Kiltan K.
@starvingwolf.bsky.social
Gnostic Christian anarchist. Former Time Person of the Year (2006, 2011). Also @Starvingwolf on the other billionaire hellsite. No, not that one, the bad one.
Ask me about my Miraculous Blood!
Ask me about my Miraculous Blood!
MY TWEETS, MY BEAUTIFUL TWEETS! OH WHERE HATH MY TWEETS GONE? I AM BESIDE MYSELF FOR WORRY OVER MY LITTLE CHIRPS
December 21, 2023 at 6:46 AM
MY TWEETS, MY BEAUTIFUL TWEETS! OH WHERE HATH MY TWEETS GONE? I AM BESIDE MYSELF FOR WORRY OVER MY LITTLE CHIRPS
"Hot worms, sir?" I ask the gentleman leaving the bathroom stall.
"Ah, worm-boy. Sounds good," he says.
I pass him a handful of steaming worms. He squeezes them into a lump between his hand, the ichor coating his fingers. He hands me back the remains and leaves the bathroom with a whistle.
"Ah, worm-boy. Sounds good," he says.
I pass him a handful of steaming worms. He squeezes them into a lump between his hand, the ichor coating his fingers. He hands me back the remains and leaves the bathroom with a whistle.
October 22, 2023 at 7:58 AM
"Hot worms, sir?" I ask the gentleman leaving the bathroom stall.
"Ah, worm-boy. Sounds good," he says.
I pass him a handful of steaming worms. He squeezes them into a lump between his hand, the ichor coating his fingers. He hands me back the remains and leaves the bathroom with a whistle.
"Ah, worm-boy. Sounds good," he says.
I pass him a handful of steaming worms. He squeezes them into a lump between his hand, the ichor coating his fingers. He hands me back the remains and leaves the bathroom with a whistle.
my counter argument is as follows (presented by the world's worst poster):
October 22, 2023 at 7:55 AM
my counter argument is as follows (presented by the world's worst poster):
I have a rich inner world - it stinks! I want an inner world where I can pretend to be a spaceship captain or something, instead my inner worlds are like 'I'm a bog worm. there's a centuries long history of bogworm societies that my brain can make up on the spot. we're at war with the earwig people'
October 3, 2023 at 6:43 AM
I have a rich inner world - it stinks! I want an inner world where I can pretend to be a spaceship captain or something, instead my inner worlds are like 'I'm a bog worm. there's a centuries long history of bogworm societies that my brain can make up on the spot. we're at war with the earwig people'
Congratulations on once again successfully creating Life! a feat many alchemists could only dream of, as they bled into their vials of Prima Materia. Give my fondest birthday wishes to your newborn son, may joy be the angel of his days down here on earth.
September 18, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Congratulations on once again successfully creating Life! a feat many alchemists could only dream of, as they bled into their vials of Prima Materia. Give my fondest birthday wishes to your newborn son, may joy be the angel of his days down here on earth.
Burning Man: acid riders and partiers engaged in bohemian revelry and debauchery. No man is actually burned. Offends the gods.
Wicker Man: attended by the pillars of the community. Wholesome celebration of springtime. A cop is burned to death as tribute, ensuring a bountiful harvest for all.
Wicker Man: attended by the pillars of the community. Wholesome celebration of springtime. A cop is burned to death as tribute, ensuring a bountiful harvest for all.
September 3, 2023 at 8:13 AM
Burning Man: acid riders and partiers engaged in bohemian revelry and debauchery. No man is actually burned. Offends the gods.
Wicker Man: attended by the pillars of the community. Wholesome celebration of springtime. A cop is burned to death as tribute, ensuring a bountiful harvest for all.
Wicker Man: attended by the pillars of the community. Wholesome celebration of springtime. A cop is burned to death as tribute, ensuring a bountiful harvest for all.
Come on down to Big Red Al's Supermart! we're raising prices, that's right, fuck you, we're raising prices! Nothing's fresh and the staff hate you! you will drive 7.6 miles to get here, because we put every other store out of business! Big Red Al will fuck your wife - he'll kill your dog! Eat shit!
August 31, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Come on down to Big Red Al's Supermart! we're raising prices, that's right, fuck you, we're raising prices! Nothing's fresh and the staff hate you! you will drive 7.6 miles to get here, because we put every other store out of business! Big Red Al will fuck your wife - he'll kill your dog! Eat shit!
We'd get regular hoppers all the time, though:
August 31, 2023 at 6:50 AM
We'd get regular hoppers all the time, though:
Nosed grasshopper. I was excited over this one, because they are rare around here, I've only ever seen two of these in my life.
August 31, 2023 at 6:49 AM
Nosed grasshopper. I was excited over this one, because they are rare around here, I've only ever seen two of these in my life.
Hey man hand me that bag of Sny- AAAAAaaaHHHHHHHHHhh
August 27, 2023 at 5:59 AM
Hey man hand me that bag of Sny- AAAAAaaaHHHHHHHHHhh
This is an ant. Specifically, it's a male dorylus, or driver ant. Males of ant species often retain a more 'primordial' look reflecting earlier evolutionary traits, they tend to look more 'waspy'. These guys just look like goofy sausage bugs, however.
August 26, 2023 at 9:14 AM
This is an ant. Specifically, it's a male dorylus, or driver ant. Males of ant species often retain a more 'primordial' look reflecting earlier evolutionary traits, they tend to look more 'waspy'. These guys just look like goofy sausage bugs, however.
A pillar of caters. These are some kind of moth I think. Every autumn the station would fill up with these little guys. Spiky.
August 26, 2023 at 8:58 AM
A pillar of caters. These are some kind of moth I think. Every autumn the station would fill up with these little guys. Spiky.
(Warning, bugs)
A slow, leisurely of thread of bugs I've found and taken pictures of at work throughout the years. Don't know enough about bugs to tell you what specific bugs they are. I'll be adding to this periodically.
Below: opilione of some kind (cutie).
A slow, leisurely of thread of bugs I've found and taken pictures of at work throughout the years. Don't know enough about bugs to tell you what specific bugs they are. I'll be adding to this periodically.
Below: opilione of some kind (cutie).
August 26, 2023 at 8:55 AM
(Warning, bugs)
A slow, leisurely of thread of bugs I've found and taken pictures of at work throughout the years. Don't know enough about bugs to tell you what specific bugs they are. I'll be adding to this periodically.
Below: opilione of some kind (cutie).
A slow, leisurely of thread of bugs I've found and taken pictures of at work throughout the years. Don't know enough about bugs to tell you what specific bugs they are. I'll be adding to this periodically.
Below: opilione of some kind (cutie).
"No, no, I mean, like a pekinese."
>"I am from the city of Peking. What did you mean by this?
"No, uh, you know, like a husky"
>"I am a husk, a shell of a man. What are you getting at?"
>"I am from the city of Peking. What did you mean by this?
"No, uh, you know, like a husky"
>"I am a husk, a shell of a man. What are you getting at?"
August 19, 2023 at 1:38 PM
"No, no, I mean, like a pekinese."
>"I am from the city of Peking. What did you mean by this?
"No, uh, you know, like a husky"
>"I am a husk, a shell of a man. What are you getting at?"
>"I am from the city of Peking. What did you mean by this?
"No, uh, you know, like a husky"
>"I am a husk, a shell of a man. What are you getting at?"
Help, help! I'm being perceived!
August 17, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Help, help! I'm being perceived!
What the hell even goes on here on May, if there's no meltdowns?? Just regular posting? just Regular Posts May?
August 12, 2023 at 5:13 AM
What the hell even goes on here on May, if there's no meltdowns?? Just regular posting? just Regular Posts May?
All I ever wanted out of life is a comically large mug that says 'Yes I need THIS MUCH coffee' on it, and God fucked me on that one, too.
August 9, 2023 at 12:11 PM
All I ever wanted out of life is a comically large mug that says 'Yes I need THIS MUCH coffee' on it, and God fucked me on that one, too.
On a scale of 1.0 to 13.1, how interested would you be in watching a video, or potentially a series of videos, explaining the different factions and goings on of that war, delivered in a sort of weirdly accented mumble mouth voice?
I've been tossing the idea around to get into youtube videos.
I've been tossing the idea around to get into youtube videos.
August 4, 2023 at 8:50 AM
On a scale of 1.0 to 13.1, how interested would you be in watching a video, or potentially a series of videos, explaining the different factions and goings on of that war, delivered in a sort of weirdly accented mumble mouth voice?
I've been tossing the idea around to get into youtube videos.
I've been tossing the idea around to get into youtube videos.
Quintin Tarantino voice: Fantastic Feets and Where to Find Them
August 4, 2023 at 8:18 AM
Quintin Tarantino voice: Fantastic Feets and Where to Find Them
Russ Meyer voice: Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find them
August 4, 2023 at 8:17 AM
Russ Meyer voice: Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find them
Orson Wells voice: Fantastic Feasts and Where to Find Them
August 4, 2023 at 8:17 AM
Orson Wells voice: Fantastic Feasts and Where to Find Them