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Alden Diaz
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Host & Producer: @ahchtoradio.bsky.social, @anytimeonair.bsky.social, @casterlytalk.bsky.social, The One & Done Film Club | Words: Star Trek, Fandom | Formerly: iHeartRadio, WeTheNerdy | He/Him 🇵🇷

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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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This is the only radio show where Quincy Jones shows up on the same playlist as Jim Carrey. After a couple of weeks healing from expensive oral surgery (because America, Fuck Yeah) I'm back with comedy soundtracks and scores. Join me for good music and nostalgia 6 pm PT www.mixcloud.com/djBrujaRadio
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Putting together my list of Best Steve Martins and leaving off the most famous one to generate outrage clicks
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ken Plume told me exclusively that he loves them all equally but [checks notes] Mark Hamill on The Muppet Show is his favorite? Wait a minute!
I would share my STAR WARS rankings list with you, but I choose to take it to my grave, forever preserving the mystery in the coldest take of all.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We shall now begin manifesting a Takeshita vs. Okada finals for the #AEWContinentalClassic. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
There is absolutely nothing that could ever get me interested in crypto, and a fucking Andrew Schulz ad is not gonna change that.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to Dougie and all the bitches love it
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Mark Kelly should see his uniform inspection and raise him a breathalyzer test.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Retiring from ranking Star Wars movies because loving Star Wars is like a marriage, and I’d NEVER tell my wife that she’s only beautiful SOME days. I’d never sink that low.

(I’m single and the best one is Return of the Jedi.)
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Use at your leisure.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Me, when I see people debating the ‘correct’ ranking for the Star Wars movies:
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Pritzker didn’t include THE CLONE WARS (2008 theatrical) in his rankings, therefore he can never be POTUS. Get outta here with that. Punky muffin or fuck off.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Always cracks me up when people present as being super orthodox over STAR WARS as the title of Star Wars (1977). Because, yeah, you’re all technically correct, but those of us who embrace A NEW HOPE literally have George Lucas on our side of the issue.

Also, it’s 2025. It’s okay to accept it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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The Fabelmans was released 3 years ago today 📽️
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Rainbow Connection
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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my god
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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For the first time, a US politician used the platform of the oval office to call out Israeli genocide and US complicity in that genocide, and centrists are confused about why folks have more grace for him than they do for someone who enthusiastically and materially supported that genocide.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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They’re saying from each according to his ability — and I have the best ability, a soldier came up to me and told me, tears in his eyes, she said “you saved America, sir,” she said, cold day, she had these rosy cheeks, unlike Rosie O’Donnell, no ability — to each, to each according to his needs.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump meeting with Zohran means there’s a nonzero chance that he’s uttered the words “MISSISSIPPI MASALA” at least once.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM