Strandschaf
strandschaf.bsky.social
Strandschaf
@strandschaf.bsky.social
he/him; proud of my kids; Guardian reading, tofu eating wokeratus; LGBTQIA+ supporter; #fcknazis, #fckafd, #fcktrump; ✊ ÖPN✌️; LLM-AI vegan; no DMs w/o interaction; 🌍 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🇺🇦
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I'm new here and I mean really new! I'm an old fart and don't think that I have a lot of interesting things to say.

My newspaper came here and I decided to create my first social media account, just to hike the number of users.
It's payment time for Rachel Reeves letting the banks off the hook. I seriously doubt whether that is in any way as beneficial as a higher tax on banks.
JP Morgan boss gave go-ahead for new £3bn tower in London after UK assurances | JP Morgan | The Guardian
Decision by US bank’s CEO Jamie Dimon followed trip to New York by top adviser to Keir Starmer
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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LSM reports that Latvia plans to dismantle the railway tracks leading to Russia. This measure is being considered as one of the options for strengthening national defense and security amid the tense situation on the eastern border.
eng.lsm.lv/article/econ...
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
A lobby organisation for companies in family ownership called for a dialogue with the AfD (the far-right party in Germany that Elon Skum, Vance, and Rubio openly supported). A large chain of drugstores left the organisation, another didn't.

I think no German is necessary to decipher the joke. 😁
AfD: Alternative für Drogerien. 😊
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If I got that right, creating the UK budget is a top-secret procedure, leaking like a sieve. The UK's Chancellor of the Exchequer (finance minister) then carries it in this famous red briefcase to the parliament for the reveal. (if not some public servant publishes it online 40 minutes earlier). 😂
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
She definitely gave a better summary than CNN. 😂
"Imagine you stole all of the intellectual property in the world. And you're using it to help people write middling emails and make revenge porn about women, and also children. And you're powering this plagiarism and non-consensual porn machine by eating up what's left of humanity's carbon budget."
How to explain AI to your family this holiday season | CNN Business
Politics, football and movies are among the many topics that tend to come up around Thanksgiving. In 2025, a new question may arise at the table: Why the heck is everyone talking about AI, and what sh...
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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What if.........
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Even with all the heartbreak, hate, and devastation he brought, sometimes you can't help but laugh. The idea that a president has nobody who says to him, "No, don't press 'Post'" is ridiculous.
Piggy wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The UK's judiciary showed us what to do with Russian traitors. Being bribed over years to read speeches actually written by Russia sent him to prison for 10.5 years. Nigel Farage "hardly knew" his fellow MEP and the leader of UKIP and Reform Wales...

Nice podcast for a run or a long walk:
How Nigel Farage’s ‘right-hand man’ in Europe was unmasked as a traitor – podcast | Reform UK | The Guardian
Nathan Gill was an MEP for the Brexit party and Ukip, and later became Reform UK’s leader in Wales. Now he has been jailed for 10 years for taking bribes to make pro-Russia statements. Luke Harding reports
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I guess The Clown is already writing an EO to prohibit suing an AI company. At least those who bought crypto from him.
ChatGPT firm blames boy’s suicide on ‘misuse’ of its technology
OpenAI responds to lawsuit claiming its chatbot encouraged California teenager to kill himself
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
😂🎯
“We are ramping up sanctions on Russia…

We are freezing known Russian assets…

But let me be clear, I don’t actually mean the right honourable member for Clacton.”
Reeves aims a searing ‘Russian assets’ gibe at Farage
Rachel Reeves used her Budget speech to jab at Nigel Farage, invoking Russia amid renewed security concerns
eastangliabylines.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So it was only a concept, with a deadline until Thursday. A concept of a plan? The healthcare plan is coming since 2016. We'll see in two weeks...
Trump on his administration's initial Russia-friendly peace plan: "That was not a plan. It was a concept."
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Willkommen @bpb.de und auf gut deutsch: Fuck Xhitter.
Die @bpb.de hat sich von X verabschiedet und wird deswegen massiv von rechts kritisiert. Ich denke, da sollte man mal reinfolgen.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Lil' Orban is at it again:
Freedom of press
Freedom of pres
Freedom of president
Larry Ellison discussed axing CNN hosts with White House in takeover bid talks
Exclusive: Senior officials indicated favorability toward Paramount Skydance acquiring Warner Bros Discovery
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Regarding the Guardian's article about Farage's racist and Nazi behaviour: "A Reform spokesperson [...] Asked whether the party would sue the Guardian, he responded: “Not at this stage.”"

So, Reform doesn't want a court to reject the libel allegation because the article is😢 factually correct? 😢
Reform’s ‘Trumpian’ legal threats hint at more aggressive approach to media | Reform UK | The Guardian
Ultimatums sent to publications appear to intensify as Nigel Farage’s party rises in polls
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Das ist doch super! Da können die doch super zusammen mit der AfD die 90-jährigen Jubiläen feiern, die noch bis 2027 kommen. Die damaligen "early adopters" müssen dann halt auf das 100-jährige 2033/34 warten. Dann gleich, mit Familienunternehmers Hilfe, in der Regierung.
Wirtschaft - Familienunternehmer öffnen sich für Gespräche mit der AfD
Der Verband der Familienunternehmer öffnet sich prinzipiell für Gespräche mit der AfD, will aber auf kritischem Kurs bleiben.
www.deutschlandfunk.de
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
товарищ Краснов delivered to his puppet master.
Disarray over leaked US-Russia peace plan is ideal scenario for Putin | Vladimir Putin | The Guardian
Ukraine has been cornered into weighing terms it cannot accept and faces threat of losing its most important ally
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
After threatening a military invasion of the EU on his first day and again and again, The Clown is at it again. They asked the government of Greenland to establish meetings without the Danish government present, to which they said 'naamik'. Sadly I didn't find what "Fuck off" is in Greenlandic.
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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That’s why I like to prepare mine the same way as RFK!
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
🤣
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Elon Skum: “I don’t know of a case where an organization has been more transparent than the Doge organization.”

Right, there was never a more transparent venture to destroy the government and distribute the pillage among corrupt billionaires.
‘That doesn’t exist’: Doge reportedly quietly disbanded ahead of schedule
Statement by Trump administration confirms longstanding suspicions that Musk-led agency is on its way out
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
A counter proposal to Putin's evil plan from the EU.
European countries propose radically different Ukraine peace plan to US
Document omits some of Washington’s pro-Russia points and calls for Kyiv’s sovereignty to be respected
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Clown has Putin's "peace" plan!
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM