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staticanimal.bsky.social
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@staticanimal.bsky.social
310 followers 130 following 4.6K posts
hi! we're V_SYS! we create stuff 30 | it\its | 🇩🇪 | ΘΔ, 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🔞 💙 @xenithion.bsky.social 💙 @deviantsnart.net 💙 @massivefangs.bsky.social ad \ nsfw art: @dogpawslmao.bsky.social staticanimal.carrd.co
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staticanimal.bsky.social
parallel killer @staticanimal.bsky.social · 11d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9b... NEW VIDEO GO WATCH GO WATCH GO WATCH
a peak video that is 12 minutes and 51 seconds in length
YouTube video by staticanimal
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riolu.gay
niko oneshot but they’re duen @riolu.gay · 6h
I worded the OP of this thread very poorly, sorry for being unclear -

I'm looking for a Massachusetts housing lawyer to look over my case and help draft a letter to my landlord

If you know a person or organization who can do this for cheap/free, please let me know.

Thanks so much!
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niko oneshot but they’re duen @riolu.gay · 2d
hello again gamers

temporarily reactivating because i am in desperate need of legal advice for a weird housing situation

my previous landlord has not only withheld my security deposit, but sent me a bill for nearly $2500 in "damages"

the previous apartment was in Medford, MA. i am in Somerville
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saladplainzone.bsky.social
Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 15h
dear pesky plumbers
kothscreens.bsky.social
KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 15h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 2
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staticanimal.bsky.social
parallel killer @staticanimal.bsky.social · 3h
i MAY be a skinwalker but im chill i promise
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lookitup.baby
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @lookitup.baby · 9h
Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!

Boss: I have an idea
spavel.bsky.social
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10h
bitch what
Onedrive settings. A toggle for using AI to detect and identify faces is set to on. The caption says, you can only turn off this setting 3 times per year.
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sm64dsstars.bsky.social
Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 5h
Instead of a Star... You Have to Find Boobies. Frick. Yes.
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staticanimal.bsky.social
parallel killer @staticanimal.bsky.social · 7h
yep. i've used it to deploy a custom microsoft office install to my pc before and it works a Charm
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staticanimal.bsky.social
parallel killer @staticanimal.bsky.social · 7h
so you're basically this image right now?
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kanna-banana.bsky.social
Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · Aug 5
Daily affirmations:
- your scales are lustrous
- you are gender as fuck
- your claws look beautiful
- you cause psychic damage to others
- foolish mortals can never comprehend your true form
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staticanimal.bsky.social
parallel killer @staticanimal.bsky.social · 8h
shoutouts to girls who are totally and irredeemably psychotic
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pwister.bsky.social
pwister @pwister.bsky.social · 21h
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staticanimal.bsky.social
parallel killer @staticanimal.bsky.social · 8h
doilus stage
staticanimal.bsky.social
parallel killer @staticanimal.bsky.social · 9h
thats just a display name id use
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bleakvision.info
Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 9h
im not joining your discord to submit bug reports. may your code be ridden with plague
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mudron.bsky.social
Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · Aug 24
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d
👇👇
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staticanimal.bsky.social
parallel killer @staticanimal.bsky.social · 12h
shoutouts to raspberry fanta
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20h
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
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unavenyart.bsky.social
Frell >> Is at work << @unavenyart.bsky.social · 20h
I finally finished a stick design
What do you guys think?
#pokemon #Pokemonart #zoroark
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staticanimal.bsky.social
parallel killer @staticanimal.bsky.social · 12h
what is this
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staticanimal.bsky.social
parallel killer @staticanimal.bsky.social · 14h
someone made dust2 in bf6, my team kept getting stomped. very realistic experience.
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latencyknight.bsky.social
Latency🪫 @latencyknight.bsky.social · 1d
Speedrunner Kris and long-story-game enjoyer Berdly. #deltarune
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punstar.bsky.social
punstar @punstar.bsky.social · May 20
Commands for gamers
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clarajeffery.bsky.social
Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 1d
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
longtimehistory.bsky.social
LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 1d
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
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davidtoonsyt.com
David Toons @davidtoonsyt.com · 1d
Spooky Month time = Lycanroc Toons time
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ikaruga.gay
ikoe! @ikaruga.gay · 1d
you uh. you gonna eat that?
e621tagbot.bsky.social
e621 tag bot @e621tagbot.bsky.social · 1d
looking_at_another's_penis
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