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@stablestool.bsky.social
I'm Pleasant.
I'm *THE* STOOL. From Twitter.
You all used to Love me.
https://patreon.com/VeryStableMilkingStool
I'm *THE* STOOL. From Twitter.
You all used to Love me.
https://patreon.com/VeryStableMilkingStool
@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk
Rupert Lowe earns a nice little income from posting racist, outrage-porn on Twitter.
#RacistGrifter
www.politicshome.com/news/article...
Rupert Lowe earns a nice little income from posting racist, outrage-porn on Twitter.
#RacistGrifter
www.politicshome.com/news/article...
Ex-Reform MP Rupert Lowe Has Earned £40k For Posting On X
Independent MP Rupert Lowe has earned nearly £40,000 from posting on Elon Musk’s social media platform X since his election last year, far surpassi...
www.politicshome.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:48 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk
Rupert Lowe earns a nice little income from posting racist, outrage-porn on Twitter.
#RacistGrifter
www.politicshome.com/news/article...
Rupert Lowe earns a nice little income from posting racist, outrage-porn on Twitter.
#RacistGrifter
www.politicshome.com/news/article...
@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk
Farage's "hint" was that a European Army would be a brand new one separate to ours.
His fans would call @LBC and bang on about how they didn't want their kids being conscripted into it.
Farage's "hint" was that a European Army would be a brand new one separate to ours.
His fans would call @LBC and bang on about how they didn't want their kids being conscripted into it.
February 16, 2026 at 11:48 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk
Farage's "hint" was that a European Army would be a brand new one separate to ours.
His fans would call @LBC and bang on about how they didn't want their kids being conscripted into it.
Farage's "hint" was that a European Army would be a brand new one separate to ours.
His fans would call @LBC and bang on about how they didn't want their kids being conscripted into it.
Interesting times.
We are all witnessing, and are part of, history in the making.
Unfortunately, it's the "wrong" type of history.
All those long gone people from 1930s Germany, who you all asked "How did they not know?"... Yeah. Hold their Beer...
#Trump #Fascism #EpsteinFiles
We are all witnessing, and are part of, history in the making.
Unfortunately, it's the "wrong" type of history.
All those long gone people from 1930s Germany, who you all asked "How did they not know?"... Yeah. Hold their Beer...
#Trump #Fascism #EpsteinFiles
February 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Interesting times.
We are all witnessing, and are part of, history in the making.
Unfortunately, it's the "wrong" type of history.
All those long gone people from 1930s Germany, who you all asked "How did they not know?"... Yeah. Hold their Beer...
#Trump #Fascism #EpsteinFiles
We are all witnessing, and are part of, history in the making.
Unfortunately, it's the "wrong" type of history.
All those long gone people from 1930s Germany, who you all asked "How did they not know?"... Yeah. Hold their Beer...
#Trump #Fascism #EpsteinFiles
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1. In 2009 I wrote this. I argued that Peter Mandelson's department “functions as a fifth column within government, working for corporations to undermine democracy and the public interest.”
This thread explains what I saw, and reaches a startling conclusion.🧵
www.monbiot.com/2009/05/04/m...
This thread explains what I saw, and reaches a startling conclusion.🧵
www.monbiot.com/2009/05/04/m...
Mandelson’s Fifth Column
The British government’s business department exists to undermine democracy.
www.monbiot.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
1. In 2009 I wrote this. I argued that Peter Mandelson's department “functions as a fifth column within government, working for corporations to undermine democracy and the public interest.”
This thread explains what I saw, and reaches a startling conclusion.🧵
www.monbiot.com/2009/05/04/m...
This thread explains what I saw, and reaches a startling conclusion.🧵
www.monbiot.com/2009/05/04/m...
"@Grok is this true?"
January 29, 2026 at 7:42 AM
"@Grok is this true?"
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
'Muricans 🙄
They can rewrite it until the cows come home.
It is, and always has been, just a piece of paper that is utterly meaningless unless *they all* adhere to it.
BREAKING:
They don't. They never will.
They can rewrite it until the cows come home.
It is, and always has been, just a piece of paper that is utterly meaningless unless *they all* adhere to it.
BREAKING:
They don't. They never will.
This seems to me, a non- American, to be the reality that most Americans, at least those with any power, do not seem to understand: your constitution has failed - you need a new one pronto
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 AM
'Muricans 🙄
They can rewrite it until the cows come home.
It is, and always has been, just a piece of paper that is utterly meaningless unless *they all* adhere to it.
BREAKING:
They don't. They never will.
They can rewrite it until the cows come home.
It is, and always has been, just a piece of paper that is utterly meaningless unless *they all* adhere to it.
BREAKING:
They don't. They never will.
It's time, yet again, for me to remind you all that in 1959 a famous NAZI Rocket Scientist, Wernher von Braun(!), wrote a fictional story called "Project Mars", about how humans would colonize Mars.
The person who governed Mars would be known as "The Elon".
The person who governed Mars would be known as "The Elon".
January 11, 2026 at 7:37 AM
It's time, yet again, for me to remind you all that in 1959 a famous NAZI Rocket Scientist, Wernher von Braun(!), wrote a fictional story called "Project Mars", about how humans would colonize Mars.
