Squid
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Filed my tax return last week.
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Filed my tax return last week.
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
it’ll be those wantons of mass destruction they are concerned about
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 AM
it’ll be those wantons of mass destruction they are concerned about
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For a man too “poorly” to appear on Kuenssberg yesterday, Farage looks outstandingly well today👇🏼
It’s as though he was trying to work out what to say about Trump and his tariffs.. so he hide like a coward
Exactly the quality you need for PM (not) 🙄🙄
It’s as though he was trying to work out what to say about Trump and his tariffs.. so he hide like a coward
Exactly the quality you need for PM (not) 🙄🙄
Fartrage says it is unacceptable for King Donald the Mad to apply economic pressure on a long-standing ally of more than 100 years.
But only a few weeks ago he was in the US asking them to put sanctions on the "undemocratic" UK.
What a complete and total shit wankstain this man is.
But only a few weeks ago he was in the US asking them to put sanctions on the "undemocratic" UK.
What a complete and total shit wankstain this man is.
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
For a man too “poorly” to appear on Kuenssberg yesterday, Farage looks outstandingly well today👇🏼
It’s as though he was trying to work out what to say about Trump and his tariffs.. so he hide like a coward
Exactly the quality you need for PM (not) 🙄🙄
It’s as though he was trying to work out what to say about Trump and his tariffs.. so he hide like a coward
Exactly the quality you need for PM (not) 🙄🙄
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There is no strategy
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
January 20, 2026 at 6:41 AM
There is no strategy
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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In light of the weekend’s events - with Trump launching a trade war on the UK because we’re not wildly enthusiastic about annexing other countries on a whim - I have a few follow-up questions for the Telegraph columnists and commentators who’ve previously made some fairly… adventurous assertions.
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
In light of the weekend’s events - with Trump launching a trade war on the UK because we’re not wildly enthusiastic about annexing other countries on a whim - I have a few follow-up questions for the Telegraph columnists and commentators who’ve previously made some fairly… adventurous assertions.
This headline sounds more like Trump has had to pay out yet more hush money!!
King Donald the Mad has filed financial disclosure forms showing he just bought between $250k and $500k worth of bonds - in Victoria’s Secret.
Is this part of his plan to celebrate the USA's 250th anniversary on July 4th?
He'll get better attendance than his last parade.
Is this part of his plan to celebrate the USA's 250th anniversary on July 4th?
He'll get better attendance than his last parade.
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
This headline sounds more like Trump has had to pay out yet more hush money!!
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“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 AM
“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
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Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
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Protecting our elections: Here’s what you need to know. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
Civic Courage
My live chat with Marc Elias
open.substack.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Protecting our elections: Here’s what you need to know. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
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Plus all never trumpers. Their dreams are coming true.
Any account blaming dems for what repubs have done and what voters did should be treated with suspicion. It's a midterm year and they've come here to suppress the vote.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Plus all never trumpers. Their dreams are coming true.
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Larry the Cat’s grim data scorched Elon Musk’s accusation that the UK is a police state – 15 nods of agreement.
www.thepoke.com/2026/01/12/l...
www.thepoke.com/2026/01/12/l...
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Larry the Cat’s grim data scorched Elon Musk’s accusation that the UK is a police state – 15 nods of agreement.
www.thepoke.com/2026/01/12/l...
www.thepoke.com/2026/01/12/l...
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
As far as I can see, it was either the money or the child abuse imagery - or both!
‘so Mr Lowe, what first attracted you to staying on the social media app rife with child abuse imagery where you make over £40k a year’
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
As far as I can see, it was either the money or the child abuse imagery - or both!
Is it because he is weakening Britain or is it that he is strengthening Russia?
Nigel Farage sent chilling message by ex-Marine for 'weakening Britain'
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Nigel Farage sent chilling message by ex-Marine for 'weakening Britain'
Veterans’ minister Al Carns, who served as a special forces colonel, has accused Nigel Farage of weakening Britain by vowing to vote against deploying troops to Ukraine
www.mirror.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Is it because he is weakening Britain or is it that he is strengthening Russia?
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The richest individual on Earth should not own the keys to the largest disinformation machine on the planet.
It's not censorship to switch X off. It's common sense.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It's not censorship to switch X off. It's common sense.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Musk says X outcry is 'excuse for censorship'
The government is urging Ofcom to use all its powers – up to and including an effective ban – against X.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 AM
The richest individual on Earth should not own the keys to the largest disinformation machine on the planet.
It's not censorship to switch X off. It's common sense.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It's not censorship to switch X off. It's common sense.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
There’s still one day to go - never give up hope!
December 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
There’s still one day to go - never give up hope!
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BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…”
Read that again.
Read that again.
December 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…”
Read that again.
Read that again.
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Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money
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⚡️ SHOCKING! Chris Bryant’s huge Brexit admission:
🫨16,000 fewer 🇬🇧 biz exporters after Brexit. Brexit crippled 🇬🇧 biz
That’s why
France/Germany are outperforming 🇬🇧
👉growth is weaker
👉wages are under pressure
Brexit used sovereignty as bait to deliver self-harm which benefits Russian 🇷🇺 aggression.
🫨16,000 fewer 🇬🇧 biz exporters after Brexit. Brexit crippled 🇬🇧 biz
That’s why
France/Germany are outperforming 🇬🇧
👉growth is weaker
👉wages are under pressure
Brexit used sovereignty as bait to deliver self-harm which benefits Russian 🇷🇺 aggression.
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
⚡️ SHOCKING! Chris Bryant’s huge Brexit admission:
🫨16,000 fewer 🇬🇧 biz exporters after Brexit. Brexit crippled 🇬🇧 biz
That’s why
France/Germany are outperforming 🇬🇧
👉growth is weaker
👉wages are under pressure
Brexit used sovereignty as bait to deliver self-harm which benefits Russian 🇷🇺 aggression.
🫨16,000 fewer 🇬🇧 biz exporters after Brexit. Brexit crippled 🇬🇧 biz
That’s why
France/Germany are outperforming 🇬🇧
👉growth is weaker
👉wages are under pressure
Brexit used sovereignty as bait to deliver self-harm which benefits Russian 🇷🇺 aggression.
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Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
And it doesn't show signs of stopping
And I brought me some porn for copping
The lights are turned way down low
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
And I brought me some porn for copping
The lights are turned way down low
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And it doesn't show signs of stopping
And I brought me some porn for copping
The lights are turned way down low
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
And I brought me some porn for copping
The lights are turned way down low
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
Q: What was he thinking of?
A:Same thing he was thinking with.
A:Same thing he was thinking with.
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Q: What was he thinking of?
A:Same thing he was thinking with.
A:Same thing he was thinking with.
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This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