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@stonedbeauty.bsky.social

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Lover of animals, creamcheese, architecture, salt-n-vinegar chips, large bodies of water, sunsets, 💨🍃🍃, puzzles, Megan Thee Stallion, and being left alone. 📍Chicago Reminder: I "tweet" for me, not for you.

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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 2d

I worked a smooth 12 hours today 😒🥱🥱

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 4d

Omg, I can't believe I'm so funny.

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 4d

And by challenge, I mean begging.

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 4d

I challenge the city of Chicago to not blow a single air of wind all throughout this entire upcoming winter season 👀

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 5d

Bad bitch season loading.....🦂♏️

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 7d

It did flip eventually but not on the first try though and that's what matters.

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 7d

The first word out my mouth as soon as I stepped outside was, "BITCH!" The wind unsuccessfully tried to flip my umbrella 🙃

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Isabel Santos @isabelsantos.bsky.social · 7d

No Kings 10/18/2025

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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 7d

I just ate a 50mg gummy to kick start my Saturday evening 🍁🍂🎃

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 9d

IGNORE!

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 9d

S3, Ep8 of The Boondocks is fucking WILD! what's going on?!?!? 😭😭😭

Meme of Wendy Williams with a shocked, surprised look on her face mouth wide open

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 9d

Are you feeling timbs, my baggy jeans, my thug appeal? 😏

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 11d

Please 😭😭😭

Tanisha @tanishaevonne.bsky.social · 11d

It should have been D'onald not D'Angelo.

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 11d

I think Jeepers Creepers should be a cautionary tale for men who don't listen to women. 🤷🏾‍♀️

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 12d

Every Monday since 9/29, I watch a scary movie that I've never seen before. Today's choice was such a disappointment lol

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Princess @themultiplemom.bsky.social · 14d

What did the cereal bring to the bank?

Chex.

a woman with purple hair is smiling while sitting next to a man in a white shirt .

ALT: a woman with purple hair is smiling while sitting next to a man in a white shirt .

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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 14d

M3GAN 2.0 was trash.

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 14d

The First Omen was surprisingly really good. It's giving The Omen meets Rosemary's Baby

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 15d

My poor lady 😔

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 15d

My grandmother's sister passed away two weeks ago and today is the funeral. I don't think I've ever seen my grandma look so sad and defeated. It's hard to watch...

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 15d

The plot to Orphan: First Kill is fucking brilliant!

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Gabby🦋📚 @melaninn05.bsky.social · 16d

Damn we really could’ve had a qualified beautiful black woman as president with a silky AND kept all our rights and possibly received more 😢💔

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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 15d

It really is a cuddle on the couch with a glass of wine and popcorn type of evening.

stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 17d

I had my gynecologist cracking up throughout my entire appointment with my shenanigans. Love that for her.

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💫 11•02 💫 PhD Dropout | they/them @lenadreamsingld.blacksky.app · 18d

Lowkey, wish white people would go back to Olde English slang and stop butchering AAVE

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