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Jordyn "Squidoku" Pi
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- xe/xem/xyr, pi/pem/per.
- Actual shark irl, age 28.
- Splatoon 3 on @blueflarespl.bsky.social & commentator.
- World Sudoku Championship medalist.
- PIU Advanced Lv 9 & gimmick expert.
- Icon by @camoink.bsky.social.
My two cents, as a Patriots fan:

- Patriots fans are horrible, worst in the NFL
- Go Pats
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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one of the easiest ways to tell whether something is being used as a shield to avoid criticism is to consider the other beliefs someone would also have, if they cared about this thing

as soon as you start asking "so you support disabled people in X and Y ways, right?" it all falls apart
Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.

Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Coolest feature of bluesky: when you get a reply to a post you made from account A, and you were last logged in on account B account, if you open bsky from the notification, you are still logged in on account B. I am so sorry to everyone whose replies I have liked from the wrong account.
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Made during a vod review
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
This 92 year old Weedy's still makes hurgusburgus the old fashioned way
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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sendou dot ink should have a feature where you can click a button just to send where is your fourth flaming text gif in any match chat
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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learning numbers
#deltarune #utdr
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Lowkey I kinda think the nerf to stealth jump actually helps me when I'm jumping all the way across the map bc having more time in the air when I respawn allows me to take a little bit more time to mentally reset and recalibrate and figure out what I should do when I land
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 AM
When you forget where the apostrophe goes in u'm'a'm'i ruins #highdivsplatoon
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Took a moment to check out what folks are saying in splatsville.

Abolish ICE/crush ICE/similar: 14x
Gay pride: 3x
Christianity: 1x
"Stop being political": 1x
Other: ~5x, I wasn't really counting

The squids (and octos) are alright
February 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
"The Rest Of The Sun Belongs To Me" by Sonata Arctica

(Honorable mention to "The Old Hurt Of Being Left Behind" by Seven Spires, which is what I am currently listening to as I type this)
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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is anybody else OCCASIONALLY getting old undertow alongside new undertow this fine 11.0??????? huh??????? #compsplatoon
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The joke of Bart Simpson

ⓘ Rude

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February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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To my dearest pocket of the internet within #compsplatoon :

Today, UCSD Esports Navy scrimmed @pjackkchallenge.bsky.social , a team that I am quite fond of and find super cool.

This was our only victory against them.

That is all.
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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I love this clip so much. There's also a clip of Beri that pairs perfectly with this where she realises, on stream, that the World Trade Center and the Twin Towers are not separate buildings. From @naniwazuni.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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『 URBAN UTILITY 🚧 』 ─ ✧˖°
commission for @aerialsbnb.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Disability/dementia/incontinence etc are not karmic punishments for cruel people. They are all facts of life for many, and will likely happen to most who live long enough. If you’re going to criticize or make fun of Trump, you’ve gotta raise the bar higher than “haha this guy shits himself.”
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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✨Flow Aura✨
#Splatoon
February 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Masshole dogboys be like "worfcester"
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Really does feel like transphobia was always just a scapegoat by the worst people alive
February 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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I think she succeeded
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Introducing America's Favorite Knock-off Store-Brand Low Level Splatoon Team...

THE STINGRAYS

@heyitsme-goxu.bsky.social
@droprockcandy.bsky.social
@entomolojest.bsky.social
@achtonic.whiprays.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM