Jordyn "Squidoku" Pi
@squidoku.bsky.social
- xe/xem/xyr, pi/pem/per.
- Actual shark irl, age 28.
- Splatoon 3 on @blueflarespl.bsky.social & commentator.
- World Sudoku Championship medalist.
- PIU Advanced Lv 9 & gimmick expert.
- Icon by @camoink.bsky.social.
- Actual shark irl, age 28.
- Splatoon 3 on @blueflarespl.bsky.social & commentator.
- World Sudoku Championship medalist.
- PIU Advanced Lv 9 & gimmick expert.
- Icon by @camoink.bsky.social.
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February 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Lowkey I kinda think the nerf to stealth jump actually helps me when I'm jumping all the way across the map bc having more time in the air when I respawn allows me to take a little bit more time to mentally reset and recalibrate and figure out what I should do when I land
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Lowkey I kinda think the nerf to stealth jump actually helps me when I'm jumping all the way across the map bc having more time in the air when I respawn allows me to take a little bit more time to mentally reset and recalibrate and figure out what I should do when I land
When you forget where the apostrophe goes in u'm'a'm'i ruins #highdivsplatoon
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
When you forget where the apostrophe goes in u'm'a'm'i ruins #highdivsplatoon
Took a moment to check out what folks are saying in splatsville.
Abolish ICE/crush ICE/similar: 14x
Gay pride: 3x
Christianity: 1x
"Stop being political": 1x
Other: ~5x, I wasn't really counting
The squids (and octos) are alright
Abolish ICE/crush ICE/similar: 14x
Gay pride: 3x
Christianity: 1x
"Stop being political": 1x
Other: ~5x, I wasn't really counting
The squids (and octos) are alright
February 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Took a moment to check out what folks are saying in splatsville.
Abolish ICE/crush ICE/similar: 14x
Gay pride: 3x
Christianity: 1x
"Stop being political": 1x
Other: ~5x, I wasn't really counting
The squids (and octos) are alright
Abolish ICE/crush ICE/similar: 14x
Gay pride: 3x
Christianity: 1x
"Stop being political": 1x
Other: ~5x, I wasn't really counting
The squids (and octos) are alright
"The Rest Of The Sun Belongs To Me" by Sonata Arctica
(Honorable mention to "The Old Hurt Of Being Left Behind" by Seven Spires, which is what I am currently listening to as I type this)
(Honorable mention to "The Old Hurt Of Being Left Behind" by Seven Spires, which is what I am currently listening to as I type this)
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 AM
"The Rest Of The Sun Belongs To Me" by Sonata Arctica
(Honorable mention to "The Old Hurt Of Being Left Behind" by Seven Spires, which is what I am currently listening to as I type this)
(Honorable mention to "The Old Hurt Of Being Left Behind" by Seven Spires, which is what I am currently listening to as I type this)
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is anybody else OCCASIONALLY getting old undertow alongside new undertow this fine 11.0??????? huh??????? #compsplatoon
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
is anybody else OCCASIONALLY getting old undertow alongside new undertow this fine 11.0??????? huh??????? #compsplatoon
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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To my dearest pocket of the internet within #compsplatoon :
Today, UCSD Esports Navy scrimmed @pjackkchallenge.bsky.social , a team that I am quite fond of and find super cool.
This was our only victory against them.
That is all.
Today, UCSD Esports Navy scrimmed @pjackkchallenge.bsky.social , a team that I am quite fond of and find super cool.
This was our only victory against them.
That is all.
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
To my dearest pocket of the internet within #compsplatoon :
Today, UCSD Esports Navy scrimmed @pjackkchallenge.bsky.social , a team that I am quite fond of and find super cool.
This was our only victory against them.
That is all.
Today, UCSD Esports Navy scrimmed @pjackkchallenge.bsky.social , a team that I am quite fond of and find super cool.
This was our only victory against them.
That is all.
