for speakers: Data Saturday Oslo 2026
https://sessionize.com/data-saturday-oslo-2026?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
https://sessionize.com/data-saturday-oslo-2026?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
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Call for speakers: Data Saturday Rheinland 2026
https://sessionize.com/data-saturday-rheinland-2026?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
https://sessionize.com/data-saturday-rheinland-2026?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Call for speakers: Data Saturday Rheinland 2026
https://sessionize.com/data-saturday-rheinland-2026?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
https://sessionize.com/data-saturday-rheinland-2026?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
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Call for speakers: Day of Data Albany 2026
https://sessionize.com/day-of-data-albany-2026/?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
https://sessionize.com/day-of-data-albany-2026/?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
January 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Call for speakers: Day of Data Albany 2026
https://sessionize.com/day-of-data-albany-2026/?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
https://sessionize.com/day-of-data-albany-2026/?utm_source=callfordataspeakers&utm_campaign=bluesky
Running in the forest in daylight is so much more fun than in the dark according to Eamon and Annan.
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Running in the forest in daylight is so much more fun than in the dark according to Eamon and Annan.
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Nå er det ganske nøyaktig ett år siden mange norske medier gjorde all mulig mental gymnastikk for å slippe å slå fast, uten hvis og at og eufemismer, at Elon Musk gjorde en fascisthilsen. Det siste årets hendelser viser med all tydelighet hva som er så viktig med å bruke et ærlig og tydelig språk.
January 24, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Annan has entered Saturday Night mode
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Annan has entered Saturday Night mode
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Our bathroom has a curved wall where I wrote code to generate a Tetris design with tiles. We put the tiles up ourselves.
January 24, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Our bathroom has a curved wall where I wrote code to generate a Tetris design with tiles. We put the tiles up ourselves.
Ah, the peaceful Saturday and Sunday mornings when your kids turn into teenagers (and older).
January 24, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Ah, the peaceful Saturday and Sunday mornings when your kids turn into teenagers (and older).
Mengden jobber flyktninger som ikke snakker norsk har tilgang til er ikke veldig stor heller...
January 23, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Mengden jobber flyktninger som ikke snakker norsk har tilgang til er ikke veldig stor heller...