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🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃

@sweepsmccool.bsky.social

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I have 1 million hobbies, Master of Dungeons, love/hate relationship with the Jerksonville Jerkuars

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🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · Jan 1

I hereby declare that the year of our lord 2025 will be the greatest, most successful year for sweeps and his merry band of - wait I’m 12 hours late? Never mind, scrap it, we’ll try again in 2026

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 7h

did the hank hill BWUHHHH seeing the Daniels injury

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 12d

I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy

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🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 10h

Brennan: [breaking down the complexities of the capitalistic exploitation of professional athletes]

Trevor: haha that's awesome man

Beardsley: you have *incredible* hair

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 10h

Trevor was throwing up all night because he was out late raging with the cast of Dimension 20

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🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 10h

big ham

TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 10h

DAVON HAMILTON SWATS GENO SMITH'S PASS AND DENIES THE RAIDERS' CHANCES AT A TWO-POINT CONVERSION! JAGUARS WIN!

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 10h

it takes less than 5 minutes if you read at a 5th grade level i promise

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 10h

read my fucking shit if you're on the can shitting your brains out from all the undercooked hot wings you ate today

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 18h

The second part of The Book of the Gods (The Book of Osi) is out now!

Discover along with Osi that being a God isn't as easy as one would think.

open.substack.com/pub/booksofg...

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 10h

we didn't have a tie, fortunately

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

raiders gonna go for 2 so we won't have a tie unfortunately

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 10h

Holy god they didn’t deserve to win that game BUT THEY DIIIIIIID MARK SCHLERETH EAT YOUR HEART OUT

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 10h

PREHEAT THAT GOD DAMN OVEN PEEEEEEEETE

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

He’s too old. He’s gonna die if this game goes on any longer than it should

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

A MEANINGFUL JHA SACK

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

raiders gonna go for 2 so we won't have a tie unfortunately

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🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

SUPAMAN

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

you have to sneak it again. you have to. it's so hard for this team to get a goddamn yard

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

you have to sneak it here. you have to

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

shouldn't be hard to cover their best player who is also a tight end

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

GREG JONES

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

all three starting WRs are hurt. so sick

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h

THROWING A BRICK THROUGH MY TV I HATE THIS FRANCHISE

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 12h

absolutely abysmal call. just take away the tackling

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🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 12h

that drive is why you shouldn't throw the ball if it's less than 10 yards to go or within the 10 yard line

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 12h

I yearn for this every time I have to listen to mark schlereth

treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 12h

Tony Romo just said "you look at those formations and how they formate things"

🎃 👻 Sweeps McGhoul 👻 🎃 @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 12h

Travon you fuckin moronic bum