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a work of non-fiction; completely alive and for real
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I'm in a rather desperate financial situation so against my better judgment I am opening up music commissions. 3 slots, $75/min, $100 upfront and the rest upon completion of the piece. Arrangements or originals. I work slow due to disability, sorry. Examples of my work at music.sylveon.gay
December 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm in a rather desperate financial situation so against my better judgment I am opening up music commissions. 3 slots, $75/min, $100 upfront and the rest upon completion of the piece. Arrangements or originals. I work slow due to disability, sorry. Examples of my work at music.sylveon.gay
Next time the should book a whole resort for the apes.
December 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Next time the should book a whole resort for the apes.
no better feeling than when the film on Tubi is a 720p upload of a VHS rip
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
no better feeling than when the film on Tubi is a 720p upload of a VHS rip
the only thing jimmy fallon should host is a parasite
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
the only thing jimmy fallon should host is a parasite
bret mckenzie's recent appearance on romesh ranganathan's podcast is very very funny
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
bret mckenzie's recent appearance on romesh ranganathan's podcast is very very funny
is the elephant in the room with us right now?
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
is the elephant in the room with us right now?
my specialty is spelling bureaucratic so incorrectly that spellcheck just stares at me blankly
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
my specialty is spelling bureaucratic so incorrectly that spellcheck just stares at me blankly
youtube used to be 4 minutes and now youtube is 4 hours. what’s that about
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
youtube used to be 4 minutes and now youtube is 4 hours. what’s that about
did lord of the ring really happen?
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
did lord of the ring really happen?
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humpty dumpty was an egg sac. when he fell off the wall and broke, the hundreds of smaller humpty dumpty eggs inside him spawned and escaped..
April 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
humpty dumpty was an egg sac. when he fell off the wall and broke, the hundreds of smaller humpty dumpty eggs inside him spawned and escaped..
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not enough people are standing in the middle of roundabouts shrieking
March 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
not enough people are standing in the middle of roundabouts shrieking
Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.
are any of these men funny? i do not get the sense that any of these men are very funny. the beatles' secret sauce was that they were funny
The 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics will officially star:
• Harris Dickinson as John Lennon
• Paul Mescal as Paul McCartney
• Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr
• Joseph Quinn as George Harrison
All in theaters on April 2028
• Harris Dickinson as John Lennon
• Paul Mescal as Paul McCartney
• Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr
• Joseph Quinn as George Harrison
All in theaters on April 2028
April 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
are any of these men funny? i do not get the sense that any of these men are very funny. the beatles' secret sauce was that they were funny
you would have to murder me with a pickaxe in order to get me to watch the minecraft movie. and then i would be dead, so i wouldn't have to watch the minecraft movie
April 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
you would have to murder me with a pickaxe in order to get me to watch the minecraft movie. and then i would be dead, so i wouldn't have to watch the minecraft movie
"am I more than you bargained for yet?" is such a banger opening line and we'd do well to remember that.
April 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"am I more than you bargained for yet?" is such a banger opening line and we'd do well to remember that.
today im pissed off at the use of the word “unextraordinary”. that’s just ordinary bitch!
April 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
today im pissed off at the use of the word “unextraordinary”. that’s just ordinary bitch!
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GAROL has been added to the cast of Avengers Doomsday
March 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
GAROL has been added to the cast of Avengers Doomsday
why are you laughing? you're making a mockery of the ManGrate.
March 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
why are you laughing? you're making a mockery of the ManGrate.
the funniest line in star trek TNG is "are you saying I'm some... blind ghost with clothes?"
March 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the funniest line in star trek TNG is "are you saying I'm some... blind ghost with clothes?"
real talk were paul simon and julio doing gay stuff down by the school yard?
March 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
real talk were paul simon and julio doing gay stuff down by the school yard?
can't stop listening to Sludgefest
March 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
can't stop listening to Sludgefest