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Z-Bean
@seanzbean.bsky.social
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20. Salmonid. Captain of UCSD Esports Navy.
Nocto my beloved.
COMMS ARE OPEN!!!!
https://tiny.cc/xoivyz

(pfp credit: CrescentMoore on Twitter)
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#splatoon #salmonid

I think it’s bout time y’all knew the truth.
Did you know? The Z in Z-Bean stands for…
who in their right minds would swallow a super chump…????

…mmmmmmm funny popping boba…
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Inspired by @prochara.bsky.social's latest video

I for one believe in the Dynamo propaganda, you should too

#splatoonart
February 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
If you would like to witness the sheer, utter tomfoolery of what happened this match, here is the Replay Code:

RD5U-KF9H-XTNK-0WJJ
To my dearest pocket of the internet within #compsplatoon :

Today, UCSD Esports Navy scrimmed @pjackkchallenge.bsky.social , a team that I am quite fond of and find super cool.

This was our only victory against them.

That is all.
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
god i wish i was your place

i mean what
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 AM
inspos and skill cards pls 🥺
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 AM
oooooh noted noted 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Wouldn’t it telegraph the splashdown tho? You already scared them (us) off with the splashdown, so the splash wall makes sure you keep them (us) away
February 3, 2026 at 5:23 AM
To my dearest pocket of the internet within #compsplatoon :

Today, UCSD Esports Navy scrimmed @pjackkchallenge.bsky.social , a team that I am quite fond of and find super cool.

This was our only victory against them.

That is all.
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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I GOT PAWS NOW!!!

TYSM, @mike.minecraft.lgbt these came out SOO GOOD <3
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
To specifically T.M. Opera O Umamusume specifically:

Why are you so hard to train up to A rank

please let me know how i can help the overlord of century’s end to the best of my abilities

Regards, Trainer Zeeby
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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Peak update gaming: youtu.be/nEdunveoOkw?...
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Tamamo Chara real…
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Where did he go

#splatoonclips #splatoon3
February 2, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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cohozuna spotted in backrooms #splatoonclips
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Such menacing creatures
Thank you for commissioning >:3

Beware, they bite
1: @wonderofuwu.bsky.social
2: @marzlotl.bsky.social
3: @GresleyGoober on Twitter
4: @ozzytheaussie.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Drew my cowboy V I made in cyberpunk
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Made a new editor splashtag since i'm doing more of that. Filled with references to my comp career and some media I like.
If you want to make your own: splashtagmaker.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
hugs
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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[Starbreaker vs. 12 Stars]

February’s wrestler is… ENEROK?! Belongs to @kilyion.bsky.social

🎨: @elecrailvic.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Throw em out like frisbees
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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~d4 explo onetrick.. i got shooters just ask.. ill join an existing pickup or make my own....... looking to play with ppl around my skill level...please reach out..
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I just can’t see a future where I give up Splatoon for some easy-way-out, super mega successful future into the stereotypical nursing stuff. I still have next quarter and if I’m lucky next year to figure things out, but… yeah. I can’t drop Splatoon. It’s all I’ve got.
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
They tolerate me going to LANs and buying Splatoon things because they know I like it. Other than that, I keep them in the dark for most of the things because it‘d just sound like nonsense to them.
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
think I’d make it this far. I was always dillydallying thinking that one day, I’d actually just go up and leave. It all goes back to my inability to see the future. Now here I am, one class away from graduating and it’s just... I’m worthless again.

Sorry for the cry for help. I really am. (2/2)
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM