carissa ✨
@stanrissa.bsky.social
Scene Queen Stan 🎀
in the name of Reneé Rapp, Conan Gray, and Chappell Roan. gaymen 🌈🙏🏻
full time hottie, AH 🤪
evolve or repeat // 29 // she/her // 11/13/15 💕 // lesbian, fat, & loud
18+ ONLY // ACAB // SILENCE = DEATH
in the name of Reneé Rapp, Conan Gray, and Chappell Roan. gaymen 🌈🙏🏻
full time hottie, AH 🤪
evolve or repeat // 29 // she/her // 11/13/15 💕 // lesbian, fat, & loud
18+ ONLY // ACAB // SILENCE = DEATH
MARIAH CALL OUT THE SKINNY GIRLS!!!! PIECE OF FABRIC ON SKINNY GIRLS IS COUTURE !!!!! #UKVSTW #DragRaceUK
February 16, 2026 at 6:42 AM
MARIAH CALL OUT THE SKINNY GIRLS!!!! PIECE OF FABRIC ON SKINNY GIRLS IS COUTURE !!!!! #UKVSTW #DragRaceUK
fuck rep Derek Schmidt and fuck Pam Bondi she was the only joke and clown in that judiciary committee.
February 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
fuck rep Derek Schmidt and fuck Pam Bondi she was the only joke and clown in that judiciary committee.
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i'm sorry. i have to go home. i need to lay perfectly still and contemplate all of the different things i could tell my computer to Code
February 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
i'm sorry. i have to go home. i need to lay perfectly still and contemplate all of the different things i could tell my computer to Code
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Megan Thee Stallion’s upcoming anime series is reportedly titled ‘Hotties.’
The series will be produced by The Boondocks producer Carl Jones and is set to release soon on Prime Video.
The series will be produced by The Boondocks producer Carl Jones and is set to release soon on Prime Video.
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Megan Thee Stallion’s upcoming anime series is reportedly titled ‘Hotties.’
The series will be produced by The Boondocks producer Carl Jones and is set to release soon on Prime Video.
The series will be produced by The Boondocks producer Carl Jones and is set to release soon on Prime Video.
catching up on #UKVSTW and Ru really said “heard yall like Canada more than UK and we must fix that!” #dragraceuk
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 AM
catching up on #UKVSTW and Ru really said “heard yall like Canada more than UK and we must fix that!” #dragraceuk
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Ban the #LALakers now. The players and employees should quit.
NEWS: LA Lakers Co-Owner’s Firm Linked to Proposed $80 Million ICE Warehouse Deal in Texas — a massive facility that could detain up to 9,500 people.
LA Lakers Co-Owner’s Firm Linked to Proposed $80 Million ICE Warehouse Deal in Texas
The unwelcome facility would detain up to 9,500 people
meidasnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Ban the #LALakers now. The players and employees should quit.
hearing people talk about how they’ve known people their entire life and seeing them get radicalized is … horrible and not surprising #RPDR #DragRace #RupaulsDragRace
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 AM
hearing people talk about how they’ve known people their entire life and seeing them get radicalized is … horrible and not surprising #RPDR #DragRace #RupaulsDragRace
February 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
bigotry’s not big of me and it’s not big of you
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
bigotry’s not big of me and it’s not big of you
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This isn’t even about one specific thing but it genuinely scares me when people assume anyone born in x country/place must be morally evil. Did I miss when humans started to be able to decide where they are born?
January 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
This isn’t even about one specific thing but it genuinely scares me when people assume anyone born in x country/place must be morally evil. Did I miss when humans started to be able to decide where they are born?
jsyk this isn’t lady gaga lmao and the shirt isn’t real
February 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
jsyk this isn’t lady gaga lmao and the shirt isn’t real
NOT CHASE ADAMS !!!!! #TraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUS
a woman with long hair is holding a green cup
ALT: a woman with long hair is holding a green cup
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 AM
NOT CHASE ADAMS !!!!! #TraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUS
Rob might be one of the best traitors since Cirie #TraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Rob might be one of the best traitors since Cirie #TraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUS
watching the bobs burgers episode of the woman who cut down the alley vs the kids and I can’t help but think of my old neighbor who also had beef w me when I was under 10 like had a full on screaming match calling me a little bitch and horrible person lmaooo fuck u Sarah stupid cunt
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
watching the bobs burgers episode of the woman who cut down the alley vs the kids and I can’t help but think of my old neighbor who also had beef w me when I was under 10 like had a full on screaming match calling me a little bitch and horrible person lmaooo fuck u Sarah stupid cunt
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meanwhile, on british bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
meanwhile, on british bluesky
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Yes, Dawson was iconic, but James Van Der Beek was so so so so funny on Don't Trust the B
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Yes, Dawson was iconic, but James Van Der Beek was so so so so funny on Don't Trust the B
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James Van Der Beek, star of ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ has died at the age of 48, TMZ reports.
He previously revealed his battle with cancer.
He previously revealed his battle with cancer.
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
James Van Der Beek, star of ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ has died at the age of 48, TMZ reports.
He previously revealed his battle with cancer.
He previously revealed his battle with cancer.
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"No one who is named one MILLION times is innocent.
Full stop."
-Andrea Thompson
Full stop."
-Andrea Thompson
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"No one who is named one MILLION times is innocent.
Full stop."
-Andrea Thompson
Full stop."
-Andrea Thompson
when I was a kid I had no idea salem was a puppet lmao
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
when I was a kid I had no idea salem was a puppet lmao
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it’s always a banjo moment
a cat wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses playing a banjo
Alt: a cat wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses playing a banjo
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
it’s always a banjo moment
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McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
Is this a banjo moment?
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Is this a banjo moment?