Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.
Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
• I've been told that I 'break physics' when playing pool.
• I have gotten multiple consecutive gutter balls when bowling. With the gutter guards out. More than once.
• I can fall over standing still.
People think it's funny. It is. It so is. But I hurt myself!
Society may be falling apart, but there's still hope.
Society may be falling apart, but there's still hope.
Kittens: 'No. We're big cats now. We don't need to go to bed anymore.'
Me: ok.
Tonight -
Kittens: both put themselves to bed at dinner time.
Me: weirdos.
So I put them away. For an hour. Now they're out and rampaging around happily.
Kittens: 'No. We're big cats now. We don't need to go to bed anymore.'
Me: ok.
Tonight -
Kittens: both put themselves to bed at dinner time.
Me: weirdos.
So I put them away. For an hour. Now they're out and rampaging around happily.
No ragrets
No ragrets
We love to see The Muppets being promoted right at the top of Disney+. Disney using their immense promotional power to push the Muppets is exactly what we want.
But wait... zoom in... is that is a gloveless Miss Piggy?
Is it untrue tho?
Is it untrue tho?
Laser Hair removal? Booked
CO2 systemS for my tanks? Ordered
Crate not in use? Time for kittens.
It's a great week.
Laser Hair removal? Booked
CO2 systemS for my tanks? Ordered
Crate not in use? Time for kittens.
It's a great week.
Here's her on arrival for comparison. She's such a cheeky, naughty, sweet girl.
#cats #catrescue #animalrehab #catsofbluesky #catsky
Here's her on arrival for comparison. She's such a cheeky, naughty, sweet girl.
#cats #catrescue #animalrehab #catsofbluesky #catsky
The Author of the book this was based on was an Austrian Jew. Allegorically, the deer are jews and 'Man' were Nazis.
Disney toned it down, and left the most horrific part out of the movie. Bambi's mum... a blip on the radar compared to what happened to Gobbo.
The Author of the book this was based on was an Austrian Jew. Allegorically, the deer are jews and 'Man' were Nazis.
Disney toned it down, and left the most horrific part out of the movie. Bambi's mum... a blip on the radar compared to what happened to Gobbo.
#dexterthedalmatian #dalmatians #dalmatiansofaustraliaandnewzealand #olddog #oldmandog #dogsofbluesky #dogsky
#dexterthedalmatian #dalmatians #dalmatiansofaustraliaandnewzealand #olddog #oldmandog #dogsofbluesky #dogsky
10/10
10/10
I'm sorry buddy. But hopefully it'll help in future. How did you pull up today? Has the sweating stopped yet?
I'm sorry buddy. But hopefully it'll help in future. How did you pull up today? Has the sweating stopped yet?
BULL. SHIT.
BULL. SHIT.
semirad.substack.com/p/when-we-ho... (from @semi-rad.com).
semirad.substack.com/p/when-we-ho... (from @semi-rad.com).
This one from 2023. Topical galileo humour apropos of precisely nothing at all
This one from 2023. Topical galileo humour apropos of precisely nothing at all
❤️Nice hair
❤️Movie
❤️Cosmetics shopping
❤️Impromptu dinner
Sitting outside, listening to music, as warm breeze kisses my face. It's a 33C evening. The sun is starting to set, the sky has gone a pale blue, with gold kissed edges.
Might have a drink when I get home.
Masturdation. Fk yeah
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
❤️Nice hair
❤️Movie
❤️Cosmetics shopping
❤️Impromptu dinner
Sitting outside, listening to music, as warm breeze kisses my face. It's a 33C evening. The sun is starting to set, the sky has gone a pale blue, with gold kissed edges.
Might have a drink when I get home.
Masturdation. Fk yeah
@devilligan.bsky.social have you seen it yet?
* that Led Zepplin scene is amazing. So glad I got to see it on the big screen, with deafening surround sound. I pity the fuckers waiting for streaming.
* Had to sit through the first song on the credits...
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
@devilligan.bsky.social have you seen it yet?
* that Led Zepplin scene is amazing. So glad I got to see it on the big screen, with deafening surround sound. I pity the fuckers waiting for streaming.
* Had to sit through the first song on the credits...
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
Cinema to myself. Sad to see the decline of cinema.
I got 1 steak, 401g.
Well played fellow human, well played.
I got 1 steak, 401g.
Well played fellow human, well played.
~ SquishyLoveMuppet, 2025
- Janelle Monae
#WednesdayWisdom
~ SquishyLoveMuppet, 2025
Don’t get in their way, you’re going to look like an asshole
Don’t get in their way, you’re going to look like an asshole