Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
@squishylovemuppet.bsky.social
She/Her | AroDemi | Proud bleeding heart, woke lefty | Long time Animal Rescue ‐ Behavioural Rehab Specialist | Professional crazy person.
Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.
Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.
Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Pinned
I'm uncoordinated. How bad am I?
• I've been told that I 'break physics' when playing pool.
• I have gotten multiple consecutive gutter balls when bowling. With the gutter guards out. More than once.
• I can fall over standing still.
People think it's funny. It is. It so is. But I hurt myself!
• I've been told that I 'break physics' when playing pool.
• I have gotten multiple consecutive gutter balls when bowling. With the gutter guards out. More than once.
• I can fall over standing still.
People think it's funny. It is. It so is. But I hurt myself!
Farken rebels!
Society may be falling apart, but there's still hope.
Society may be falling apart, but there's still hope.
If you follow Joanne Freeman she reported last week that Holocaust survivors living in assisted living homes, I think in Florida, we asking home administrators if they could hide their Haitian nurses and care-givers in their apartments to keep them safe.
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Farken rebels!
Society may be falling apart, but there's still hope.
Society may be falling apart, but there's still hope.
Last night -
Kittens: 'No. We're big cats now. We don't need to go to bed anymore.'
Me: ok.
Tonight -
Kittens: both put themselves to bed at dinner time.
Me: weirdos.
So I put them away. For an hour. Now they're out and rampaging around happily.
Kittens: 'No. We're big cats now. We don't need to go to bed anymore.'
Me: ok.
Tonight -
Kittens: both put themselves to bed at dinner time.
Me: weirdos.
So I put them away. For an hour. Now they're out and rampaging around happily.
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Last night -
Kittens: 'No. We're big cats now. We don't need to go to bed anymore.'
Me: ok.
Tonight -
Kittens: both put themselves to bed at dinner time.
Me: weirdos.
So I put them away. For an hour. Now they're out and rampaging around happily.
Kittens: 'No. We're big cats now. We don't need to go to bed anymore.'
Me: ok.
Tonight -
Kittens: both put themselves to bed at dinner time.
Me: weirdos.
So I put them away. For an hour. Now they're out and rampaging around happily.
If you see this, QTP with a character whose name starts with R
No ragrets
No ragrets
February 10, 2026 at 9:29 AM
If you see this, QTP with a character whose name starts with R
No ragrets
No ragrets
Here's a story about Disney, AI, & The Muppets.
We love to see The Muppets being promoted right at the top of Disney+. Disney using their immense promotional power to push the Muppets is exactly what we want.
But wait... zoom in... is that is a gloveless Miss Piggy?
We love to see The Muppets being promoted right at the top of Disney+. Disney using their immense promotional power to push the Muppets is exactly what we want.
But wait... zoom in... is that is a gloveless Miss Piggy?
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 AM
"The whiny bitch never shuts his fucking mouth."
Is it untrue tho?
Is it untrue tho?
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 AM
"The whiny bitch never shuts his fucking mouth."
Is it untrue tho?
Is it untrue tho?
Tattoo? Booked.
Laser Hair removal? Booked
CO2 systemS for my tanks? Ordered
Crate not in use? Time for kittens.
It's a great week.
Laser Hair removal? Booked
CO2 systemS for my tanks? Ordered
Crate not in use? Time for kittens.
It's a great week.
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Tattoo? Booked.
Laser Hair removal? Booked
CO2 systemS for my tanks? Ordered
Crate not in use? Time for kittens.
It's a great week.
Laser Hair removal? Booked
CO2 systemS for my tanks? Ordered
Crate not in use? Time for kittens.
It's a great week.
One of the last updates for this little girl. Today she ASKED for pats. Left, then came back for a lap cuddle. She is O-fficially (almost) ready for adoption.
Here's her on arrival for comparison. She's such a cheeky, naughty, sweet girl.
#cats #catrescue #animalrehab #catsofbluesky #catsky
Here's her on arrival for comparison. She's such a cheeky, naughty, sweet girl.
#cats #catrescue #animalrehab #catsofbluesky #catsky
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 AM
One of the last updates for this little girl. Today she ASKED for pats. Left, then came back for a lap cuddle. She is O-fficially (almost) ready for adoption.
Here's her on arrival for comparison. She's such a cheeky, naughty, sweet girl.
#cats #catrescue #animalrehab #catsofbluesky #catsky
Here's her on arrival for comparison. She's such a cheeky, naughty, sweet girl.
#cats #catrescue #animalrehab #catsofbluesky #catsky
Surprisingly.
The Author of the book this was based on was an Austrian Jew. Allegorically, the deer are jews and 'Man' were Nazis.
Disney toned it down, and left the most horrific part out of the movie. Bambi's mum... a blip on the radar compared to what happened to Gobbo.
The Author of the book this was based on was an Austrian Jew. Allegorically, the deer are jews and 'Man' were Nazis.
Disney toned it down, and left the most horrific part out of the movie. Bambi's mum... a blip on the radar compared to what happened to Gobbo.
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Surprisingly.
The Author of the book this was based on was an Austrian Jew. Allegorically, the deer are jews and 'Man' were Nazis.
Disney toned it down, and left the most horrific part out of the movie. Bambi's mum... a blip on the radar compared to what happened to Gobbo.
The Author of the book this was based on was an Austrian Jew. Allegorically, the deer are jews and 'Man' were Nazis.
Disney toned it down, and left the most horrific part out of the movie. Bambi's mum... a blip on the radar compared to what happened to Gobbo.
I love how his ears are both leathery AND soft.
#dexterthedalmatian #dalmatians #dalmatiansofaustraliaandnewzealand #olddog #oldmandog #dogsofbluesky #dogsky
#dexterthedalmatian #dalmatians #dalmatiansofaustraliaandnewzealand #olddog #oldmandog #dogsofbluesky #dogsky
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I love how his ears are both leathery AND soft.
#dexterthedalmatian #dalmatians #dalmatiansofaustraliaandnewzealand #olddog #oldmandog #dogsofbluesky #dogsky
#dexterthedalmatian #dalmatians #dalmatiansofaustraliaandnewzealand #olddog #oldmandog #dogsofbluesky #dogsky
If you see this, post a character that starts with L 👀
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with L 👀
Business tried to cut corners. Person knows how to train AI takes advantage.
10/10
10/10
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Business tried to cut corners. Person knows how to train AI takes advantage.
10/10
10/10
@scishow.bsky.social posted this 2 days ago. I watched it, and thought about sharing it for @devilligan.bsky.social. Then forgot.
I'm sorry buddy. But hopefully it'll help in future. How did you pull up today? Has the sweating stopped yet?
I'm sorry buddy. But hopefully it'll help in future. How did you pull up today? Has the sweating stopped yet?
Spice Relief According to Science
YouTube video by SciShow
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February 6, 2026 at 6:57 AM
@scishow.bsky.social posted this 2 days ago. I watched it, and thought about sharing it for @devilligan.bsky.social. Then forgot.
I'm sorry buddy. But hopefully it'll help in future. How did you pull up today? Has the sweating stopped yet?
I'm sorry buddy. But hopefully it'll help in future. How did you pull up today? Has the sweating stopped yet?
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
... nice
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
... nice
I CALL BULLSHIT. AUSSIES ARE SHOES OFF. IN THE HOUSE. IN THE CAR. IN THE SHOPS. ON THE ROAD AT NOON IN 42 DEGREE HEAT.
BULL. SHIT.
BULL. SHIT.
Why bring outside dirt in the house??? Also, let your damn feet breathe. Keeping them in shoes all the time in their sweat, filth and germs is what makes your feet stink
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I CALL BULLSHIT. AUSSIES ARE SHOES OFF. IN THE HOUSE. IN THE CAR. IN THE SHOPS. ON THE ROAD AT NOON IN 42 DEGREE HEAT.
BULL. SHIT.
BULL. SHIT.
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
If you want a reminder of the essential decency of most human beings, look how they behave around doors:
semirad.substack.com/p/when-we-ho... (from @semi-rad.com).
semirad.substack.com/p/when-we-ho... (from @semi-rad.com).
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
If you want a reminder of the essential decency of most human beings, look how they behave around doors:
semirad.substack.com/p/when-we-ho... (from @semi-rad.com).
semirad.substack.com/p/when-we-ho... (from @semi-rad.com).
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
Another comic I never bothered posting
This one from 2023. Topical galileo humour apropos of precisely nothing at all
This one from 2023. Topical galileo humour apropos of precisely nothing at all
![1. [Title Panel]: Is Your 17th Century Astronomer Spending Too Much Time on His Telescope?
2. [Text -only panel] These days, more and more 17th Century Astronomers have access to telescopes. Here are some warning signs that they are on the slippery slope to Godless heliocentrism!
3. STAYING UP LATE WITH THEIR TELESCOPE
[GALILEO is looking through his telescope out the window at a starry sky].
GALILEO'S WIFE:
Go to bed, Galileo!
GALILEO: In a minute...
4. ‘FOMO’ (FEAR OF MISSING OBSERVATIONS)
GALILEO'S WIFE:
Dinner, Galileo!
GALILEO [Looking through telescope]:
Just need to check my orbits
5. WITHDRAWING FROM REAL-WORLD ACTIVITIES
[Galileo's friend the POPE is now standing next to Galileo, who is still looking through his telescope]
THE POPE: Come to church, Galileo!
GALILEO: Not now...
