tapir worf
tapirworf.bsky.social
tapir worf
@tapirworf.bsky.social
if you don’t believe in magic, you’re not paying attention
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me against my homies
me and my homies against the gc
me, my homies, and the gc against the densely connected social graph
me, my homies, the gc, and the graph against the world
May 5, 2023 at 12:17 AM
i’m gonna try to keep it cozy on here

excepting to be run out of town on a rail within 48hrs
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 AM
hey guys, what did i miss?
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
i’d rather serve in bluesky than rule in threads by instagram
July 6, 2023 at 1:51 AM
does toxoplasmosis affect people’s reaction to cat memes?

this seems relatively straightforward to study
July 3, 2023 at 3:00 PM
how do i see what block or mute lists i’m on here?
July 3, 2023 at 2:44 PM
i can’t do both this and twitter, my attention is in tatters

i guess i’m platform monogamous 🥲
July 2, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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catgirls to catgirls in 3 generations
July 2, 2023 at 8:03 PM
seriously, if someone were a trying to do a babel/children of men combo on a civilization’s elites, how would it look any different from reality?
i’m not saying this stuff is a mimetic superweapon that mass sterilizes clever young people

but there are theories with less explanatory power
July 2, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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it's so cool how the bsky devs prepopulated the network with LLM bots impersonating everyone i know on twitter. definitely makes me feel at home, even though logically of course i know i'm the only person here
April 15, 2023 at 5:30 AM
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she recurse on my tail till I Traceback (most recent call last):
File "fact.py", line 91, in <module>
...
Previous line repeated 995 more times]
File "fact.py" if (n == 0):
line 69, in fact
RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded in comparison
July 2, 2023 at 5:25 PM
je suis elón
July 2, 2023 at 4:54 PM
all meme cops are bastards
acab includes posters trying to police you
July 2, 2023 at 4:52 PM
all the russian restaurants in brooklyn are now ukrainian restaurants

this is probably due to them being liberated by brave partisans of the democratically elected ukrainians government, right?
July 2, 2023 at 4:51 PM
in order to solve the coordination problem of moving here, all bskies in good standing are now required to produce 10 high quality skeets per day

call this The Great Skeet Forward
July 2, 2023 at 4:25 PM
how do we feel about this claim? seems suspect
July 2, 2023 at 3:37 PM
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I would love to see 10-100 more posts satirizing the “this is different than the bird site” posts please. I haven’t seen enough of them and I think you could do a really creative spin
July 2, 2023 at 2:03 PM
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We’re so back.
July 2, 2023 at 1:45 PM
i’ve owned a car for over a decade and still don’t have a functioning mental model of what a given repair should cost

$50? $500? $5000? idek
July 2, 2023 at 1:44 PM
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imagine a timeline where the usenet nerds had been memetically potent enough to hyperscale their egregores across all the fecund minds of AOL
July 2, 2023 at 1:10 PM
the only way to educate newbies is to model the kind of behavior you want to see, kindly so they want to stay, and compellingly so they want to emulate

all else is eternal september cope

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
July 2, 2023 at 12:50 PM
life is just an endocrine resource management game
July 2, 2023 at 12:36 PM
what’s changed around here in the last few months? we figure out how to keep the meme police out of the quokka simcluster or ?
July 2, 2023 at 12:35 PM
we’re so back. gm skyline
July 2, 2023 at 11:36 AM
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kaczysnki. ephebophilia. sedevacantism. these are just some of the words you should not be able to spell correctly on the first try
May 22, 2023 at 5:49 PM