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Scott "Scoot" Meesey
@stepdadscott.bsky.social
繼父
Solvem Probler
Proud 2nd Husband
Step Father
General Jackass
P30-V

Stay fresh, cheese-bags!
Zero is our target number of Nazis.
I am awake ... right? #YouBeTheJudge
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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It's always Thanksgiving and never You'rewelcomegiving. Very rude.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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ABC: Always Be Chanting
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
NGL, thought it said "growl". 🤷‍♂️

#welcometonightvale #nightvale
Make like a tree and grow.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I did not realize how much I missed this.

#amanontheinside

www.imdb.com/title/tt3504...
"A Man on the Inside" Orientation (TV Episode 2025) ⭐ 7.5 | Comedy, Crime
33m | TV-14
www.imdb.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Sagittarius horoscope
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
'... "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round.'

#roundisround
People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It was a beautiful day today.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Knock knock. Who's there? ...who's there? I don't see anyone out there, but the knocking is getting louder and more insistent. Please, who's there, I'm scared.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Unfortunately, due to the economy, a penny saved is now 0.6 of a penny earned.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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In a shocking turn of events, the interstellar comet is still an interstellar comet and not an alien spaceship 🧪🔭
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm a cat ladder. #catsofbluesky
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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"No worries if not!" I shout at a thundercloud.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Superman (2025)

Pa Kent: [to Clark] Parents aren't for tellin' their children who they're supposed to be. We are here to give y'all tools to help you make fools of yourselves all on your own.

www.imdb.com/title/tt5950...
Superman (2025) - Quotes - IMDb
Superman (2025) - * Pa Kent: [to Clark] Parents aren't for tellin' their children who they're supposed to be. We are here to give y'all tools to help you make fools of yourselves all on your own.
www.imdb.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Good morning. 😸 #catsofbluesky
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"You would stop being biology and start being physics." #whatif #xkcd

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu8n...
What if ALL the sun’s power was focused in one place?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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You are statistically way more likely to die on the drive to the airport than in a plane crash, so don't worry, you can be freaked out about that part too.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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It's 007 like you've never seen him before...the real mensch, Phil Rosenthal!
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM