Kiltan K.
@starvingwolf.bsky.social
Gnostic Christian anarchist. Former Time Person of the Year (2006, 2011). Also @Starvingwolf on the other billionaire hellsite. No, not that one, the bad one.
Ask me about my Miraculous Blood!
Ask me about my Miraculous Blood!
MY TWEETS, MY BEAUTIFUL TWEETS! OH WHERE HATH MY TWEETS GONE? I AM BESIDE MYSELF FOR WORRY OVER MY LITTLE CHIRPS
December 21, 2023 at 6:46 AM
MY TWEETS, MY BEAUTIFUL TWEETS! OH WHERE HATH MY TWEETS GONE? I AM BESIDE MYSELF FOR WORRY OVER MY LITTLE CHIRPS
"Hot worms, sir?" I ask the gentleman leaving the bathroom stall.
"Ah, worm-boy. Sounds good," he says.
I pass him a handful of steaming worms. He squeezes them into a lump between his hand, the ichor coating his fingers. He hands me back the remains and leaves the bathroom with a whistle.
"Ah, worm-boy. Sounds good," he says.
I pass him a handful of steaming worms. He squeezes them into a lump between his hand, the ichor coating his fingers. He hands me back the remains and leaves the bathroom with a whistle.
October 22, 2023 at 7:58 AM
"Hot worms, sir?" I ask the gentleman leaving the bathroom stall.
"Ah, worm-boy. Sounds good," he says.
I pass him a handful of steaming worms. He squeezes them into a lump between his hand, the ichor coating his fingers. He hands me back the remains and leaves the bathroom with a whistle.
"Ah, worm-boy. Sounds good," he says.
I pass him a handful of steaming worms. He squeezes them into a lump between his hand, the ichor coating his fingers. He hands me back the remains and leaves the bathroom with a whistle.
I have a rich inner world - it stinks! I want an inner world where I can pretend to be a spaceship captain or something, instead my inner worlds are like 'I'm a bog worm. there's a centuries long history of bogworm societies that my brain can make up on the spot. we're at war with the earwig people'
October 3, 2023 at 6:43 AM
I have a rich inner world - it stinks! I want an inner world where I can pretend to be a spaceship captain or something, instead my inner worlds are like 'I'm a bog worm. there's a centuries long history of bogworm societies that my brain can make up on the spot. we're at war with the earwig people'
Burning Man: acid riders and partiers engaged in bohemian revelry and debauchery. No man is actually burned. Offends the gods.
Wicker Man: attended by the pillars of the community. Wholesome celebration of springtime. A cop is burned to death as tribute, ensuring a bountiful harvest for all.
Wicker Man: attended by the pillars of the community. Wholesome celebration of springtime. A cop is burned to death as tribute, ensuring a bountiful harvest for all.
September 3, 2023 at 8:13 AM
Burning Man: acid riders and partiers engaged in bohemian revelry and debauchery. No man is actually burned. Offends the gods.
Wicker Man: attended by the pillars of the community. Wholesome celebration of springtime. A cop is burned to death as tribute, ensuring a bountiful harvest for all.
Wicker Man: attended by the pillars of the community. Wholesome celebration of springtime. A cop is burned to death as tribute, ensuring a bountiful harvest for all.
Come on down to Big Red Al's Supermart! we're raising prices, that's right, fuck you, we're raising prices! Nothing's fresh and the staff hate you! you will drive 7.6 miles to get here, because we put every other store out of business! Big Red Al will fuck your wife - he'll kill your dog! Eat shit!
August 31, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Come on down to Big Red Al's Supermart! we're raising prices, that's right, fuck you, we're raising prices! Nothing's fresh and the staff hate you! you will drive 7.6 miles to get here, because we put every other store out of business! Big Red Al will fuck your wife - he'll kill your dog! Eat shit!
(Warning, bugs)
A slow, leisurely of thread of bugs I've found and taken pictures of at work throughout the years. Don't know enough about bugs to tell you what specific bugs they are. I'll be adding to this periodically.
Below: opilione of some kind (cutie).
A slow, leisurely of thread of bugs I've found and taken pictures of at work throughout the years. Don't know enough about bugs to tell you what specific bugs they are. I'll be adding to this periodically.
Below: opilione of some kind (cutie).
August 26, 2023 at 8:55 AM
(Warning, bugs)
A slow, leisurely of thread of bugs I've found and taken pictures of at work throughout the years. Don't know enough about bugs to tell you what specific bugs they are. I'll be adding to this periodically.
Below: opilione of some kind (cutie).
A slow, leisurely of thread of bugs I've found and taken pictures of at work throughout the years. Don't know enough about bugs to tell you what specific bugs they are. I'll be adding to this periodically.
Below: opilione of some kind (cutie).
All I ever wanted out of life is a comically large mug that says 'Yes I need THIS MUCH coffee' on it, and God fucked me on that one, too.
August 9, 2023 at 12:11 PM
All I ever wanted out of life is a comically large mug that says 'Yes I need THIS MUCH coffee' on it, and God fucked me on that one, too.
Orson Wells voice: Fantastic Feasts and Where to Find Them
August 4, 2023 at 8:17 AM
Orson Wells voice: Fantastic Feasts and Where to Find Them
Sometimes you want to post away from twitter because it's a nazi infested shihole, sometimes you want to post away form twitter because hideo kojima decided to retweet 500 posts all at once and it's your entire timeline now
July 29, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Sometimes you want to post away from twitter because it's a nazi infested shihole, sometimes you want to post away form twitter because hideo kojima decided to retweet 500 posts all at once and it's your entire timeline now
cookies are called that because you cook them. That's so fucked up. That's like calling noodles 'boilies', or potato chips 'fries'.
July 29, 2023 at 12:12 PM
cookies are called that because you cook them. That's so fucked up. That's like calling noodles 'boilies', or potato chips 'fries'.
Something liberating about tweeting into the void again. Not that 170 followers were like a massive crowd, but there's a kind of zen-like quality in inscribing posts upon the sands that no one will read or like.
July 27, 2023 at 8:40 AM
Something liberating about tweeting into the void again. Not that 170 followers were like a massive crowd, but there's a kind of zen-like quality in inscribing posts upon the sands that no one will read or like.
hold on... trying something in a small town, for a bit
July 27, 2023 at 1:36 AM
hold on... trying something in a small town, for a bit
Everybody's talking about the Bird Man of Alcatraz, but nobody ever mentions the Rat Man of Sing Sing, or the Bee Homunculus of Folsom. Another example of the preferential treatment enjoyed by birds in today's popular culture
July 27, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Everybody's talking about the Bird Man of Alcatraz, but nobody ever mentions the Rat Man of Sing Sing, or the Bee Homunculus of Folsom. Another example of the preferential treatment enjoyed by birds in today's popular culture
Sometimes I like to close my eyes for a few seconds while I'm going somewhere to have myself a little Walk Nap. In fact you can say it's the secret to my success.
July 26, 2023 at 10:22 AM
Sometimes I like to close my eyes for a few seconds while I'm going somewhere to have myself a little Walk Nap. In fact you can say it's the secret to my success.
Cryonics is a scam, but you know what isn't? keeping a head alive on a plate with Tubes and Fluids. Sign up to Swolfcorp's Head Last program, and we'll keep your head alive with Tubes and Fluids when you 'die', until science can figure out how to grow you a new body! Luxury plate options available.
July 26, 2023 at 5:35 AM
Cryonics is a scam, but you know what isn't? keeping a head alive on a plate with Tubes and Fluids. Sign up to Swolfcorp's Head Last program, and we'll keep your head alive with Tubes and Fluids when you 'die', until science can figure out how to grow you a new body! Luxury plate options available.
Eastern European Bart Simpson: (through a cigarette dangling from his mouth) do not have cow, mayn
July 25, 2023 at 5:53 AM
Eastern European Bart Simpson: (through a cigarette dangling from his mouth) do not have cow, mayn
I was only trying to be helpful. Do they not care about their honor???
July 24, 2023 at 9:20 AM
I was only trying to be helpful. Do they not care about their honor???
Hey handsome, are those ants in your pants, or do you have hundreds of really tiny penises that all undulate independently of one other in nightmarish but strangely enthralling patterns?
July 24, 2023 at 3:57 AM
Hey handsome, are those ants in your pants, or do you have hundreds of really tiny penises that all undulate independently of one other in nightmarish but strangely enthralling patterns?