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Svenllama Mountbatten Windsor
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"Are you there, God? It's me, Svenllama."

The same Svenllama from the other site, still driving around Massachusetts apple orchard country in an old Honda, listening to the JAMC and rooting for SAFC.
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ATTN NEW FOLLOWERS: My top dozen preoccupations...

1. Old Hondas
2. The Jesus & Mary Chain
3. The Counting Crows' plane crash
4. The unmade Ken Burns AIDS film
5. New Order
6. Sunderland AFC
7. Model trains
8. Supply chain mgmt
9. The Midwest
10. Frank Lloyd Wright
11. Massachusetts
12. #DADZ stuff
John Ratzenberger (best known for playing Cliff Clavin on Cheers) invented a biodegradable alternative to Styrofoam peanuts in the late 80s, sold his innovation to a big packaging company, and kept his day job. It is, fittingly, the most Cliff Clavin thing anyone has ever done.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The surest sign that Frank Sinatra was a made man is that he's been dead for almost 30 years and you still can't find anyone willing to talk shit about him on the record.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Wait, what?
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The algorithm has decided that what I really am is a Japanese salaryman. Sure. Why not?
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Get a load of this MF'er doing an oil change in a Honda and not getting oil all over himself. For those of us who have gone all the way down the Honda rabbit hole, this is an insider flex.
No glove mess free oil change💯
#shorts Love a mess free job :) Don't forget to subscribe and watch the next one also! Credit: TE VIDEOS
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November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"You call me a fool / You say it's a crazy scheme / This one's for real / I already bought the dream / So useless to ask me why / Throw a kiss and say goodbye / I'll make it this time / I'm ready to cross that fine line"
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I love when they have British celebrities on Bakeoff. Some rando named, like, Eleanor Jones is 'can't walk down the street' famous for her portrayal of Priya on a long-running soap opera called "Marylebone" or something, and nobody who isn't from the island has ever heard of her.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Two, four, six, eight, how do we dissociate?
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If I was a billionaire, I would commission Aardman to do a documentary about the Isabella Stewart Garden Museum heist in which it is strongly implied but never outright stated that Feathers McGraw was behind the whole thing.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The gap between the release of The Spaghetti Incident and the release of Chinese Democracy is two years (730 days) shorter than the gap between the release of Chinese Democracy and the current day. As you were.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
EVERYTHING RAVAGED, EVERYTHING BURNED.
thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them."
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"And I don't even care / To shake these zipper blues..."
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I have just learned that Natalie Merchant introduces "These Are Days" by saying, "I'm taking you back to your dorm room." Outstanding. Zero edits.
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Shakespeare in the Park.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The AMC Matador was one of the most beautiful cars ever built.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I put on the Stone Roses in the car a little while back. After about half a dozen songs, my wife diplomatically said, "I think it's great that we don't have to like all the same things."
At Uni I bought a dreadful Stone Roses live bootleg and Mani was the only one putting in a solid performance. Brown was hopelessly out of tune, the supposedly legendary Squire couldn’t play his own bloody songs and Robbie Maddix was, at best, miscast.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Giraffes are my favorite animal at the zoo. As you were.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
At least one of the Dude Perfect guys is in the closet. I have no opinion or insight as to which one it is.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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As they dumped the tea, the crowd chanted “Dunkin! Dunkin!”
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"And with a sigh, the twenty-first century dies."
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey" has the sickest bass part.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It takes the length Tears for Fears' "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" to put away the dishes in the dishwasher and the drying rack next to the kitchen sink.
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"So when you look at me / You better look hard and look twice / Is that me, baby? / Or just a brilliant disguise?"
a man singing into a microphone on a stage
ALT: a man singing into a microphone on a stage
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November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM