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Scene Queen Stan 🎀

in the name of Reneé Rapp, Conan Gray, and Chappell Roan. gaymen 🌈🙏🏻

full time hottie, AH 🤪

evolve or repeat // 29 // she/her // 11/13/15 💕 // lesbian, fat, & loud

18+ ONLY // ACAB // SILENCE = DEATH
MARIAH CALL OUT THE SKINNY GIRLS!!!! PIECE OF FABRIC ON SKINNY GIRLS IS COUTURE !!!!! #UKVSTW #DragRaceUK
February 16, 2026 at 6:42 AM
fuck rep Derek Schmidt and fuck Pam Bondi she was the only joke and clown in that judiciary committee.
February 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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i'm sorry. i have to go home. i need to lay perfectly still and contemplate all of the different things i could tell my computer to Code
February 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Megan Thee Stallion’s upcoming anime series is reportedly titled ‘Hotties.’

The series will be produced by The Boondocks producer Carl Jones and is set to release soon on Prime Video.
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
catching up on #UKVSTW and Ru really said “heard yall like Canada more than UK and we must fix that!” #dragraceuk
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Ban the #LALakers now. The players and employees should quit.
NEWS: LA Lakers Co-Owner’s Firm Linked to Proposed $80 Million ICE Warehouse Deal in Texas — a massive facility that could detain up to 9,500 people.
LA Lakers Co-Owner’s Firm Linked to Proposed $80 Million ICE Warehouse Deal in Texas
The unwelcome facility would detain up to 9,500 people
meidasnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
hearing people talk about how they’ve known people their entire life and seeing them get radicalized is … horrible and not surprising #RPDR #DragRace #RupaulsDragRace
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Is Nini vs Discord this generations Sharon vs phi phi LMAOO #RPDR #DragRace #RupaulsDragRace
February 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
LOVE KENNEDY GETTING HER FLOWERS!!!!!! #RPDR #DragRace #RupaulsDragRace
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
bigotry’s not big of me and it’s not big of you
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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This isn’t even about one specific thing but it genuinely scares me when people assume anyone born in x country/place must be morally evil. Did I miss when humans started to be able to decide where they are born?
January 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
jsyk this isn’t lady gaga lmao and the shirt isn’t real
Same, Lady Gaga.

Same.
February 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
NOT CHASE ADAMS !!!!! #TraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUS
a woman with long hair is holding a green cup
ALT: a woman with long hair is holding a green cup
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February 13, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Rob might be one of the best traitors since Cirie #TraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUS
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 AM
watching the bobs burgers episode of the woman who cut down the alley vs the kids and I can’t help but think of my old neighbor who also had beef w me when I was under 10 like had a full on screaming match calling me a little bitch and horrible person lmaooo fuck u Sarah stupid cunt
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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meanwhile, on british bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Yes, Dawson was iconic, but James Van Der Beek was so so so so funny on Don't Trust the B
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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James Van Der Beek, star of ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ has died at the age of 48, TMZ reports.

He previously revealed his battle with cancer.
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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"No one who is named one MILLION times is innocent.

Full stop."

-Andrea Thompson
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
when I was a kid I had no idea salem was a puppet lmao
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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current mood
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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it’s always a banjo moment
a cat wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses playing a banjo
Alt: a cat wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses playing a banjo
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February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?

LYONS: Yes mam

McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?

LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question

McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Is this a banjo moment?
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM