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carissa ✨
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Scene Queen Stan 🎀

in the name of Reneé Rapp, Conan Gray, and Chappell Roan. gaymen 🌈🙏🏻

full time hottie, AH 🤪

evolve or repeat // 29 // she/her // 11/13/15 💕 // lesbian, fat, & loud

18+ ONLY // ACAB // SILENCE = DEATH
bigotry’s not big of me and it’s not big of you
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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This isn’t even about one specific thing but it genuinely scares me when people assume anyone born in x country/place must be morally evil. Did I miss when humans started to be able to decide where they are born?
January 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
jsyk this isn’t lady gaga lmao and the shirt isn’t real
Same, Lady Gaga.

Same.
February 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
NOT CHASE ADAMS !!!!! #TraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUS
a woman with long hair is holding a green cup
ALT: a woman with long hair is holding a green cup
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Rob might be one of the best traitors since Cirie #TraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 AM
watching the bobs burgers episode of the woman who cut down the alley vs the kids and I can’t help but think of my old neighbor who also had beef w me when I was under 10 like had a full on screaming match calling me a little bitch and horrible person lmaooo fuck u Sarah stupid cunt
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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meanwhile, on british bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Yes, Dawson was iconic, but James Van Der Beek was so so so so funny on Don't Trust the B
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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James Van Der Beek, star of ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ has died at the age of 48, TMZ reports.

He previously revealed his battle with cancer.
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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"No one who is named one MILLION times is innocent.

Full stop."

-Andrea Thompson
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
when I was a kid I had no idea salem was a puppet lmao
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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current mood
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?

LYONS: Yes mam

McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?

LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question

McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Is this a banjo moment?
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
nor is it Robs fault that Candiace was a bad traitor #traitorsus
it’s not Rob’s fault that Lisa was a bad traitor lol #traitorsus
February 8, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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Yep! Convince me otherwise!
Donald Trump's racism is why Republicans voted for him.
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 AM
pls ignore my spelling and grammar mistakes on this website I just type fast and my thoughts come rapidly that I don’t ever double check truly — plus I am stupid
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 AM
imagine saying Rob is always calm and level headed lmaoo I just think of s6 LI and him in the pool and rolling his eyes so hard he could see his brain #traitorsus
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
it’s not Rob’s fault that Lisa was a bad traitor lol #traitorsus
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Myki is the rotting version of Chappell’s SNL performance #Rpdr #dragrace #rupaulsdragrace
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 AM
rip Jiggly 🥹🩷 #RPDR #DragRace #RupaulsDragRace
February 7, 2026 at 7:36 AM
sorry to the s18 girls but the bottom queens from each episode was CLEARLY Vita and Kenya #RPDR #DragRace #RupaulsDragRace
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
MYKI???? BOTTOM????? WTF?????????! #RPDR #RupaulsDragRace #DragRace
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 AM
just watched the trailer for Euphoria s3 and it looks like a completely different show now lmao
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM