so i was busy

my truth is that i actually missed january 6th but i have a good reason! someone started a fire in the alleyway that our bedroom window opened on and tl;dr the fire was not the problem - the SWAT team came so we had to evacuate the building!

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Also Cuff It is probably Beyoncé’s best Karaoke song I e sung it 3 times at karaoke the last few years and it is ALWAYS a hit

It’s so wild that This Must Be the Place is so hard to find at karaoke places when it’s probably the most perfect karaoke song ever

institutions exist for a reason but you can’t count on them for salvation. what you can count on is having to do the nasty disgusting work yourself, because odds are nobody else will

Imagine losing a rap battle in a court of law

Wonder and Friend are my enemies (on the train home from Manhattan and those ads are everywhere)

Joey explaining to Chandler why he needs to give him money for the broken fridge is one of the funniest exchanges

ME: I'd feel fine killing Hitler as a baby

FRIEND: how would you know its the right baby, we have like one photo of Hitlers mom & all babies look the same

ME: I might be able to justify killing a few wrong babies to get the right one--

FRIEND: you're the Terminator

ME: ah fuck I'm the Terminator

Also he was hot!?! So hot omg

Watching the Robin Williams doc FINALLY and him being so similar to his mom is making my heart flutter 🥰

we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.

I think what annoys me most about that white lady that sings songs that ppl love so much is that she’s so painfully boring? Like her music is not interesting and she’s not doing anything life changing?!?! Like at least the other girlies are interesting…

our couch is too comfortable - i lose all will to leave the house or do my job when i sit on it...

I’ve always loved Billy Joel and my husband did not but then we watched the doc and now he won’t stop listening to him which I love but also don’t want to listen to him all damn day 🤦🏾‍♀️

Having a meltdown thanks to the adderall shortage or whatever the fuck

Just called and left a message. 202-224-6542

It’s so funny how when I was in my late teens, early 20s I wanted an older man so bad but now the kids these age are so opposed to “age gap” relationships it’s like damn society is getting way less horny - sad!

Assata Shakur has "died in Havana, Cuba, as a result of health conditions and her advanced age."

She was 78.

Saw Leslie Odom jr as Burr last night and it was perfect but now I am drunk and listening to Hamilton and it’s going SO HARD I hate this I know how corny this is but SORRY IT IS INCREDIBLE LMM is a dork but he’s a musical genius sry

Why would I want to listen to Sugar Ray’s Fly without Super Cat!?

I'm going to leave this here because I even see a lot of leftists regularly speaking about 'what the country wants' when in fact NO. MOST PEOPLE DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS MAN and LESS THAN 50% of people who voted actually voted for him.