@suprpopulresco.bsky.social
It’s wild that I can blow weed smoke and flick my blunt ash right in front of a police officer, and my buddy right next to me will get a ticket for an open @Heineken bottle.
a man is standing in front of a white board with math equations on it .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a white board with math equations on it .
media.tenor.com
July 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s wild that I can blow weed smoke and flick my blunt ash right in front of a police officer, and my buddy right next to me will get a ticket for an open @Heineken bottle.
Tony Stark's alcoholism. Stephen Strange's hubris. Peter Parker’s doubt. Marvel has always dealt with real life internal conflict and drama… but Bob Reynolds’s shit DIFFERENT.
May 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Tony Stark's alcoholism. Stephen Strange's hubris. Peter Parker’s doubt. Marvel has always dealt with real life internal conflict and drama… but Bob Reynolds’s shit DIFFERENT.
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I hate gentrification. My white neighbors just flexed on me by calling the concierge by his government name.
I been calling this dude "Pumpkin Head" for EIGHT months!!! 🤦🏾♂️
I been calling this dude "Pumpkin Head" for EIGHT months!!! 🤦🏾♂️
April 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I hate gentrification. My white neighbors just flexed on me by calling the concierge by his government name.
I been calling this dude "Pumpkin Head" for EIGHT months!!! 🤦🏾♂️
I been calling this dude "Pumpkin Head" for EIGHT months!!! 🤦🏾♂️
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This is Tuna. You have once again taken him to the vet instead of the park. Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, even more shame on you. 13/10 (IG: tunathekahuna)
April 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This is Tuna. You have once again taken him to the vet instead of the park. Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, even more shame on you. 13/10 (IG: tunathekahuna)
"Captain’s log, star date, zero, four, two, zero…"
April 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"Captain’s log, star date, zero, four, two, zero…"
Marco Rubio has, in 38 days, personally reviewed over 13,000 USAID contracts. That’s almost 350 contracts a day.
There’s only one man who can read that fast:
There’s only one man who can read that fast:
a man wearing a beanie and a necklace with a steering wheel on it drinks from a glass
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media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Marco Rubio has, in 38 days, personally reviewed over 13,000 USAID contracts. That’s almost 350 contracts a day.
There’s only one man who can read that fast:
There’s only one man who can read that fast:
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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
theonion.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
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Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
February 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1453
March 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1453
The North American Potted house cat. Conchus Sprouticus.
February 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The North American Potted house cat. Conchus Sprouticus.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1439
February 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1439
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i am 100% certain that they are weekend at bernie-ing trump and just handing him papers to sign, the content of which is determined by whoever happens to want something to happen
Trump just issued an executive order titled: ADDRESSING EGREGIOUS ACTIONS OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA
It says "the United States shall promote the resettlement of Afrikaner refugees escaping government-sponsored race-based discrimination, including racially discriminatory property confiscation"
It says "the United States shall promote the resettlement of Afrikaner refugees escaping government-sponsored race-based discrimination, including racially discriminatory property confiscation"
February 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i am 100% certain that they are weekend at bernie-ing trump and just handing him papers to sign, the content of which is determined by whoever happens to want something to happen
I don’t know if y’all know, but #ArmoredMMA is absolutely insane.
February 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I don’t know if y’all know, but #ArmoredMMA is absolutely insane.
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Marko Elez's reported resignation has interesting implications for Musk/DOGE control over Treasury payment data. Elez was one of only two DOGE affiliates permitted by court order to access the data, and DOJ claimed that the other (Tom Krause) had only supervised Elez's work.
![ORDER
(February 6, 2025)
With the consent of the parties, the Court DEFERS RULING on the Plaintiffs' [8] Motion
for a Temporary Restraining Order and ORDERS as follows:
• The Defendants will not provide access to any payment record or payment system of
records maintained by or within the Bureau of the Fiscal Service, except that the
Defendants may provide access to any of the following people:
• Mr. Tom Krause, a Special Government Employee in the Department of the
Treasury, as needed for the performance of his duties, provided that such access to
payment records will be "read only";
• Mr. Marko Elez, a Special Government Employee in the Department of the
Treasury, as needed for the performance of his duties, provided that such access to
payment records will be "read only";
• Any person who is an employee (but not a Special Government Employee) of the
Department of the Treasury and who has a need for the record or system of records
in the performance of their duties;](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreieyslwq4aeed6wfnkfoxqq4kyuef56eszhofrmbmfwjgbbqn3jiwu@jpeg)
February 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Marko Elez's reported resignation has interesting implications for Musk/DOGE control over Treasury payment data. Elez was one of only two DOGE affiliates permitted by court order to access the data, and DOJ claimed that the other (Tom Krause) had only supervised Elez's work.
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Wait. Have @doge and Elon just been pulling numbers from usaspending.gov ?
Then releasing it as if they discovered it ?
Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me.
Very Trump like too.
Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?
Then releasing it as if they discovered it ?
Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me.
Very Trump like too.
Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?
USAspending.gov
usaspending.gov
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Wait. Have @doge and Elon just been pulling numbers from usaspending.gov ?
Then releasing it as if they discovered it ?
Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me.
Very Trump like too.
Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?
Then releasing it as if they discovered it ?
Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me.
Very Trump like too.
Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1429
February 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1429
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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"I went to a doctor and all he did was drain my blood. Do NOT go to Dr Acula."
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"I went to a doctor and all he did was drain my blood. Do NOT go to Dr Acula."
Blackness is having eighteen dollars until payday and spending twelve dollars on lotion.
Understand me.
Understand me.
February 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Blackness is having eighteen dollars until payday and spending twelve dollars on lotion.
Understand me.
Understand me.
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. “I can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol,” the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he […]
theonion.com
February 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1411
January 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1411