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I love this clip so much. There's also a clip of Beri that pairs perfectly with this where she realises, on stream, that the World Trade Center and the Twin Towers are not separate buildings. From @naniwazuni.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I love this clip so much. There's also a clip of Beri that pairs perfectly with this where she realises, on stream, that the World Trade Center and the Twin Towers are not separate buildings. From @naniwazuni.bsky.social
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『 URBAN UTILITY 🚧 』 ─ ✧˖°
commission for @aerialsbnb.bsky.social
commission for @aerialsbnb.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 AM
『 URBAN UTILITY 🚧 』 ─ ✧˖°
commission for @aerialsbnb.bsky.social
commission for @aerialsbnb.bsky.social
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Disability/dementia/incontinence etc are not karmic punishments for cruel people. They are all facts of life for many, and will likely happen to most who live long enough. If you’re going to criticize or make fun of Trump, you’ve gotta raise the bar higher than “haha this guy shits himself.”
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Disability/dementia/incontinence etc are not karmic punishments for cruel people. They are all facts of life for many, and will likely happen to most who live long enough. If you’re going to criticize or make fun of Trump, you’ve gotta raise the bar higher than “haha this guy shits himself.”
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
Masshole dogboys be like "worfcester"
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Masshole dogboys be like "worfcester"
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Really does feel like transphobia was always just a scapegoat by the worst people alive
February 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Really does feel like transphobia was always just a scapegoat by the worst people alive
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Introducing America's Favorite Knock-off Store-Brand Low Level Splatoon Team...
THE STINGRAYS
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social
@droprockcandy.bsky.social
@entomolojest.bsky.social
@achtonic.whiprays.com
THE STINGRAYS
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social
@droprockcandy.bsky.social
@entomolojest.bsky.social
@achtonic.whiprays.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Introducing America's Favorite Knock-off Store-Brand Low Level Splatoon Team...
THE STINGRAYS
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social
@droprockcandy.bsky.social
@entomolojest.bsky.social
@achtonic.whiprays.com
THE STINGRAYS
@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social
@droprockcandy.bsky.social
@entomolojest.bsky.social
@achtonic.whiprays.com
Why doesn't my location get this
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Why doesn't my location get this
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Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
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you should only be allowed to change your username online regularly if you can come up with really, really good usernames. like i signed onto steam today and found out my friend's new steam name is "Bela Fujoshi's Dead" and i can't argue with that
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
you should only be allowed to change your username online regularly if you can come up with really, really good usernames. like i signed onto steam today and found out my friend's new steam name is "Bela Fujoshi's Dead" and i can't argue with that
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had my tax guy explain this IRS letter in splatoon terms and he said "the IRS found you alting in a skill-capped tax bracket so now they're splat safety banning you for evasion"
does anyone know what "collections" are btw. like my sendou badges?
does anyone know what "collections" are btw. like my sendou badges?
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
had my tax guy explain this IRS letter in splatoon terms and he said "the IRS found you alting in a skill-capped tax bracket so now they're splat safety banning you for evasion"
does anyone know what "collections" are btw. like my sendou badges?
does anyone know what "collections" are btw. like my sendou badges?
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You can clown on Boston for a million reasons & most of them are valid, but it remains the only place I’ve been where the D&B rave in the basement of a baba ganoush restaurant has a bathroom full of pro-trans iconography. Last time I was here, there was a puppy play panel next door. Love this city.
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 AM
You can clown on Boston for a million reasons & most of them are valid, but it remains the only place I’ve been where the D&B rave in the basement of a baba ganoush restaurant has a bathroom full of pro-trans iconography. Last time I was here, there was a puppy play panel next door. Love this city.
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I made this document for last LUTI Season, and I feel it still applies today. LUTI is really unique and I encourage you to *consider* playing in it, but please be aware that it can be a trainwreck if you and your team aren't properly ready for it.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon
January 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I made this document for last LUTI Season, and I feel it still applies today. LUTI is really unique and I encourage you to *consider* playing in it, but please be aware that it can be a trainwreck if you and your team aren't properly ready for it.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon