Z-Bean
@seanzbean.bsky.social
he/him
20. Salmonid. Captain of UCSD Esports Navy.
Nocto my beloved.
COMMS ARE OPEN!!!!
https://tiny.cc/xoivyz
(pfp credit: CrescentMoore on Twitter)
20. Salmonid. Captain of UCSD Esports Navy.
Nocto my beloved.
COMMS ARE OPEN!!!!
https://tiny.cc/xoivyz
(pfp credit: CrescentMoore on Twitter)
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
See attached file.
ITS BECOMING REAL.
MY FILIPINO GENES LOCKED TF IN FOR THIS.
That is all.
See attached file.
ITS BECOMING REAL.
MY FILIPINO GENES LOCKED TF IN FOR THIS.
That is all.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
See attached file.
ITS BECOMING REAL.
MY FILIPINO GENES LOCKED TF IN FOR THIS.
That is all.
See attached file.
ITS BECOMING REAL.
MY FILIPINO GENES LOCKED TF IN FOR THIS.
That is all.
To the #splatoon pocket of the internet:
God I love styling on the cocky. (Context: the Big Swig stood around and taunted every time they could when they killed someone.)
That is all.
God I love styling on the cocky. (Context: the Big Swig stood around and taunted every time they could when they killed someone.)
That is all.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
To the #splatoon pocket of the internet:
God I love styling on the cocky. (Context: the Big Swig stood around and taunted every time they could when they killed someone.)
That is all.
God I love styling on the cocky. (Context: the Big Swig stood around and taunted every time they could when they killed someone.)
That is all.
why do you say this agnes digital umamusume
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
why do you say this agnes digital umamusume
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
To commemorate my 4-starring of the Bronze Painbrush, I made myself a little meme.
Please enjoy.
To commemorate my 4-starring of the Bronze Painbrush, I made myself a little meme.
Please enjoy.
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
To commemorate my 4-starring of the Bronze Painbrush, I made myself a little meme.
Please enjoy.
To commemorate my 4-starring of the Bronze Painbrush, I made myself a little meme.
Please enjoy.
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
It has come to my attention that my team for the CCA Circuit has hit the Sudoku Special, getting the top five spots for each qualifier we participated in.
Heck yeah.
That is all.
It has come to my attention that my team for the CCA Circuit has hit the Sudoku Special, getting the top five spots for each qualifier we participated in.
Heck yeah.
That is all.
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
It has come to my attention that my team for the CCA Circuit has hit the Sudoku Special, getting the top five spots for each qualifier we participated in.
Heck yeah.
That is all.
It has come to my attention that my team for the CCA Circuit has hit the Sudoku Special, getting the top five spots for each qualifier we participated in.
Heck yeah.
That is all.
#splatoon #splatoonart #salmonid
~ Folidotós Yfantís Tis Moíras ~
He owns his fate, blind to the re-spinning of the thread.
~ Folidotós Yfantís Tis Moíras ~
He owns his fate, blind to the re-spinning of the thread.
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
#splatoon #splatoonart #salmonid
~ Folidotós Yfantís Tis Moíras ~
He owns his fate, blind to the re-spinning of the thread.
~ Folidotós Yfantís Tis Moíras ~
He owns his fate, blind to the re-spinning of the thread.
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
HOLY SHIT
That is all.
HOLY SHIT
That is all.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
HOLY SHIT
That is all.
HOLY SHIT
That is all.
#compsplatoon #sunsetsurge
With a STUNNING performance from debut LAN-goers, UCSD Esports Gold x Navy takes 2nd in Sunset Surge: Nouveau Emberz! 🥈
NerdyAdam - Road Trip Warrior
Lav - Goat Child successor
Kneecole - First LAN (yay!)
Z-Bean - Decav will NEVER be my legacy
ooame - penta kill on caniacs
With a STUNNING performance from debut LAN-goers, UCSD Esports Gold x Navy takes 2nd in Sunset Surge: Nouveau Emberz! 🥈
NerdyAdam - Road Trip Warrior
Lav - Goat Child successor
Kneecole - First LAN (yay!)
Z-Bean - Decav will NEVER be my legacy
ooame - penta kill on caniacs
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
#compsplatoon #sunsetsurge
With a STUNNING performance from debut LAN-goers, UCSD Esports Gold x Navy takes 2nd in Sunset Surge: Nouveau Emberz! 🥈
NerdyAdam - Road Trip Warrior
Lav - Goat Child successor
Kneecole - First LAN (yay!)
