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Rob
@stpaulbikescum.bsky.social
No longer supporting Netscape
My phone says I should be asleep.
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The Nativity…

Boy band.
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When you realize the show you are going to has a running time of 2:30hrs.
a baby in a striped shirt covering his face with his hands
Alt: a baby in a striped shirt covering his face with his hands
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December 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The weather channel app redesign sucks.

Like - why is the navigation at the top???

Also - who watches weather videos?

Just bad design and UX.
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
How will they make Teams even worse with the latest update?
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by Rob
Chicago=Father
Milwaukee=Son
St. Paul=Holy Spirit
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Season of Cookies.
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is apparently the year my crazy cousins have decided to try to reconnect via Xmas cards.

Nice try, weirdos.
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m not sure why people make 30 minute meetings at my company.

Like - it takes 10 minutes just for everyone to fucking show up.
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Reposted by Rob
"This Charming Man" by The Smiths
Album: "Hatful of Hollow"
Time: 6:41 pm
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ever eat a carrot and you’re like -

Damn that’s a good carrot.
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ok. Covid shot makes gut be kicking in.
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
They’re closing down the Anheuser-Busch in my home town.
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
No kings…
But czars are okay?
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It only feels like -1°
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m now listening to Christmas music.

I can’t help it

It’s beautiful.

I don’t give a shit about gawd or Christ or religion but I love the music it has inspired.

If the rest of it were this good… maybe.
December 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Iggy voice:

Night plowin, We’re Night plowin,
We make it passable
Night plowin we’re night plowin
Might have to tow your ass
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You know who else had a red nose and saved Christmas?
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Christ! The savior is born!

-Punctuation matters.
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Reposted by Rob
Reminder Minnesota: Congresswoman Angie Craig voted for the Lake Riley Act that took away due process from immigrants. She is partly responsible for the kidnapping of immigrants and families being ripped apart.
Trump at the White House congressional ball: "You passed the Laken Riley to get criminal aliens off the street so the don't kill our people, hurt our people, mug our people, slice up our people, which is what they did. They're not doing it so much."
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There’s broccoli in there. Somewhere. I swear.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Have to start giving my cat miralax how was your day?
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by Rob
This only happens when @seankershaw.bsky.social 's crew at Public Works are cooking up an incredible Snow Emergency Stew
Since when does this building in downtown Saint Paul do this?
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“NIGHT PLOW RULES IN EFFECT”

Is something I saw on a sign and that rocks.

What’s even cooler? Night plow in German is Nachtpflug

Nachtpflugregelung in Kraft!!!!
a group of people are riding on the back of a large dragon
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December 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Mawr Kawfee
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM