Swift Rivers
@swiftrivers.bsky.social
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I spy….a man with a functioning brain:
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I spy….a man with a functioning brain:
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November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN FILES !
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN FILES !
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN FILES !
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN FILES !
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The only silver lining to last night’s cave.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The only silver lining to last night’s cave.
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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Any Democrat who "trusts" notoriously deceitful Republicans to keep their word on an ACA vote deal is too naive/stupid to be in office.
Let's fix that next time they are up for election. #PrimaryTheIdiots
Let's fix that next time they are up for election. #PrimaryTheIdiots
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Any Democrat who "trusts" notoriously deceitful Republicans to keep their word on an ACA vote deal is too naive/stupid to be in office.
Let's fix that next time they are up for election. #PrimaryTheIdiots
Let's fix that next time they are up for election. #PrimaryTheIdiots
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“This was a very very bad vote”
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“This was a very very bad vote”
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Cartoon by @rubenbolling.bsky.social.
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Cartoon by @rubenbolling.bsky.social.
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If Senile Satan gets his way, this is what the Washington Commanders stadium will look like.
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If Senile Satan gets his way, this is what the Washington Commanders stadium will look like.
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If I were to defy a court order, I'd be in jail, not building a ballroom.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If I were to defy a court order, I'd be in jail, not building a ballroom.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
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Donald Trump is now going all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court to take SNAP food benefits away from Americans in need.
California won't back down in court from supporting the tens of millions of Americans the Trump Administration seemingly wants to starve.
California won't back down in court from supporting the tens of millions of Americans the Trump Administration seemingly wants to starve.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Donald Trump is now going all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court to take SNAP food benefits away from Americans in need.
California won't back down in court from supporting the tens of millions of Americans the Trump Administration seemingly wants to starve.
California won't back down in court from supporting the tens of millions of Americans the Trump Administration seemingly wants to starve.
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Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽♂️
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽♂️
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Are they finally catching on to his eternal grifting and gaslighting?
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Are they finally catching on to his eternal grifting and gaslighting?
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🤣
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Finally!
This is the kind of rhetoric
I’ve been waiting to hear from SOMEONE in the US. 👊💥
This is the kind of rhetoric
I’ve been waiting to hear from SOMEONE in the US. 👊💥
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Finally!
This is the kind of rhetoric
I’ve been waiting to hear from SOMEONE in the US. 👊💥
This is the kind of rhetoric
I’ve been waiting to hear from SOMEONE in the US. 👊💥
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Know your rights when voting today.
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Know your rights when voting today.