Z-Bean - Decav will NEVER be my legacy
ooame - penta kill on caniacs
With a STUNNING performance from debut LAN-goers, UCSD Esports Gold x Navy takes 2nd in Sunset Surge: Nouveau Emberz! 🥈
NerdyAdam - Road Trip Warrior
Lav - Goat Child successor
Kneecole - First LAN (yay!)
Z-Bean - Decav will NEVER be my legacy
ooame - penta kill on caniacs
#splatoon #sunsetsurge
Look Towards The Western Sky
“You’ve changed me for good. Now to make those changes last.”
Look Towards The Western Sky
“You’ve changed me for good. Now to make those changes last.”
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
#splatoon #sunsetsurge
Look Towards The Western Sky
“You’ve changed me for good. Now to make those changes last.”
Look Towards The Western Sky
“You’ve changed me for good. Now to make those changes last.”
A little wipperoo, featuring Elp*ba from W*cked
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A little wipperoo, featuring Elp*ba from W*cked
Addendum:
It’s because I used W*cked, For G*od, and m*vie, isn’t it? Damn bots…
It’s because I used W*cked, For G*od, and m*vie, isn’t it? Damn bots…
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Addendum:
It’s because I used W*cked, For G*od, and m*vie, isn’t it? Damn bots…
It’s because I used W*cked, For G*od, and m*vie, isn’t it? Damn bots…
To my dearest pocket of the internet.
See attached image.
That is all.
See attached image.
That is all.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
To my dearest pocket of the internet.
See attached image.
That is all.
See attached image.
That is all.
CW: Splattercolor Screen
#splatoon #compsplatoon
evil HETEROSEXUAL decav triple
(its suggestive because it’s STRAIGHT)
#splatoon #compsplatoon
evil HETEROSEXUAL decav triple
(its suggestive because it’s STRAIGHT)
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
CW: Splattercolor Screen
#splatoon #compsplatoon
evil HETEROSEXUAL decav triple
(its suggestive because it’s STRAIGHT)
#splatoon #compsplatoon
evil HETEROSEXUAL decav triple
(its suggestive because it’s STRAIGHT)
#compsplatoon
Despite eternal scuff and playing Set 1 on hotspot, UCSD Esports Navy takes 2nd in CCA Qualifier 6!
Z-Bean - “do i have your verbal consent to use screen”
JustAwful - the screen user in question:
Bloob - 13 assists
Kneecole - “you’re throwing it back?!”
BobaFox - birthday explo bestie
Despite eternal scuff and playing Set 1 on hotspot, UCSD Esports Navy takes 2nd in CCA Qualifier 6!
Z-Bean - “do i have your verbal consent to use screen”
JustAwful - the screen user in question:
Bloob - 13 assists
Kneecole - “you’re throwing it back?!”
BobaFox - birthday explo bestie
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
#compsplatoon
Despite eternal scuff and playing Set 1 on hotspot, UCSD Esports Navy takes 2nd in CCA Qualifier 6!
Z-Bean - “do i have your verbal consent to use screen”
JustAwful - the screen user in question:
Bloob - 13 assists
Kneecole - “you’re throwing it back?!”
BobaFox - birthday explo bestie
Despite eternal scuff and playing Set 1 on hotspot, UCSD Esports Navy takes 2nd in CCA Qualifier 6!
Z-Bean - “do i have your verbal consent to use screen”
JustAwful - the screen user in question:
Bloob - 13 assists
Kneecole - “you’re throwing it back?!”
BobaFox - birthday explo bestie
#compsplatoon
HUH?! WHAT?! UCSD ESPORTS NAVY WON QUALIFIER 5?! NAVY’S FIRST EVER W????? OH MY GOD?? AND WE WENT 17-1??
Kneecole - “let the crab out the cage”
Z-Bean - 27 kills, 9 deaths
JustAwful - Gay Inkjet, Bretta Mela
Bloob - “you got three?!”
BobaFox - fish polycule observer
ggs to all! 🐟
HUH?! WHAT?! UCSD ESPORTS NAVY WON QUALIFIER 5?! NAVY’S FIRST EVER W????? OH MY GOD?? AND WE WENT 17-1??
Kneecole - “let the crab out the cage”
Z-Bean - 27 kills, 9 deaths
JustAwful - Gay Inkjet, Bretta Mela
Bloob - “you got three?!”
BobaFox - fish polycule observer
ggs to all! 🐟
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
#compsplatoon
HUH?! WHAT?! UCSD ESPORTS NAVY WON QUALIFIER 5?! NAVY’S FIRST EVER W????? OH MY GOD?? AND WE WENT 17-1??
