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Tasha Coryell
@tashacoryell.bsky.social
Thriller writer. Author of LOVE LETTERS TO A SERIAL KILLER. St. Paul resident. TV watcher. Greyhound owner. Roll tide. Repped by Katie Greenstreet at Paper Literary.

MATCHMAKING FOR PSYCHOPATHS forthcoming in July 2025.
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❤️ I’m so excited to share the US cover of my next thriller, MATCHMAKING FOR PSYCHOPATHS, about a matchmaker who becomes a little too involved with her clients after her fiancé leaves her for her best friend. Coming summer 2025 from Berkley ❤️

❤️ Available for preorder now ❤️
My only life tip is to order a smoked turkey for Thanksgiving and then you don’t have to worry about if it’s thawed or cooked enough or dry, you can just eat it whenever.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People on the internet make working out while your kids are around look very chic, but this morning I had to cut my workout short to clean up poop.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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thank you for supporting striking Starbucks workers, Comrade Hilary Duff
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Waiting to see the paperwork, but a few things:
-- Trump's numbers are not great in Alabama;
-- Straight-ticket voting is a D killer, even when they have a cash advantage (as Jones did in 2020);
-- But this will be a relief to legislative Democrats to have a top-of-the-ticket name to draw voters.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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It’s just that almost everything is worse today than it was even a year ago. I hate it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is how I feel every time they show Kathy Hilton’s house on RHOBH.
You ever see someone super excited over an object that is hideous and you realize human subjectivity can be so amazing and our capacity for finding beauty so varied that it makes everything even more beautiful
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I thought I would hate Paw Patrol because it’s copaganda, but actually I hate it because it’s a very bad show.
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The nonsense thing about being postpartum is that writing my next book is going really well, but I keep forgetting what day of the week it is.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We have a new person cleaning our house today and she found a live mouse that Brian had to trap and take to the river. I have never felt so much like a gremlin in my life.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Being very normal and looking up spring half marathons before completing a single run postpartum.
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I'm once again begging media outlets and online posters to STOP MAKING US LOOK AT THAT AWFUL MAN'S UGLY FACE, but this time it applies to three different awful men at once
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I can't believe I'm saying this, but some people running for office really should just start a podcast or something. Political positions should be reserved for masochists who know what they're talking about.
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My tooth is fixed. Feels like I should get a medal or something for getting this taken care of.
I had a tooth filling fall out and this seems like an insurmountable hurdle right now
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Bad nonfiction has cooked the male brain
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I had a tooth filling fall out and this seems like an insurmountable hurdle right now
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don't know if Doug Jones will win, but he's one of the few potential candidates with the resources to conduct actual polling and so I hope this means that the Republicans are cooked in 2026.
Former U.S. Sen. Doug Jones appears to be headed for another political showdown against current Sen. Tommy Tuberville, this time for the governor’s office.
🔗: https://www.al.com/politics/2025/11/alabama-democrat-hints-at-2026-rematch-with-tommy-tuberville-stay-tuned.html 
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Do you ever think that JCO is the greatest troll of us all
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Everyone send good thoughts to Brian who will be alone with both of our children while I go to the Twin Cities Book Fest
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm not cooking Thanksgiving dinner, but I ordered a smoked turkey just to like, eat with my hands.
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I've been watching Real Housewives of Atlanta and there's an episode where NeNe Leakes says "Stop saying that where people can hear you" about a castmate's claims and I really think people need to be told that more often.
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Guess who's back at the the Twin Cities Book Festival this Saturday? We'll be slingin' books, chattin' with y'all, and featuring two of our favorite Twin Cities authors (yes they happen to be SLP authors), @tashacoryell.bsky.social and @jeannineouellette.bsky.social.
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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The New York Times quickly sending out Douthat to argue that Mamdani’s victory doesn’t really matter is so predictable it borders on self-parody.

Remember, folks: Every time the Right wins an election, it’s an undeniable expression of the will of the people. If a lefty wins, it’s just a blip.
Opinion | Mamdani’s Victory Is Less Significant Than You Think
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM