Gay Penber
@stopmakingsnes.bsky.social
cartoonist and quilter (it's kyle)
Why is Harrison Whitaker from Jeopardy kinda... 😏
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Why is Harrison Whitaker from Jeopardy kinda... 😏
Ok actually I will add to the bi discourse by saying bi women stop bringing your straight BFs to gay events and then I hit on them and find out they're only here to uncomfortably hang with you
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Ok actually I will add to the bi discourse by saying bi women stop bringing your straight BFs to gay events and then I hit on them and find out they're only here to uncomfortably hang with you
Why am I seeing top/bottom/side discourse and bi vs pan discourse shut UP
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Why am I seeing top/bottom/side discourse and bi vs pan discourse shut UP
Mister NastyPig logo merch, if you're listening, you have reached into the psyche of the gay public and you have harnessed ugliness for self enrichment purposes
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Mister NastyPig logo merch, if you're listening, you have reached into the psyche of the gay public and you have harnessed ugliness for self enrichment purposes
Who wants me to mail them a Christmas cookie box (real)
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Who wants me to mail them a Christmas cookie box (real)
Post something random or you'll have an awful December...
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December...
Smack barm pea wet
“Aw yew arvin a laurf”
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Smack barm pea wet
Hey everyone just remember if you call it the "Macy's Day Parade" I'm coming to your house to poison all your food
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hey everyone just remember if you call it the "Macy's Day Parade" I'm coming to your house to poison all your food
Now why did I just watch my husband pour bacon grease down the drain...
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Now why did I just watch my husband pour bacon grease down the drain...
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We should be able to get revenge
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We should be able to get revenge
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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Maybe men would read fiction if publishing hadn't completely pivoted to home decor special collectors editions and still made mass market paperbacks with sick paintings of wizards on the cover
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Maybe men would read fiction if publishing hadn't completely pivoted to home decor special collectors editions and still made mass market paperbacks with sick paintings of wizards on the cover
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hi queen. my shop is open once again ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
hi queen. my shop is open once again ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ ＢＵＹ
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this holiday season, i hope you’ll think of the places that really need your support–amazon, disney, and the big-box retailers out by the highway
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
this holiday season, i hope you’ll think of the places that really need your support–amazon, disney, and the big-box retailers out by the highway
I forgot I put a new display name
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I forgot I put a new display name
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Their logo went hard like why lie
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Their logo went hard like why lie
Only been in therapy 2 months but I have Developed Opinions
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Only been in therapy 2 months but I have Developed Opinions
If you haven't seen this fuck you youtu.be/Ovb56dlcodE?...
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If you haven't seen this fuck you youtu.be/Ovb56dlcodE?...
I am going to watch a Christmas movie tonight. No one can stop me. I've earned this (by being insanely lonely and depressed)
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I am going to watch a Christmas movie tonight. No one can stop me. I've earned this (by being insanely lonely and depressed)
How is anyone just now hearing of substack?! And how have you missed the last 6 years of discourse about how they go out of their way to platform transphobes and Nazis?!
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
How is anyone just now hearing of substack?! And how have you missed the last 6 years of discourse about how they go out of their way to platform transphobes and Nazis?!
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We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
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We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
Potatoes, easy.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Potatoes, easy.
ISN'T THERE ANYONE? WHO WANTS TO POOL OUR MONEY TO BUY A LARGE AMOUNT OF UNDEVELOPED LAND? AND ERECT AN UNPERMITTED STRUCTURE TO LIVE IN?
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
ISN'T THERE ANYONE? WHO WANTS TO POOL OUR MONEY TO BUY A LARGE AMOUNT OF UNDEVELOPED LAND? AND ERECT AN UNPERMITTED STRUCTURE TO LIVE IN?