6. FALLING OUT WITH FRIENDS
GALILEO: [Showing The Pope the book he's working on) I'm just working on my book challenging the Bible's view of the Universe
7. BEING ARRESTED BY THE INQUISITION
[GALILEO is being dragged out of the room, hands outstretched to his telescope. He is calling to it]:
GALILEO: Telescooope
9. GETTING SENTENCED TO HOUSE ARREST UNTIL DEATH FOR HERESY
[GALILEO sitting in front of his telescope, now with bars over the windows]
GALILEO: Ah, crap.
10. CONTINUED TELESCOPE USE DESPITE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES
[GALILEO in same position but now with long white beard, he is looking through his telescope through a barred jail window at the sky]
GALILEO'S WIFE:
Go to bed, Galileo!
GALILEO: In a minute...
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibook423m77cuwcpoahuocnd5dmylnlfi7jdhgaladuzytsynr7q4@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Another comic I never bothered posting
This one from 2023. Topical galileo humour apropos of precisely nothing at all
This one from 2023. Topical galileo humour apropos of precisely nothing at all
Sometimes, you've just got to stop and take a photo of the sunset.
February 5, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Sometimes, you've just got to stop and take a photo of the sunset.
❤️Pretty dress
❤️Nice hair
❤️Movie
❤️Cosmetics shopping
❤️Impromptu dinner
Sitting outside, listening to music, as warm breeze kisses my face. It's a 33C evening. The sun is starting to set, the sky has gone a pale blue, with gold kissed edges.
Might have a drink when I get home.
Masturdation. Fk yeah
❤️Nice hair
❤️Movie
❤️Cosmetics shopping
❤️Impromptu dinner
Sitting outside, listening to music, as warm breeze kisses my face. It's a 33C evening. The sun is starting to set, the sky has gone a pale blue, with gold kissed edges.
Might have a drink when I get home.
Masturdation. Fk yeah
Bone Temple!
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 AM
❤️Pretty dress
❤️Nice hair
❤️Movie
❤️Cosmetics shopping
❤️Impromptu dinner
Sitting outside, listening to music, as warm breeze kisses my face. It's a 33C evening. The sun is starting to set, the sky has gone a pale blue, with gold kissed edges.
Might have a drink when I get home.
Masturdation. Fk yeah
❤️Nice hair
❤️Movie
❤️Cosmetics shopping
❤️Impromptu dinner
Sitting outside, listening to music, as warm breeze kisses my face. It's a 33C evening. The sun is starting to set, the sky has gone a pale blue, with gold kissed edges.
Might have a drink when I get home.
Masturdation. Fk yeah
Holy. Shit. Just... I need a minute.
@devilligan.bsky.social have you seen it yet?
* that Led Zepplin scene is amazing. So glad I got to see it on the big screen, with deafening surround sound. I pity the fuckers waiting for streaming.
* Had to sit through the first song on the credits...
@devilligan.bsky.social have you seen it yet?
* that Led Zepplin scene is amazing. So glad I got to see it on the big screen, with deafening surround sound. I pity the fuckers waiting for streaming.
* Had to sit through the first song on the credits...
Bone Temple!
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
February 5, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Holy. Shit. Just... I need a minute.
@devilligan.bsky.social have you seen it yet?
* that Led Zepplin scene is amazing. So glad I got to see it on the big screen, with deafening surround sound. I pity the fuckers waiting for streaming.
* Had to sit through the first song on the credits...
@devilligan.bsky.social have you seen it yet?
* that Led Zepplin scene is amazing. So glad I got to see it on the big screen, with deafening surround sound. I pity the fuckers waiting for streaming.
* Had to sit through the first song on the credits...
Bone Temple!
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Bone Temple!
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
My online shopping today. Had 1 steak ordered, requested 'no less than 400g please.'
I got 1 steak, 401g.
Well played fellow human, well played.
I got 1 steak, 401g.
Well played fellow human, well played.
woody from toy story is dancing in front of a red wall
ALT: woody from toy story is dancing in front of a red wall
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February 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
My online shopping today. Had 1 steak ordered, requested 'no less than 400g please.'
I got 1 steak, 401g.
Well played fellow human, well played.
I got 1 steak, 401g.
Well played fellow human, well played.
Life is short. Grab it by the pubes
~ SquishyLoveMuppet, 2025
~ SquishyLoveMuppet, 2025
"Embrace what makes you unique, even if it makes others uncomfortable. I didn’t have to become perfect because I’ve learned throughout my journey that perfection is the enemy of greatness."
- Janelle Monae
#WednesdayWisdom
- Janelle Monae
#WednesdayWisdom
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Life is short. Grab it by the pubes
~ SquishyLoveMuppet, 2025
~ SquishyLoveMuppet, 2025
Or horny 🤷♀️
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Or horny 🤷♀️
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
If you work in a high school and your students are walking out for a righteous cause:
Don’t get in their way, you’re going to look like an asshole
Don’t get in their way, you’re going to look like an asshole
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 AM
If you work in a high school and your students are walking out for a righteous cause:
Don’t get in their way, you’re going to look like an asshole
Don’t get in their way, you’re going to look like an asshole