The person who governed Mars would be known as "The Elon".
The person who governed Mars would be known as "The Elon".
I've come to the conclusion that everyone on BSky who's from The UK is 12.
Twitter isn't going to be "banned" here.
Stop believing the absolute shite you read in The Telegraph and The Daily Heil, you gullible simpletons 🙄
Twitter isn't going to be "banned" here.
Stop believing the absolute shite you read in The Telegraph and The Daily Heil, you gullible simpletons 🙄
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I've come to the conclusion that everyone on BSky who's from The UK is 12.
Twitter isn't going to be "banned" here.
Stop believing the absolute shite you read in The Telegraph and The Daily Heil, you gullible simpletons 🙄
Twitter isn't going to be "banned" here.
Stop believing the absolute shite you read in The Telegraph and The Daily Heil, you gullible simpletons 🙄
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Now that Trump and Vance and unapologetically murdering US citizens you don’t hear about the Epstein files anymore.
January 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Now that Trump and Vance and unapologetically murdering US citizens you don’t hear about the Epstein files anymore.
When he's finally dead/imprisoned, I have to wonder what these Tiny-Dicked AmmoSeuxual Racists who are LARPING as Law Enforcement Officers will do for future employment 🤔
Unlike their Grifting TV Heroes, they sure as fuck won't be getting a Gig on FOX News.
#Minnesota @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
Unlike their Grifting TV Heroes, they sure as fuck won't be getting a Gig on FOX News.
#Minnesota @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 6:33 AM
When he's finally dead/imprisoned, I have to wonder what these Tiny-Dicked AmmoSeuxual Racists who are LARPING as Law Enforcement Officers will do for future employment 🤔
Unlike their Grifting TV Heroes, they sure as fuck won't be getting a Gig on FOX News.
#Minnesota @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
Unlike their Grifting TV Heroes, they sure as fuck won't be getting a Gig on FOX News.
#Minnesota @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
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I'm not a Dr, obvs, so cNt self:diagnose...
Having the most bizarrely amazing dreams during the past 72 hours and I think it's due to the blood loss after my "axe incident" the other day.
Can't go into the specifics, but when I awaken from these dreams my penis is like a Saturn V Rocket 🚀
Having the most bizarrely amazing dreams during the past 72 hours and I think it's due to the blood loss after my "axe incident" the other day.
Can't go into the specifics, but when I awaken from these dreams my penis is like a Saturn V Rocket 🚀
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I'm not a Dr, obvs, so cNt self:diagnose...
Having the most bizarrely amazing dreams during the past 72 hours and I think it's due to the blood loss after my "axe incident" the other day.
Can't go into the specifics, but when I awaken from these dreams my penis is like a Saturn V Rocket 🚀
Having the most bizarrely amazing dreams during the past 72 hours and I think it's due to the blood loss after my "axe incident" the other day.
Can't go into the specifics, but when I awaken from these dreams my penis is like a Saturn V Rocket 🚀
@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk
Fun Fact:
To fix the problem with Grok being able to "nudify" kids, Elmo has made that function available only to people who *pay* for Twitter
Fun Fact:
To fix the problem with Grok being able to "nudify" kids, Elmo has made that function available only to people who *pay* for Twitter
January 9, 2026 at 11:12 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk
Fun Fact:
To fix the problem with Grok being able to "nudify" kids, Elmo has made that function available only to people who *pay* for Twitter
Fun Fact:
To fix the problem with Grok being able to "nudify" kids, Elmo has made that function available only to people who *pay* for Twitter
Who wants to lend me a tenner for tomorrow night?
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Who wants to lend me a tenner for tomorrow night?
It is with a great sense of irony that I can report the following:
On Xmas Day, this year, I did one of my biggest Xmas Poos ever.
Even bigger than that one I did back in February.
On Xmas Day, this year, I did one of my biggest Xmas Poos ever.
Even bigger than that one I did back in February.
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
It is with a great sense of irony that I can report the following:
On Xmas Day, this year, I did one of my biggest Xmas Poos ever.
Even bigger than that one I did back in February.
On Xmas Day, this year, I did one of my biggest Xmas Poos ever.
Even bigger than that one I did back in February.
@bionicdance.bsky.social
Apparently it is your Bidet today.
Happy Bidet, you fat old Lezzy Minger.
We should breed.
We could rule the world.
/MoustacheTwirl
Apparently it is your Bidet today.
Happy Bidet, you fat old Lezzy Minger.
We should breed.
We could rule the world.
/MoustacheTwirl
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
@bionicdance.bsky.social
Apparently it is your Bidet today.
Happy Bidet, you fat old Lezzy Minger.
We should breed.
We could rule the world.
/MoustacheTwirl
Apparently it is your Bidet today.
Happy Bidet, you fat old Lezzy Minger.
We should breed.
We could rule the world.
/MoustacheTwirl
Ho Ho Fucking Ho, etc.
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🎄
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Ho Ho Fucking Ho, etc.
🎄
🎄
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WOW! THANK YOU!! — GCN
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
WOW! THANK YOU!! — GCN
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Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
theonion.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex