Michael C Meyers
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Michael C Meyers
@stealthlemon.bsky.social
Certified gamer, and nothing much else.
Happy 20267!
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Sorted my Credit Card Transactions by Merchant and I see no problems whatsoever
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
What the monkey considers business the horse considers play.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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so this is what those fellas have been up to these days...good to see that they made up after all those years of conflict
September 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
One of the best places to be inebriated is a Day of Defeat Source server on a Saturday night
August 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
All-my-dillas!
August 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Good time in chicaaaaagooooo
July 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
One helluva afternoon
July 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Revenge of the smith is looking pretty great for these kids’ quadratic formula project.
May 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Born to Joke Boat 🛥️
Forced to Job Job 💼
April 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
What would you like for your water?

I don’t know, water?
March 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have great friends woop woop!
March 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
DOGE is getting out of hand. My wife wants me to email 5 things I did this week around the house by midnight.
February 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Can we stop winning
February 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
What if we as a society just had social media apps turn themselves off every other day
January 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Fox girls are hot and Im tired of pretending they’re not
December 28, 2024 at 6:10 AM
First impressions are everything.
My friends came over. I showed them my 3.5 gallons of milk in my fridge, and now I have 5 gallons of milk in the fridge
December 22, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Reposted by Michael C Meyers
Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero”

Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”

Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”

Me: 🤯
December 18, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Thinking about the first gamer president
December 14, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I really went from “oh wow I made 1/2 a pound of homemade queso” to “oh wow I ate 1/2 a pound of homemade queso”
December 12, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Isn’t it kinda wild that the Department of Government Efficiency will have two heads? Like isnt the point for there to be less bureaucracy?
December 11, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Another year, another set of gaming music in my wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Drink up
November 28, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Lookin like a Lemon Christmas 🎄 🍋
November 27, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Are you a honk shu or a hwaaaaaah mimimimimi?
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 PM