Svenllama P.
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"Are you there, God? It's me, Svenllama." The same Svenllama from the other site, still driving around Massachusetts apple orchard country in an old Honda, listening to the JAMC and rooting for SAFC.
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ATTN NEW FOLLOWERS: My top dozen preoccupations...

1. Old Hondas
2. The Jesus & Mary Chain
3. The Counting Crows' plane crash
4. The unmade Ken Burns AIDS film
5. New Order
6. Sunderland AFC
7. Model trains
8. Supply chain mgmt
9. The Midwest
10. Frank Lloyd Wright
11. Massachusetts
12. #DADZ stuff
svenllama.bsky.social
Anyone who wants to become a software engineer should do a multi-year apprenticeship loading tape backups and programming mainframes with punch cards and teletype terminals, like sushi chefs spending years learning how to make rice before they're allowed to touch the fish.
svenllama.bsky.social
The Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch" is my favorite Erasure song.
svenllama.bsky.social
"Oh, you're really into Japanese culture, huh? Tell me the names of the prefectures that have produced the winning teams from the last 3 Koshien high school baseball tournaments."
svenllama.bsky.social
TIL that there there people who didn't immediately recognize that "You Get What You Give" was an all-time classic pop song when it was first released.
iamtherog.com
This song came on at the restaurant where my wife and I were eating tonight and k said “imagine going back to 1999 and telling people that THIS song would be the one that stuck from this era.”
dannyvegito.bsky.social
You guys wish you were on the level of sincerity I’m on. I’m listening to You Get What You Give by New Radicals and feeling emotions. As a matter of fact I DO have the music in me. I DO have the dreamers’ disease.
svenllama.bsky.social
Choose your own adventure!
svenllama.bsky.social
I won't begrudge you a specific fave, but I stand by the basic principle of this.
svenllama.bsky.social
I will see you and raise you. The action begins at the 3 minute mark.

youtu.be/qZDsLr9J26E?...
svenllama.bsky.social
This supports my theory that Taylor Swift serves the same function for white women born between 1985 and 2000 that Bruce Springsteen serves for white men born between 1945 and 1960.
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
svenllama.bsky.social
I've said it before and I'll say it again: making an album that dark and then calling it PORNOGRAPHY is one of the most badass moves you'll ever see.
svenllama.bsky.social
Disintegration, Wish, Pornography, Head on the Door, Songs of a Lost World, Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me, Wild Mood Swings, Bloodflowers, Japanese Whispers, Seventeen Seconds, Faith, 3 Imaginary Boys, The Top, 4:13 Dream, Self Titled.
svenllama.bsky.social
If you swap the b-sides in for the lesser album tracks, Wild Mood Swings really comes into its own. You wanna sneak Dredd Song on there too, I won't stop you.
svenllama.bsky.social
Somewhere in Britain, Marco Pierre White is teaching a young chef how to kill Gordon Ramsay with a lightsaber.
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socialistboat.dad
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
svenllama.bsky.social
My stupid brain is playing tricks on me.
svenllama.bsky.social
"Svenllama you suck / Svenllama you suck / Svenllama you don't do anything of value."
svenllama.bsky.social
[An EMF meter that measures Theater Kid energy]
svenllama.bsky.social
I don't understand the things that some people get romantic about, but I'm sure there's lots of things that I get romantic about that make no sense to them. So that's fine.
svenllama.bsky.social
I don't think people appreciate how strange the last couple years of the 90s got.