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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · Jan 26

we're almost there

an excerpt from the quoted article from The Onion reading "A butterface gazelle has way more in common with an uggo trout than it does with a sexy, coquettish antelope with haunches that don't quit."

An excerpt from Gilles Deleuze's Spinoza: Practical Philosophy that reads "...there are greater differences between a plow horse and a draft horse and a racehorse than between an ox and a plow horse. This is because the racehorse and the plow horse do not have the same affects nor the same capacity for being affected; the plow horse has affects in common rather with the ox."

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 7h

i fucking love the proco rat

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hell's spires hath pierced me @metamorphoseos.bsky.social · 7h

oblivion is the best fallout game

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Peytral @peytral.bsky.social · May 7

Have you destroyed the Trojan Horse? Just use the Zakrello. Mass-produce the Big Zam. The Gouf can do it. Literally just use the Adzam. This is a job for the Gogg. Dude use the Zeong. It's a Bigro specialty. Use the Gelgoog. The Gelgoog can do it. Just send the Gelgoog at it. Deploy the Gelgoog to d

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 8h

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 13h

i saw a woman wearing a pair with like a neon green skirt n a sorta 80s patterned sweater at the grocery store n i lost my marbles a little it looked so good

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 14h

those really big heeled platform crocs go kinda hard

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 14h

this man has feelings?? you *sure* he's not a woman?

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 17h

driving is so freaky when you've barely done it in 4 months lol

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 19h

shocking: trans woman ups E dose, eats fatty snacks, gets bigger boobs

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Geeb / mieux vaut faire la nuit @basedutena.bsky.social · 19h

most partial to this variation though

Gary Larsen's The Far Side:
A young woman at a desk reads a textbook opened to Chapter 9: Equine Medicine, which lists various injuries and diseases (namely "ornery', 'bad breath', 'hearing loss', as well as more conventional horse problems) and their treatments. All of the treatments are "shoot".
caption: Like most veterinary students, Doreen breezes through chapter 9.

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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 19h

specifically for its effects on my sexuality

Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 19h

more E less prog is sooo much more pleasant for me than the reverse

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Viktoria, fair maiden @viktoriaidk.bsky.social · 1d

fuck around and make out

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krumm @entzuendung.bsky.social · 21h

High personality Morrowind runs are funny because you encounter dark elves muttering things like "Damn foreigners!" and then you, the most lovable lizard on the planet, charisma personified, agent of the emperor, come along and they immediately go "Ah, my favorite foreigner! I would die for you!"

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 21h

putting on the official Halloween soundtrack

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Kenza @kenzamaka.sheath.church · 27d

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