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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · 1h

Watching Snabba Cash on Netflix and I fw the drama but it's frying me that in a show about swedish crime almost everyone is still melanated 🤣😭 feels propaganda-ish to me. Where's all the yt roadmen?!

Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · 2d

Ordering a cocktail without the alcohol ❌
Ordering a mocktail with extra alcohol ✅

Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 3d

At brunch and asked if I could get this mixed berry puree and orange juice mocktail on the menu but with prosecco in it

Bartender came out and called me a genius, I'm gonna be riding this high all day

Photo of me, wearing a green romper with a white tank top under it, hold up by drink proudly and beaming 😁

Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · 4d

As a youth I liked sativa but the older I get, the more I appreciate that strong indica ☝🏽

SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 5d

🍃🍃🍃🍃 do you prefer sativa, indica or a hybrid? 🍃🍃 #BLACKSKY

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · 12d

Shotgunning a seltzer in front of my dads ring camera so i can feel something

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ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 12d

Ya winsome but she just lost this one.

Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker standing at a microphone telling stand-up

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Sis. Petty Shabazz @deelo502.bsky.social · 13d

Imagine being the first artist in history to have your rap battle L cemented in a federal court opinion. 😭

Judge Vargas literally wrote that “‘Not Like Us’ dealt the metaphorical killing blow.”
Bro didn’t just lose the beef — he made it legally binding.

Take his shoestrings. 💀👟

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · 12d

Anyway give Danielle Brooks and her weepy eyes her gd Emmy pls and thx

Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · 12d

I will never let this go, how tf can everyone pronounce Economos but not Adebayo?? It’s the same amount of syllables and they’re both spelled phonetically?? (I know why)

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · 12d

PEACEMAKER FINALE LETS GOOOOOOOOO

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · 22d

Fried rice

Unfriendly Black Hottie @hollywood818.bsky.social · 23d

Poptarts I guess… 😂

Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · 23d

In an absolutely heinous abuse of free will I just archived all 10k unread messages in my inbox

Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · 26d

Fall leaves but only cus I hate raking them 🤣😭

Self Sabotéur @yeah-him.bsky.social · 26d

This is a clear one for me but… what yall got?

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · Sep 19

for the love of god PLS

Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · Sep 14

*about to leave the house*

Me: “Do you need to use the bathroom?”
V: “No!”
Me: “OK cool me neither. In that case I’m gonna go empty my bladder then we can go.”
V: “WAIT ME FIRST!”

#DadPsychology

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · Sep 9

let me see that DOM // baby, that DOM da DOM DOM DOM

- me, debugging some frontend work

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · Sep 8

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YEEEERRRRRRR @playboidre.bsky.social · Jan 10

What’s y’all favorite top 3 pair of Jordan’s?

It’s 1, 5, and 11 for me
#SneakerSky

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Velly @velvetrosecrush.bsky.social · Sep 8

Can’t even afford to have a gambling curiosity let alone an addiction.

Meron @meronmonroe.blacksky.app · Sep 8

gambling addictions scare me so much

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · Sep 8

I like Russell Wilson. I'd play Dungeons and Dragons with him. I'm leaving when he ask me to pray with him though.

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · Sep 3

thank you thank you thank you 🫡

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · Sep 3

I ran 4 miles today, didn't know I could do that 🏃🏽‍♂️

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · Sep 2

Almost typed "Grand Rising" in my work Slack, not sure if I had too much weekend or not enough

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Aug 19

The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope

FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart

The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.

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Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · Aug 19

whyyyy would you send me a debit card with no PIN???????? then make me go to an in person branch to set one?????????????

Race condition. 👨🏽‍💻🚀🍃👶🏽🇯🇲📚🏃🏽 @swoletariat.blacksky.app · Aug 19

Roy's onto something here 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Roy Theunissen @roytheunissen.com · Aug 18

I have a tremendous idea: SaaP

Software as a Product

Instead of paying every month, you just buy it once and then you just kind of keep it

Who's with me

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