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Z-Bean
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20. Salmonid. Captain of UCSD Esports Navy.
Nocto my beloved.
COMMS ARE OPEN!!!!
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(pfp credit: CrescentMoore on Twitter)
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#splatoon #salmonid

I think it’s bout time y’all knew the truth.
Did you know? The Z in Z-Bean stands for…
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…and RRRemix crossfades #S3NAL into a new beat! We had a blast on the League dance floor for 2/2 preseason and 5/8 real season days 📀🎉

Following an exciting performance, we're switching tracks up in both direction and roster! Lin (uv_bae) will be taking a winter hiatus while Vasi makes his rrreturn
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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found the chansey that ate crit tauros body slam
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
To my dearest pocket of the interent:

It appears that I made one too many jambon-buerres. Would anyone like to share with me?

It’s a ham and butter sandwich.

That is all.
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Ha ha ha ha, look at the big doofus who put gyoza on a supermarket Caesar salad.
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Surprisingly less than I thought coming from the chaos gremlin that I am
@shenpai.gay has swears! They've used 176 profanities in their last 1,423 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (47 times)
🥈 "fuck" (34 times)
🥉 "shit" (28 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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BACK ON THE PMD ART GRIND AND I THINK I COOKED WITH THIS ONE!!!! 💥

Celadir the Corviknight in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon artstyle!! 💖

#pokemon #pokemonart #fanart #PMD #corviknight #pokemonoc
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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there's something wrong with me I saw the graphs and thought it was city trial results
For the next few days, I will be sharing some fun facts about some of the statistics for the Top 8 Teams in the Splatoon 3 NA League!

1) fofofo has played in most number of games (86) against any of the Top 8 teams! They are 56-30 in all games, with RM being their best mode at a win rate of 73%
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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True
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I mean, it would be wasteful to not extend the wish to others who feel similar. We can surplus or sell those attack helicopter chuds for scrap.
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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pride cometh before the fall...
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
To my dearest pocket of the internet:

How I wish I could eat simmered daikon in a hotpot and enjoy a rainy day inside…

That is all.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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by the way the tenta brellas are fucking ginormous please do NOT launch this tenta brella shield because it could cause a ""crushed by"" splat in real life and im not responsible for that im saying that now
WE GOT COMPLETED PRODUCTION PHOTOS HOLY SHITTTTT
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
To the #splatoon pocket of the internet:

God I love styling on the cocky. (Context: the Big Swig stood around and taunted every time they could when they killed someone.)

That is all.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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And they were party members😳😳

#art #pokemon #scolipede #golisopod #lgbt #kiss #yuri #yaoi
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Live golisopod reaction
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Working on Thanksgiving but heres a change of outfit, probably permanent~
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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To everyone I've met, both online and in person;
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I made biscuits from scratch for the first time ever.
Way easier than i thought & it feels like the process wasn't gunna work. XD
Their not pretty but they taste fine. Just needs butter.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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What Thanksgiving Day represents in our home is a reminder that during the worst of times, be they shared or personal hardships, focusing on gratitude will carry us through to another day. That and we love an excuse to eat a meal comprised primarily of butter and cream.
a woman is stirring a pot of food with a wooden spoon and says `` more butter ! ''
ALT: a woman is stirring a pot of food with a wooden spoon and says `` more butter ! ''
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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WE GOT COMPLETED PRODUCTION PHOTOS HOLY SHITTTTT
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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It’s a beautiful day outside
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
why do you say this agnes digital umamusume
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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trues.. it was a very unconventional scrim but sometimes it takes a weird opponent to rly improve or learn in a specific area..
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I believe in you

You may have in obstacle in the middle of the road, you may have nothing to drive, you may be in a tunnel, you may not even know where to go, but I believe in you

It's water wraith Wednesday
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM