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average star wars enjoyer

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undiluted, weapons grade brainrot
January 25, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Stormtroopers Who Killed Tatooine Farmers Feared for Their Lives

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Stormtroopers Who Killed Tatooine Farmers Feared for Their Lives - Hard Drive
TATOOINE — Amidst galactic unrest, a group of stormtroopers who burned farmers Owen and Beru Lars alive on the desert planet Tatooine... Continue reading this gem
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January 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
man something i adore about bluesky is that it's *not* algorithmically driven. i can like material outside of my usual sphere of interest or topical news and not have it absolutely dominate my feed
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Aphra (2020)

#StarWars #MyArt
January 22, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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big shoutouts these guys they're so sick
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Darth Nihilus,
Nerd Show Bologna 2026 commission!
See you tomorrow!

#starwars #darthnihilus #commission #artistalley #vincenzoriccardi
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace concept art by Doug Chiang
January 22, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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youtu.be/qBTwEWZVMXE
Why Disney Struggles To Make Star Wars Movies
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
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January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
when cobb vanth -- an incredibly minor book character from what, 3 chapters of the aftermath trilogy -- appeared in exactly the context and form that logically made the most sense for him to appear in-universe? i just about leapt out of my seat
January 17, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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Like Kay, I'm a big jakt person, and like Nix, I'm always thinking about food
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#KayVess / #Nix / #StarWars / #StarWarsOutlaws / #BRart
January 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
don't make me tap the sign

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January 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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The...er...second biggest Star Wars news of the day.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
dawn of the jedi dead, hunt for ben solo dead, rian johnson's stuff dead, taika, glover and kinberg are "don't hold your breath" status, rey movie not even mentioned. i'm so depressed
January 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
i've been rewatching golden kamuy from the beginning, and am pretty much convinced it's peak anime? it's so exciting, absolutely hilarious, has a massive cast of well written, well acted characters, is historical, educational, has romance and pathos, and the story never lags or falters. 10/10
January 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
here we go
Galaxy’s Edge is re-branding to the original trilogy era! More details coming in a video soon.
January 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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A.I. could probably, eventually, arrive at a scene in which Leia says “I love you,” and Han says “I love you too.” After the right amount of theft, it could get there.

But A.I. could never, EVER arrive at “I love you,” and Han saying “I know.”

That’s humans. That’s the difference. Hope this helps.
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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“Tribes of Tatooine” was good — better than the Mando episode even

Boba said “land back” & Tuskens were further humanized, even if in a cliche way

Loved the Tusken warrior woman. RIP

The closing fire dance ceremony & Boba’s acceptance into the tribe felt earned

AND we got Santy onscreen!
Say something good about The Book of Boba Fett:

The diverse cast.
January 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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amazing things happening in minecraft
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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nobody talks about the 9/11 playstation demo disc
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i add a dash of honey to mine!
After dissatisfaction with the restaurants around here, I have finally sated my craving for Japanese curry.

Secret ingredients: applesauce and cocoa powder
January 8, 2026 at 11:53 AM
January 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold

“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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5 years ago today we launched #StarWarsTheHighRepublic w/ LIGHT OF THE JEDI and A TEST OF COURAGE. What an overwhelming, surreal, and incredible journey it’s been. Thank you to all the readers, fans, & creators for joining us on this grand adventure. We still have many more tales to tell!
January 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM