Svenllama Mountbatten Windsor
@svenllama.bsky.social
"Are you there, God? It's me, Svenllama."
The same Svenllama from the other site, still driving around Massachusetts apple orchard country in an old Honda, listening to the JAMC and rooting for SAFC.
The same Svenllama from the other site, still driving around Massachusetts apple orchard country in an old Honda, listening to the JAMC and rooting for SAFC.
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ATTN NEW FOLLOWERS: My top dozen preoccupations...
1. Old Hondas
2. The Jesus & Mary Chain
3. The Counting Crows' plane crash
4. The unmade Ken Burns AIDS film
5. New Order
6. Sunderland AFC
7. Model trains
8. Supply chain mgmt
9. The Midwest
10. Frank Lloyd Wright
11. Massachusetts
12. #DADZ stuff
1. Old Hondas
2. The Jesus & Mary Chain
3. The Counting Crows' plane crash
4. The unmade Ken Burns AIDS film
5. New Order
6. Sunderland AFC
7. Model trains
8. Supply chain mgmt
9. The Midwest
10. Frank Lloyd Wright
11. Massachusetts
12. #DADZ stuff
Walk right in, it's around the back. Just a half a mile from the railroad track.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Walk right in, it's around the back. Just a half a mile from the railroad track.
I want to go there.
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I want to go there.
If you live in the United Kingdom, you can make this happen.
WHAT IF
THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE
A DAY OF PIE
BREAKFAST PIE
SAVORY PIE
SWEET PIE
SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE
PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE
THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE
A DAY OF PIE
BREAKFAST PIE
SAVORY PIE
SWEET PIE
SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE
PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE
WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If you live in the United Kingdom, you can make this happen.
John Ratzenberger (best known for playing Cliff Clavin on Cheers) invented a biodegradable alternative to Styrofoam peanuts in the late 80s, sold his innovation to a big packaging company, and kept his day job. It is, fittingly, the most Cliff Clavin thing anyone has ever done.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
John Ratzenberger (best known for playing Cliff Clavin on Cheers) invented a biodegradable alternative to Styrofoam peanuts in the late 80s, sold his innovation to a big packaging company, and kept his day job. It is, fittingly, the most Cliff Clavin thing anyone has ever done.
The surest sign that Frank Sinatra was a made man is that he's been dead for almost 30 years and you still can't find anyone willing to talk shit about him on the record.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The surest sign that Frank Sinatra was a made man is that he's been dead for almost 30 years and you still can't find anyone willing to talk shit about him on the record.
Wait, what?
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Wait, what?
The algorithm has decided that what I really am is a Japanese salaryman. Sure. Why not?
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The algorithm has decided that what I really am is a Japanese salaryman. Sure. Why not?
Get a load of this MF'er doing an oil change in a Honda and not getting oil all over himself. For those of us who have gone all the way down the Honda rabbit hole, this is an insider flex.
No glove mess free oil change💯
#shorts
Love a mess free job :)
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November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Get a load of this MF'er doing an oil change in a Honda and not getting oil all over himself. For those of us who have gone all the way down the Honda rabbit hole, this is an insider flex.
"You call me a fool / You say it's a crazy scheme / This one's for real / I already bought the dream / So useless to ask me why / Throw a kiss and say goodbye / I'll make it this time / I'm ready to cross that fine line"
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"You call me a fool / You say it's a crazy scheme / This one's for real / I already bought the dream / So useless to ask me why / Throw a kiss and say goodbye / I'll make it this time / I'm ready to cross that fine line"
I love when they have British celebrities on Bakeoff. Some rando named, like, Eleanor Jones is 'can't walk down the street' famous for her portrayal of Priya on a long-running soap opera called "Marylebone" or something, and nobody who isn't from the island has ever heard of her.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I love when they have British celebrities on Bakeoff. Some rando named, like, Eleanor Jones is 'can't walk down the street' famous for her portrayal of Priya on a long-running soap opera called "Marylebone" or something, and nobody who isn't from the island has ever heard of her.
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Two, four, six, eight, how do we dissociate?
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Two, four, six, eight, how do we dissociate?
If I was a billionaire, I would commission Aardman to do a documentary about the Isabella Stewart Garden Museum heist in which it is strongly implied but never outright stated that Feathers McGraw was behind the whole thing.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If I was a billionaire, I would commission Aardman to do a documentary about the Isabella Stewart Garden Museum heist in which it is strongly implied but never outright stated that Feathers McGraw was behind the whole thing.
The gap between the release of The Spaghetti Incident and the release of Chinese Democracy is two years (730 days) shorter than the gap between the release of Chinese Democracy and the current day. As you were.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The gap between the release of The Spaghetti Incident and the release of Chinese Democracy is two years (730 days) shorter than the gap between the release of Chinese Democracy and the current day. As you were.
EVERYTHING RAVAGED, EVERYTHING BURNED.
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
EVERYTHING RAVAGED, EVERYTHING BURNED.
"There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them."
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them."
"And I don't even care / To shake these zipper blues..."
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"And I don't even care / To shake these zipper blues..."
I have just learned that Natalie Merchant introduces "These Are Days" by saying, "I'm taking you back to your dorm room." Outstanding. Zero edits.
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I have just learned that Natalie Merchant introduces "These Are Days" by saying, "I'm taking you back to your dorm room." Outstanding. Zero edits.
Shakespeare in the Park.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Shakespeare in the Park.
The AMC Matador was one of the most beautiful cars ever built.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The AMC Matador was one of the most beautiful cars ever built.
Primal Scream with Mani. Nobody better.
Primal Scream - Kowalski (Official Video)
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November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Primal Scream with Mani. Nobody better.
I put on the Stone Roses in the car a little while back. After about half a dozen songs, my wife diplomatically said, "I think it's great that we don't have to like all the same things."
At Uni I bought a dreadful Stone Roses live bootleg and Mani was the only one putting in a solid performance. Brown was hopelessly out of tune, the supposedly legendary Squire couldn’t play his own bloody songs and Robbie Maddix was, at best, miscast.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I put on the Stone Roses in the car a little while back. After about half a dozen songs, my wife diplomatically said, "I think it's great that we don't have to like all the same things."
Giraffes are my favorite animal at the zoo. As you were.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Giraffes are my favorite animal at the zoo. As you were.
At least one of the Dude Perfect guys is in the closet. I have no opinion or insight as to which one it is.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
At least one of the Dude Perfect guys is in the closet. I have no opinion or insight as to which one it is.
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As they dumped the tea, the crowd chanted “Dunkin! Dunkin!”
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
As they dumped the tea, the crowd chanted “Dunkin! Dunkin!”
"And with a sigh, the twenty-first century dies."
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"And with a sigh, the twenty-first century dies."