Kneecole - “let the crab out the cage”
Z-Bean - 27 kills, 9 deaths
JustAwful - Gay Inkjet, Bretta Mela
Bloob - “you got three?!”
BobaFox - fish polycule observer
ggs to all! 🐟
HUH?! WHAT?! UCSD ESPORTS NAVY WON QUALIFIER 5?! NAVY’S FIRST EVER W????? OH MY GOD?? AND WE WENT 17-1??
Kneecole - “let the crab out the cage”
Z-Bean - 27 kills, 9 deaths
JustAwful - Gay Inkjet, Bretta Mela
Bloob - “you got three?!”
BobaFox - fish polycule observer
ggs to all! 🐟
Your eyes shift down to meet the… familiar… face…?
“Ayyyy, ¿qué pasa? Expectin’ someone else?”
Surprise halloween piece inspired by @banditstavern.bsky.social !! Zenith’s tail is not large enough to fit the rest of the screen.
#splatoon #salmonid #splatoonart
“Ayyyy, ¿qué pasa? Expectin’ someone else?”
Surprise halloween piece inspired by @banditstavern.bsky.social !! Zenith’s tail is not large enough to fit the rest of the screen.
#splatoon #salmonid #splatoonart
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Your eyes shift down to meet the… familiar… face…?
“Ayyyy, ¿qué pasa? Expectin’ someone else?”
Surprise halloween piece inspired by @banditstavern.bsky.social !! Zenith’s tail is not large enough to fit the rest of the screen.
#splatoon #salmonid #splatoonart
“Ayyyy, ¿qué pasa? Expectin’ someone else?”
Surprise halloween piece inspired by @banditstavern.bsky.social !! Zenith’s tail is not large enough to fit the rest of the screen.
#splatoon #salmonid #splatoonart
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
HE GOT TURNED INTO A BENCH
That is all.
HE GOT TURNED INTO A BENCH
That is all.
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
HE GOT TURNED INTO A BENCH
That is all.
HE GOT TURNED INTO A BENCH
That is all.
On today’s episode of “Reasons why Z-Bean is going to hell“…
It happened again.
This concludes today’s episode of “Reasons why Z-Bean is going to hell”.
It happened again.
This concludes today’s episode of “Reasons why Z-Bean is going to hell”.
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
On today’s episode of “Reasons why Z-Bean is going to hell“…
It happened again.
This concludes today’s episode of “Reasons why Z-Bean is going to hell”.
It happened again.
This concludes today’s episode of “Reasons why Z-Bean is going to hell”.
#compsplatoon
With another CLEAN 3-0 in Groups, UCSD Esports Navy takes 3rd Place in CCA Qualifier 4!
Bloob - Got overtime jumpscared like 7 times
Kneecole - Free from Zap Jail
Bobafox - Forgot to take off their Splatfest Tee
JustAwful - Gay Brella (spooky)
Z-Bean - “why the fuck did that work?”
With another CLEAN 3-0 in Groups, UCSD Esports Navy takes 3rd Place in CCA Qualifier 4!
Bloob - Got overtime jumpscared like 7 times
Kneecole - Free from Zap Jail
Bobafox - Forgot to take off their Splatfest Tee
JustAwful - Gay Brella (spooky)
Z-Bean - “why the fuck did that work?”
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
#compsplatoon
With another CLEAN 3-0 in Groups, UCSD Esports Navy takes 3rd Place in CCA Qualifier 4!
Bloob - Got overtime jumpscared like 7 times
Kneecole - Free from Zap Jail
Bobafox - Forgot to take off their Splatfest Tee
JustAwful - Gay Brella (spooky)
Z-Bean - “why the fuck did that work?”
With another CLEAN 3-0 in Groups, UCSD Esports Navy takes 3rd Place in CCA Qualifier 4!
Bloob - Got overtime jumpscared like 7 times
Kneecole - Free from Zap Jail
Bobafox - Forgot to take off their Splatfest Tee
JustAwful - Gay Brella (spooky)
Z-Bean - “why the fuck did that work?”
Looks like Zenith lost a bet. A horse racing bet. Guess which horse he betted on.
#splatoon #umamusume #salmonid #goldship #splatoonart #uma #golshi
#splatoon #umamusume #salmonid #goldship #splatoonart #uma #golshi
October 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Looks like Zenith lost a bet. A horse racing bet. Guess which horse he betted on.
#splatoon #umamusume #salmonid #goldship #splatoonart #uma #golshi
#splatoon #umamusume #salmonid #goldship #splatoonart #uma #golshi
I can vouch for this.
October 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I can vouch for this.