when you get real stoned off dabs and then realize you need to listen to "Black Cow" on the good headphones

alternate universe where Don and Walt take the place of 4/6ths of Toto on Thriller

You have to be a special kind of deeply diseased high school senior to use Steely Dan for your high school yearbook quote, even in 1978

Hate this guy. He thinks he’s so cool with his fucking spangled leather poncho and dumbass elevator shoes.

Walter Becker (did not graduate)
Donald Fagen (did graduate)

Can it be this sad design
Could be the very same?
A wooly man without a face
And a beast without a name

Friday Tip: read Donald's 2012 Dukes of September tour diary in Eminent Hipsters today

We're not afraid to trawl the archives of the Wayback Machine and recycle some stuff to fill in the gaps while we get the big reel-to-reel memetics computers rolling over here again at the Lab

we're watching the markets verrrrrrrrry carefully this Thursday afternoon at the Laboratory; we solemnly swear to NOT hit the Katy Lied Track A1 button before its time

A vision of a child returning
A kingdom where the sky is burning
Honey I will be there
Yes I'll be there