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· Apr 12
I'm backing up my New York Times Sanewashing Thread here since it's dependent on being a reply to this idiot, Eric Lipton @ericlipton.nytimes.com
I'm thinking about learning on how to knit a sweater
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I'm thinking about learning on how to knit a sweater
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if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
Amon-Ra St. Brown doing a Trump celebration isn't all that surprising once you remember his parents are bodybuilders and his dad changed his last name from Brown to "St. Brown"
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Amon-Ra St. Brown doing a Trump celebration isn't all that surprising once you remember his parents are bodybuilders and his dad changed his last name from Brown to "St. Brown"
Luana taking that penalty and converting after what she's been through is part of why I love sports.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Luana taking that penalty and converting after what she's been through is part of why I love sports.
Seattle Kraken on Hockey Night in Canada's late game tonight vs. Edmonton, which means I can compare how far the time difference is between KONG-TV and CBC Vancouver (CBUT). KONG is ahead of CBUT by like 8 seconds.
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Seattle Kraken on Hockey Night in Canada's late game tonight vs. Edmonton, which means I can compare how far the time difference is between KONG-TV and CBC Vancouver (CBUT). KONG is ahead of CBUT by like 8 seconds.
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MIZZOU WAS ONE YARD SHORT OF THE HAIL MARY 😱
Vandy comes out with the win 🔥
Vandy comes out with the win 🔥
October 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
MIZZOU WAS ONE YARD SHORT OF THE HAIL MARY 😱
Vandy comes out with the win 🔥
Vandy comes out with the win 🔥
If I ever got home plate seats (I wouldn't pay for them, I like to sit several rows up and to the right towards 1st base), I'd wear a shirt like "I love you :)" instead of some annoying shit. Heck, I'd probably not wear a gimmicky shirt in general, but if I had to, it would be something nice.
October 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If I ever got home plate seats (I wouldn't pay for them, I like to sit several rows up and to the right towards 1st base), I'd wear a shirt like "I love you :)" instead of some annoying shit. Heck, I'd probably not wear a gimmicky shirt in general, but if I had to, it would be something nice.
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ooo, it's raining :)
October 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
ooo, it's raining :)
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GOOD NEWS! For the first time ever, Huntington's disease has been successfully treated. A groundbreaking new miRNA treatment, AMT-130, slowed the progression of the disease by 75%. These results are likely to support the first approval of a genetic treatment for the rare neurodegenerative condition.
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! For the first time ever, Huntington's disease has been successfully treated. A groundbreaking new miRNA treatment, AMT-130, slowed the progression of the disease by 75%. These results are likely to support the first approval of a genetic treatment for the rare neurodegenerative condition.
Bernie Sanders has dogshit political optics because he's a class reductionist who is ALSO a liberal. e.g. his beliefs in "socialism" is not rooted in workers owning the means of production, he only wants an expanded social safety net within the same system.
Bernie about Platner,
“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"
When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."
Bernie: "Ok"
“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"
When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."
Bernie: "Ok"
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bernie Sanders has dogshit political optics because he's a class reductionist who is ALSO a liberal. e.g. his beliefs in "socialism" is not rooted in workers owning the means of production, he only wants an expanded social safety net within the same system.
And today he got fired
You'd have to think this is it for Ange in a Big 5 Men's European league club. Forest have looked poor, and then coupled with his stint at Spurs. It's basically wiped away his reputation.
Ange Postecoglou has suffered a poor start to life at Nottingham Forest, with four defeats and two draws coming in his first six games in charge.
Forest have conceded more goals in all competitions than any other Premier League team during that same period.
Forest have conceded more goals in all competitions than any other Premier League team during that same period.
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
And today he got fired
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A’ja Wilson is the first player to win #WNBA MVP, Defensive Player of the Year and Finals MVP in the same season. She joins Lisa Leslie in winning both of those a’wards twice.
Teams that take a 3-0 lead in a best of 7 series in the #WNBA, MLB, NBA and NHL now have a 369-5 (.987) series record. Basketball teams that do it are now 77-44 (.636) in finishing off the sweep.
The Aces join the Houston Comets, who won the first four #WNBA titles, as the only teams with three championships in four years.
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A’ja Wilson is the first player to win #WNBA MVP, Defensive Player of the Year and Finals MVP in the same season. She joins Lisa Leslie in winning both of those a’wards twice.
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Finals MVP: A'ja Wilson
The Aces complete a 4-0 sweep of the Mercury for a 3rd #WNBA title
Las Vegas 97, Phoenix 86
Wilson 31pts/9rebs/4asts/3blks
Young 18pts/7rebs/8asts
Gray 18pts/4rebs/4asts
Loyd 12pts/4rebs
Evans 10pts
Las Vegas 97, Phoenix 86
Wilson 31pts/9rebs/4asts/3blks
Young 18pts/7rebs/8asts
Gray 18pts/4rebs/4asts
Loyd 12pts/4rebs
Evans 10pts
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Finals MVP: A'ja Wilson
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The Las Vegas Aces are your 2025 WNBA Champions 🏆
This marks the Aces' 3rd title in 4 seasons!
#WelcometotheW | WNBA Finals | YouTubeTV
This marks the Aces' 3rd title in 4 seasons!
#WelcometotheW | WNBA Finals | YouTubeTV
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Las Vegas Aces are your 2025 WNBA Champions 🏆
This marks the Aces' 3rd title in 4 seasons!
#WelcometotheW | WNBA Finals | YouTubeTV
This marks the Aces' 3rd title in 4 seasons!
#WelcometotheW | WNBA Finals | YouTubeTV
Poor Alex Nedeljkovic.
The Sharks lost in one of the most bizarre situations, but aptly Sharks situations imaginable. Vegas is 15-0-3 in regular season games at San Jose all time now. That's going in SportsCenter's Not Top 10 for sure.
The Sharks lost in one of the most bizarre situations, but aptly Sharks situations imaginable. Vegas is 15-0-3 in regular season games at San Jose all time now. That's going in SportsCenter's Not Top 10 for sure.
October 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Poor Alex Nedeljkovic.
The Sharks lost in one of the most bizarre situations, but aptly Sharks situations imaginable. Vegas is 15-0-3 in regular season games at San Jose all time now. That's going in SportsCenter's Not Top 10 for sure.
The Sharks lost in one of the most bizarre situations, but aptly Sharks situations imaginable. Vegas is 15-0-3 in regular season games at San Jose all time now. That's going in SportsCenter's Not Top 10 for sure.
I mean this genuinely, they gotta put her name in the rafters.
Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I mean this genuinely, they gotta put her name in the rafters.
Vegas Golden Knights players signed long-term by AAV
Eichel: $13.5m thru 2035
Marner: $12m thru 2033
Theodore: $7.43m thru 2032
Hanifin: $7.35m thru 2032
Hertl: $6.8m thru 2030
Hill: $6.25m thru 2031
Korczak: $3.25m thru 2030
Howden: $2.5m thru 2030
Eichel: $13.5m thru 2035
Marner: $12m thru 2033
Theodore: $7.43m thru 2032
Hanifin: $7.35m thru 2032
Hertl: $6.8m thru 2030
Hill: $6.25m thru 2031
Korczak: $3.25m thru 2030
Howden: $2.5m thru 2030
Jack Eichel has signed an eight-year, $13.5M AAV extension with the Vegas Golden Knights, per Darren Dreger.
October 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Vegas Golden Knights players signed long-term by AAV
Eichel: $13.5m thru 2035
Marner: $12m thru 2033
Theodore: $7.43m thru 2032
Hanifin: $7.35m thru 2032
Hertl: $6.8m thru 2030
Hill: $6.25m thru 2031
Korczak: $3.25m thru 2030
Howden: $2.5m thru 2030
Eichel: $13.5m thru 2035
Marner: $12m thru 2033
Theodore: $7.43m thru 2032
Hanifin: $7.35m thru 2032
Hertl: $6.8m thru 2030
Hill: $6.25m thru 2031
Korczak: $3.25m thru 2030
Howden: $2.5m thru 2030
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You'll never guess who wrote this one, so I'll just tell you: it was me. Learn about MLB's very 1990's hesitation at allowing Japanese money near America's national pastime, Nintendo's partnership with Ken Griffey Jr., and their long-running relationship and fascination with baseball.
In the '90s Ken Griffey Jr. was as much of a Nintendo icon as Kirby, Link or Samus. As the Seattle Mariners play deep into the baseball playoffs, we look at the team's long history with Nintendo. www.endlessmode.com/article/nint...
Nintendo's Baseball History: Why Ken Griffey Jr. and the Seattle Mariners Should Be Honorary Smash Bros.
As the Seattle Mariners continue their playoff run, we look at the team's long relationship with Nintendo, and the video games it inspired.
www.endlessmode.com
October 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You'll never guess who wrote this one, so I'll just tell you: it was me. Learn about MLB's very 1990's hesitation at allowing Japanese money near America's national pastime, Nintendo's partnership with Ken Griffey Jr., and their long-running relationship and fascination with baseball.
I said this back in May and I'm repeating it now
October 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I said this back in May and I'm repeating it now
Man, that San Jose Sharks new goal song is putrid lmao
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Man, that San Jose Sharks new goal song is putrid lmao
Man, I just want a place to post where the main person in charge isn't a giant piece of shit. I'm not even asking you to be a good person, just be non-existent.
October 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Man, I just want a place to post where the main person in charge isn't a giant piece of shit. I'm not even asking you to be a good person, just be non-existent.