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Stu turtle doves
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· Nov 17
Echo chambers are great. It's like hanging out with your friends instead of arseholes who want everyone to have a terrible time.
2 of the wise men in my kid's nativity were off sick so this poor lad had to carry all the gifts on his own. He dropped them on the stage and got all flustered because he couldn't remember which was which between the frankincense and myrrh
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
2 of the wise men in my kid's nativity were off sick so this poor lad had to carry all the gifts on his own. He dropped them on the stage and got all flustered because he couldn't remember which was which between the frankincense and myrrh
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
Sharron Davies is a nasty bellend and was shit on Gladiators
December 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sharron Davies is a nasty bellend and was shit on Gladiators
Nuno's West Ham are going to relegate us
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Nuno's West Ham are going to relegate us
Found one. We're going in a dark direction now
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Found one. We're going in a dark direction now
The kids have turned the tables and hidden the elves
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The kids have turned the tables and hidden the elves
How many fishing boats do you have to blow up before Giovanni Infantino comes and tickles your balls?
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
How many fishing boats do you have to blow up before Giovanni Infantino comes and tickles your balls?
Just been to Tesco's and all the food has gone anti-woke, with PROTEIN plastered all over the packaging. The libs being owned by chicken soup.
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just been to Tesco's and all the food has gone anti-woke, with PROTEIN plastered all over the packaging. The libs being owned by chicken soup.
That's the shittest bicycle kick that's ever bobbled into the net
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
That's the shittest bicycle kick that's ever bobbled into the net
That's never a penalty
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
That's never a penalty
That's my secret Santa present sorted
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
That's my secret Santa present sorted
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Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
Someone shared a thing about Clare's Law on our local FB group but they ended up deleting it because loads of blokes were in the comments crying sexism because men suffer domestic violence too. Proper arseholes.
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Someone shared a thing about Clare's Law on our local FB group but they ended up deleting it because loads of blokes were in the comments crying sexism because men suffer domestic violence too. Proper arseholes.
Liverpool will be fine once Isak comes back from his strike
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Liverpool will be fine once Isak comes back from his strike
The grown-ups in charge are grown-upping again
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The grown-ups in charge are grown-upping again
Watching The Hack and Dougray Scott absolutely nailing the Gordon Brown jaw drop. Mesmerising stuff
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Watching The Hack and Dougray Scott absolutely nailing the Gordon Brown jaw drop. Mesmerising stuff
I will once again not be taking part in Whamageddon because Last Christmas is an all-time banger and I will happily listen to it on loop.
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I will once again not be taking part in Whamageddon because Last Christmas is an all-time banger and I will happily listen to it on loop.
This man is nearly 60
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This man is nearly 60
Anfield is really starting to become a fortress for Forest
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Anfield is really starting to become a fortress for Forest
Slot's shit isn't he?
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Slot's shit isn't he?