🦇Jordan🦉
@starkweather83.bsky.social
Just a spooky guy living a non-spooky life. Husband, father, nerd, nature lover, pagan, food enthusiast.
How are the holidays going?
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
How are the holidays going?
Yeah this is an apple. Yellow on the outside with this weird white and red inside. From a company called Kissabel. Good, tart flavor though 👍
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yeah this is an apple. Yellow on the outside with this weird white and red inside. From a company called Kissabel. Good, tart flavor though 👍
When I drive I do it in the DANGER ZONE! 🛩️
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When I drive I do it in the DANGER ZONE! 🛩️
If ever someone asked me how deep something is, and it's really deep, I shall forever utter the phrase "Deep enough to sink a Mingo."
Otherwise it shall be measurements, like "oh about...two thirds of a Mingo."
Otherwise it shall be measurements, like "oh about...two thirds of a Mingo."
We do it a little different in Madison, but I love all the alternative "anything but the metric system" versions. 😂❤️💜
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If ever someone asked me how deep something is, and it's really deep, I shall forever utter the phrase "Deep enough to sink a Mingo."
Otherwise it shall be measurements, like "oh about...two thirds of a Mingo."
Otherwise it shall be measurements, like "oh about...two thirds of a Mingo."
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild
Bat
Coyote
Owl
Turkey Vulture
Sea Lion
Bat
Coyote
Owl
Turkey Vulture
Sea Lion
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Deer 🦌
Swan 🦢
Turkey 🦃
Coyote 🐕
Moose 🫎
Deer 🦌
Swan 🦢
Turkey 🦃
Coyote 🐕
Moose 🫎
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Periodical cicada
Banana slug
Groundhog
Blue heron
Black vulture
Periodical cicada
Banana slug
Groundhog
Blue heron
Black vulture
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild
Bat
Coyote
Owl
Turkey Vulture
Sea Lion
Bat
Coyote
Owl
Turkey Vulture
Sea Lion
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Alyssa Milano roasted the fuck out of MTG
Alyssa Milano roasted the fuck out of MTG
Liza May
An Open Letter to Marjorie Taylor Greene from, Alyssa Milano November 17, 2025:
“Congresswoman Greene,
Let’s skip the pleasantries. They were never your thing anyway. So…you’ve suddenly discovered...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Alyssa Milano roasted the fuck out of MTG
Alyssa Milano roasted the fuck out of MTG
Reposted by 🦇Jordan🦉
STOP BLAMING THE POOR FOR SITUATIONS THE RICH CREATED.
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
STOP BLAMING THE POOR FOR SITUATIONS THE RICH CREATED.
Heh heh heh 😈
I'm definitely not in my 20s and this score was easily achieved by many of the people I grew up with 😂
theinnocencetest.com
I'm definitely not in my 20s and this score was easily achieved by many of the people I grew up with 😂
theinnocencetest.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Heh heh heh 😈
I'm definitely not in my 20s and this score was easily achieved by many of the people I grew up with 😂
theinnocencetest.com
I'm definitely not in my 20s and this score was easily achieved by many of the people I grew up with 😂
theinnocencetest.com
You enter a dance contest, pick your moves
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You enter a dance contest, pick your moves
This is fucking great!! 😄
Who was first to brew an espresso in space? #NationalEspressoDay☕
Astronaut, pilot & engineer Samantha Cristoforetti. First Italian woman in space, she holds the record for the longest uninterrupted spaceflight of a European astronaut. Pic: 𝘊𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 #coffee break in history!
#WomenInSTEM #Italy
Astronaut, pilot & engineer Samantha Cristoforetti. First Italian woman in space, she holds the record for the longest uninterrupted spaceflight of a European astronaut. Pic: 𝘊𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 #coffee break in history!
#WomenInSTEM #Italy
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is fucking great!! 😄
Oh?! Now this is interesting. Trump's account on the Dead Bird app doesn't have any information on what country it was created in. That seems a bit odd doesn't it?
@lorennacleary.bsky.social
@lorennacleary.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh?! Now this is interesting. Trump's account on the Dead Bird app doesn't have any information on what country it was created in. That seems a bit odd doesn't it?
@lorennacleary.bsky.social
@lorennacleary.bsky.social
Wow! This soil must be great for mycelium. These mushrooms were not much more than a few feet from each other. The brown one is bigger than my whole hand!
