Scott "Scoot" Meesey
@stepdadscott.bsky.social
繼父
Solvem Probler
Proud 2nd Husband
Step Father
General Jackass
P30-V
Stay fresh, cheese-bags!
Zero is our target number of Nazis.
Solvem Probler
Proud 2nd Husband
Step Father
General Jackass
P30-V
Stay fresh, cheese-bags!
Zero is our target number of Nazis.
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True beauty is on the inside. In your case, that's a truly beautiful government tracking device.
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
True beauty is on the inside. In your case, that's a truly beautiful government tracking device.
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Once again an Olympic opening ceremony that makes me think ... What is this? Is it modern?
#olympics #grumpyoldman
#olympics #grumpyoldman
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Once again an Olympic opening ceremony that makes me think ... What is this? Is it modern?
#olympics #grumpyoldman
#olympics #grumpyoldman
I often feel like a blind squirrel!
Once in a while, even a blind squirrel finds a passageway to an underworld dimension.
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I often feel like a blind squirrel!
My buddy, Scout. A good companion in turbulent times. 😁❤️🐶 #dogsofbluesky
February 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
My buddy, Scout. A good companion in turbulent times. 😁❤️🐶 #dogsofbluesky
Me: *sitting in a wheelchair*
Brother: Hey, you look good in that chair.
Me: ... Thanks? 🤷♂️
Brother: Hey, you look good in that chair.
Me: ... Thanks? 🤷♂️
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Me: *sitting in a wheelchair*
Brother: Hey, you look good in that chair.
Me: ... Thanks? 🤷♂️
Brother: Hey, you look good in that chair.
Me: ... Thanks? 🤷♂️
No one: How would you like to go out?
Me: ... Fighting an octopus? Dafug?! I dunno! Quickly, d!psh!t!
#nextstupidquestion
Me: ... Fighting an octopus? Dafug?! I dunno! Quickly, d!psh!t!
#nextstupidquestion
February 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
No one: How would you like to go out?
Me: ... Fighting an octopus? Dafug?! I dunno! Quickly, d!psh!t!
#nextstupidquestion
Me: ... Fighting an octopus? Dafug?! I dunno! Quickly, d!psh!t!
#nextstupidquestion
I wish turtles were this snuggly. #turtles #iamaridiculousman
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I wish turtles were this snuggly. #turtles #iamaridiculousman
... Well ...
Before you go gloating that the world didn't end, just ask yourself: are you sure?
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
... Well ...
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Google Street View your town. An arrow points into your house. You click through your house. An arrow points into your head. You click.
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Google Street View your town. An arrow points into your house. You click through your house. An arrow points into your head. You click.
January 28, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Oh, I get that! 😁 🍻
Directed by Paul WS Anderson who is married to Milla Jovovitch and made all those Resident Evil and other movies with her. His stuff falls under guilty pleasures. I know they are bad but I don’t even care. I love them so much.
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Oh, I get that! 😁 🍻
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Get in touch with your emotions? Yeah, that's just what Big Feelings wants you to do.
January 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Get in touch with your emotions? Yeah, that's just what Big Feelings wants you to do.
January 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Fake it* till you make it**
* counterfeit money
** go to prison
* counterfeit money
** go to prison
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Fake it* till you make it**
* counterfeit money
** go to prison
* counterfeit money
** go to prison
January 24, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I forgot how much Tule likes it when we dance! 😁 #dogsofbluesky
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I forgot how much Tule likes it when we dance! 😁 #dogsofbluesky
I hate to break it to anyone who's posted it but that interview with Tom Brady during which he came after Pam Bondi is fake.
On second thought, I don't hate to break it.
Do better.
On second thought, I don't hate to break it.
Do better.
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I hate to break it to anyone who's posted it but that interview with Tom Brady during which he came after Pam Bondi is fake.
On second thought, I don't hate to break it.
Do better.
On second thought, I don't hate to break it.
Do better.
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AQUARIUS: Water-bearer? More like What-a-Terror. You're spooky, Aquarius. I like that.
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
AQUARIUS: Water-bearer? More like What-a-Terror. You're spooky, Aquarius. I like that.
For those too young to remember, this is the source of the Save icon throughout PC software.
The 3 1/2 inch floppy disk using magnetic media. 1.44 MB was the max you could save on it.
#ITlife #genxlife #themoreyouknow
The 3 1/2 inch floppy disk using magnetic media. 1.44 MB was the max you could save on it.
#ITlife #genxlife #themoreyouknow
January 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
For those too young to remember, this is the source of the Save icon throughout PC software.
The 3 1/2 inch floppy disk using magnetic media. 1.44 MB was the max you could save on it.
#ITlife #genxlife #themoreyouknow
The 3 1/2 inch floppy disk using magnetic media. 1.44 MB was the max you could save on it.
#ITlife #genxlife #themoreyouknow
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Alice Isn’t Dead: Don’t Tell Alice, a new sequel series, is coming April 13.
Listen to the trailer: www.welcometonightvale.com
Listen to the trailer: www.welcometonightvale.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Alice Isn’t Dead: Don’t Tell Alice, a new sequel series, is coming April 13.
Listen to the trailer: www.welcometonightvale.com
Listen to the trailer: www.welcometonightvale.com
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"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff