Status Ferret
@statusferret.bsky.social
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just here to be a problem | 24, he/they, NY
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statusferret.bsky.social
I think I’ve teased enough.

Growing Up and Moving On, the new EP from Status Ferret, will be yours early December 2025.
statusferret.bsky.social
new music coming VERY soon (i’m serious this time)
statusferret.bsky.social
I think I’ve teased enough.

Growing Up and Moving On, the new EP from Status Ferret, will be yours early December 2025.
statusferret.bsky.social
new music coming VERY soon (i’m serious this time)
statusferret.bsky.social
12 years has gone by, but not much has changed.
statusferret.bsky.social
new music coming VERY soon (i’m serious this time)
statusferret.bsky.social
sigma-thewolf.bsky.social
Next Album Title ideas:
- Flailing with Props
- Prancing with Con Badges
- Ferret Hat / Canada Hat
- Arched Around Anthrocon
- "Status Update"
- Required Tomfoolery

Being the Weird Al fan you are, you'll recognize the nods I make in certain titles.
statusferret.bsky.social
STRANGE STATUS FERRET!!!!! YES YES YES YES
statusferret.bsky.social
i love the internet because i can decide one day that i want an accordion and find some soul on the internet willing to sell me one and by the end of the day i will have an accordion in my hands

in other world news my evolution into the furry Weird Al Yankovic is going swimmingly.
statusferret.bsky.social
it is a hobby of mine to buy random shit i find on facebook marketplace

todays find: an accordion
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makeshiftwingsplush.com
my clown ferret pattern is out today! 🤡

[ #plushart #sewingpattern #ferret ]
A plush of a sable colored ferret in a blue and yellow clown outfit
statusferret.bsky.social
drew lynch is awesome!! been following him since his AGT days
statusferret.bsky.social
i have had this specific picture hanging on my desk since i started working my job over a year ago. no one has said anything about it.
statusferret.bsky.social
i mean what specifically are you looking for?
statusferret.bsky.social
if you genuinely believe that tylenol or vaccines cause autism kindly get the fuck off my page.
sailorrooscout.bsky.social
Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
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aebrossbooks.bsky.social
Y'all, please call, email, and/or write your representatives, then share WIDELY what this administration is doing to scapegoat, oppress, and violently erase trans folks. We need EVERYONE in on this.
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nepeteaa.bsky.social
what being transgender feels like right now
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atrupar.com
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
statusferret.bsky.social
fuck it, who wants me to release the dark stuff?
statusferret.bsky.social
i’ve been working so hard on music this week, i’ve written two songs. unfortunately they are about some really dark stuff so i don’t think i’m going to use them for anything. i just wish i could write something usable… but hey! i wrote two songs!
statusferret.bsky.social
i’ve been working so hard on music this week, i’ve written two songs. unfortunately they are about some really dark stuff so i don’t think i’m going to use them for anything. i just wish i could write something usable… but hey! i wrote two songs!
statusferret.bsky.social
the name is two things that furries love