🍄😊
@evilcowboymusic.bsky.social
🍄😊
@evilcowboymusic.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Wow! This soil must be great for mycelium. These mushrooms were not much more than a few feet from each other. The brown one is bigger than my whole hand!
🍄😊
@evilcowboymusic.bsky.social
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@evilcowboymusic.bsky.social
The metaphoric smoking gun @katmabu.bsky.social
A Chinese immigrant named
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
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November 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The metaphoric smoking gun @katmabu.bsky.social
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle!
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle!
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things you like.
👻 Spooky stuff
🍎 Apples
🧦 Clean socks
🗿 Archaeology
🧑🏼🌾 Living off the land
🦜 Funny bird vids
🍗 Chicken dishes
🍂 Fall leaves
🦇 Bats
🚚 Driving a forklift
👻 Spooky stuff
🍎 Apples
🧦 Clean socks
🗿 Archaeology
🧑🏼🌾 Living off the land
🦜 Funny bird vids
🍗 Chicken dishes
🍂 Fall leaves
🦇 Bats
🚚 Driving a forklift
get to know your mutuals. list 10 random things that you like!
☕️ all pours of coffee
🥯 everything bagels
🍫 willy wonka opening credits
🎮 videogames
🧶 cozy slippers
🌊 skipping rocks
🐶 gord snuggles
📖 smell of new books
📸 photography
🏒 fantasy hockey
☕️ all pours of coffee
🥯 everything bagels
🍫 willy wonka opening credits
🎮 videogames
🧶 cozy slippers
🌊 skipping rocks
🐶 gord snuggles
📖 smell of new books
📸 photography
🏒 fantasy hockey
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
⚔️ 70s/80s fantasy art
🧦 A new pair of socks
🛏️ Fresh sheets on the bed
🚗 Car naps
🎲 Learning a new RPG system
📊 Spreadsheets
🏎️ F1 race weekend
🎮 Gaming with friends
🍷 Wine with dinner (or without)
❗️ Hitting this character limit perfectly
⚔️ 70s/80s fantasy art
🧦 A new pair of socks
🛏️ Fresh sheets on the bed
🚗 Car naps
🎲 Learning a new RPG system
📊 Spreadsheets
🏎️ F1 race weekend
🎮 Gaming with friends
🍷 Wine with dinner (or without)
❗️ Hitting this character limit perfectly
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things you like.
👻 Spooky stuff
🍎 Apples
🧦 Clean socks
🗿 Archaeology
🧑🏼🌾 Living off the land
🦜 Funny bird vids
🍗 Chicken dishes
🍂 Fall leaves
🦇 Bats
🚚 Driving a forklift
👻 Spooky stuff
🍎 Apples
🧦 Clean socks
🗿 Archaeology
🧑🏼🌾 Living off the land
🦜 Funny bird vids
🍗 Chicken dishes
🍂 Fall leaves
🦇 Bats
🚚 Driving a forklift
Post someone who looks great in a hat...
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Post someone who looks great in a hat...
@lorennacleary.bsky.social Even Walmart knows what it is
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@lorennacleary.bsky.social Even Walmart knows what it is
I managed to secure a seasonal job at Costco. And I i start tomorrow!
Got my bike all fixed up and cleaned. Ready to go!
Got my bike all fixed up and cleaned. Ready to go!
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I managed to secure a seasonal job at Costco. And I i start tomorrow!
Got my bike all fixed up and cleaned. Ready to go!
Got my bike all fixed up and cleaned. Ready to go!
Trump is now telling states to “UNDO” food assistance
He’s literally taking food from hungry Americans as he throws Gatsby parties with giant seafood towers
He’s literally taking food from hungry Americans as he throws Gatsby parties with giant seafood towers
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
youtu.be/MYoA1R38cuc?...
An interesting video for your viewing pleasure. This explains the MAGA movement.
An interesting video for your viewing pleasure. This explains the MAGA movement.
The political spectrum is a myth
YouTube video by The Market Exit
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November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
youtu.be/MYoA1R38cuc?...
An interesting video for your viewing pleasure. This explains the MAGA movement.
An interesting video for your viewing pleasure. This explains the MAGA movement.