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Steve Rochester
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ENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 / ESP 🇪🇸 / CAT 🇦🇩 / FRA 🇫🇷

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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Papá Noel played a blinder here. Merry Christmas everyone! #Everton #EFC
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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If Joshua doesn't spin Jake Paul's jaw to the back of his head like a Daffy Duck cartoon then we may as well allow the WWE in as a sanctioning body going forward.
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I’m rocketing towards my 40s and I still fall in love with individual players. Amokachi, Lukaku, Kanchelskis, Leighton Baines, Steven Pienaar, Jagielka, Sylvain Distin. Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall is the latest. 💙💙💙
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Liverpool have lost nine of their last 12 games. Meanwhile, Jurgen Klopp is on Instagram blind ranking American foods 😅
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’ve seen a lot of stupid shit in my time as an Everton fan, but that nonsense from Idrissa Gueye is easily top ten. Está mamando.
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Deafheaven in Barcelona were absolutely mental
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So, that new ROSALÍA album, right? Right?!?
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Breakfast with my dog on the Carrer de Sants. Nothing better.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations!

His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.

It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The new Hallowe’en Napoli badge is spooky for all the wrong reasons, for a particular generation of internet users. Come on, you know what it looks like.
October 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
VERY surprised that big, gravel-throat, Easter Island-head Brexit, Ibiza-frequenting long-ball low-block two-foot-tackles and 70-crosses-a-game-merchant Sean Dyche didn’t jump at the chance to manage Rangers. Seem tailor-made for each other.
October 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Properly apocalyptic skies above Barcelona today. Have a friend coming from Costa Rica 🇨🇷 for his first experience of CE Europa tonight - hope the rain holds off! #CEE #Nastic #1RFEF
September 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Wild the influence that FFP is having on the Premier League. Villa and Newcastle look like two completely different teams compared to last season. Should’ve won that today, and handily at that. But it’s good to see Everton looking class again. #Everton #EFC
September 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’ve read a TON of Charlie Kirk discourse over the last couple of days, but one person in particular hasn’t been asked for her opinion, and I think that’s a shame, in the circumstances.

So, does anyone have a contact number for Alanis Morrisette?
September 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Well then
September 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Turns out he really was a bent ref, as well as being a bent ref! youtu.be/8Ou0fSPZax4
September 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If your league has VAR, and the VAR official isn’t giving a penalty for *this*, then what purpose does it serve? #CEEUROPA
September 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think I speak for all of us when I say, “lol, lmao”
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
September 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM