Coop
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Coop
@boopenheim.bsky.social
· Nov 12
New account, same rules.
Love Your Homies.
Love Yourself.
Keep A List of Grievances.
Love Your Homies.
Love Yourself.
Keep A List of Grievances.
One of the old people that work for the county clicked on a phishing link and now I have to do another round of cybersecurity training. For the fourth time this year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
One of the old people that work for the county clicked on a phishing link and now I have to do another round of cybersecurity training. For the fourth time this year.
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Welp. Finished two more books.
1. I really liked Clown In a Cornfield. Good gritty slasher vibes.
2. WORF! MY FRIEND WORF!
1. I really liked Clown In a Cornfield. Good gritty slasher vibes.
2. WORF! MY FRIEND WORF!
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Welp. Finished two more books.
1. I really liked Clown In a Cornfield. Good gritty slasher vibes.
2. WORF! MY FRIEND WORF!
1. I really liked Clown In a Cornfield. Good gritty slasher vibes.
2. WORF! MY FRIEND WORF!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to Dougie and all the bitches love it
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to Dougie and all the bitches love it
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I don't know about anyone else, but in terms of my life, this is some impactful shit right here. Thank you, Joel, Trace, Josh, Kevin, and Jim.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but in terms of my life, this is some impactful shit right here. Thank you, Joel, Trace, Josh, Kevin, and Jim.
A movie that takes place where you're from
(Not a ton of lighthearted flicks about Kentucky that aren’t about horses)
(Not a ton of lighthearted flicks about Kentucky that aren’t about horses)
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
(Not a ton of lighthearted flicks about Kentucky that aren’t about horses)
(Not a ton of lighthearted flicks about Kentucky that aren’t about horses)
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November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
Made the goal in January to read 100 books by the end of the year and with 2 months left I’ve only read 11. I had no idea how stressful this year would be so I’m not going to beat myself up.
I still deserve a personal pan pizza dammit.
I still deserve a personal pan pizza dammit.
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Made the goal in January to read 100 books by the end of the year and with 2 months left I’ve only read 11. I had no idea how stressful this year would be so I’m not going to beat myself up.
I still deserve a personal pan pizza dammit.
I still deserve a personal pan pizza dammit.
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We know most of you don’t wear pants during the show but tonight it will be justified.
Be there and give thanks
Be there and give thanks
TONIGHT 9pm EST! Hyperfocus returns with a stream that’ll have your mouth watering and make you weirdly feel the need to unbutton your pants!
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We know most of you don’t wear pants during the show but tonight it will be justified.
Be there and give thanks
Be there and give thanks
Serving up hot takes and canned cranberry jelly RINGED FOR YOUR PLEASURE LIKE GOD INTENDED
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Serving up hot takes and canned cranberry jelly RINGED FOR YOUR PLEASURE LIKE GOD INTENDED
Lately I’ve been showing my husband lore videos from Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and tonight, Bloodborne.
This consists of me yelling “ITS A DIFFERENT GAME I SWEAR!” Every so often. He does not believe me.
This consists of me yelling “ITS A DIFFERENT GAME I SWEAR!” Every so often. He does not believe me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Lately I’ve been showing my husband lore videos from Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and tonight, Bloodborne.
This consists of me yelling “ITS A DIFFERENT GAME I SWEAR!” Every so often. He does not believe me.
This consists of me yelling “ITS A DIFFERENT GAME I SWEAR!” Every so often. He does not believe me.
There are 3 kinds of Christmas movies:
1. Takes place at Christmas time and is about the holiday
(The Santa Claus, Scrooged)
2. Takes place at Christmas time but is not specifically about the holiday
(Die Hard, Little Women)
3. Vibes. There’s snow.
(Child’s Play, Empire Strikes Back)
1. Takes place at Christmas time and is about the holiday
(The Santa Claus, Scrooged)
2. Takes place at Christmas time but is not specifically about the holiday
(Die Hard, Little Women)
3. Vibes. There’s snow.
(Child’s Play, Empire Strikes Back)
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
There are 3 kinds of Christmas movies:
1. Takes place at Christmas time and is about the holiday
(The Santa Claus, Scrooged)
2. Takes place at Christmas time but is not specifically about the holiday
(Die Hard, Little Women)
3. Vibes. There’s snow.
(Child’s Play, Empire Strikes Back)
1. Takes place at Christmas time and is about the holiday
(The Santa Claus, Scrooged)
2. Takes place at Christmas time but is not specifically about the holiday
(Die Hard, Little Women)
3. Vibes. There’s snow.
(Child’s Play, Empire Strikes Back)
Now you have car chapstick, bag chapstick for every pocket, living room chapstick, bookshelf chapstick, tactical under the couch chapstick for emergencies, and you can give one to your crusty boyfriend.
The ChapStick advent calendar is all fun and games until you get to the end and you own 12 ChapSticks. You’re in too deep.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Now you have car chapstick, bag chapstick for every pocket, living room chapstick, bookshelf chapstick, tactical under the couch chapstick for emergencies, and you can give one to your crusty boyfriend.
Some of my earliest memories are playing the Nintendo 64 with my brothers. Getting pinched for screen looking during Goldeneye, specifically.
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Some of my earliest memories are playing the Nintendo 64 with my brothers. Getting pinched for screen looking during Goldeneye, specifically.
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Who will win the next Epic Confrontations match: Darth Choco or Brian Fennessy
1️⃣ Darth Choco
2️⃣️ Brian Fennessy
📅 Ends: November 23, 2025, 8:00 PM UTC
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Darth Choco
2️⃣️ Brian Fennessy
📅 Ends: November 23, 2025, 8:00 PM UTC
📊 Show results
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Who will win the next Epic Confrontations match: Darth Choco or Brian Fennessy
1️⃣ Darth Choco
2️⃣️ Brian Fennessy
📅 Ends: November 23, 2025, 8:00 PM UTC
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Darth Choco
2️⃣️ Brian Fennessy
📅 Ends: November 23, 2025, 8:00 PM UTC
📊 Show results
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It’s homophobic that I’m constantly exhausted and poor
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s homophobic that I’m constantly exhausted and poor
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I’m obsessed with Tom Paris verbalizing my exact feelings about the Kelvin Enterprise redesign
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m obsessed with Tom Paris verbalizing my exact feelings about the Kelvin Enterprise redesign
I may be scaring the hoes but they’re also intrigued. Like a later Saw movie. Hard to look at and you’re not sure if you like it. Also Donnie Wahlberg is here.
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I may be scaring the hoes but they’re also intrigued. Like a later Saw movie. Hard to look at and you’re not sure if you like it. Also Donnie Wahlberg is here.