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Meredith Hagan
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I sang that song from Red vs. Blue that made you cry. https://youtu.be/KpLYDR-pzZE 39, she/her, a new god but a very hard worker
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Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
There’s only Danny Elfman now. 💔
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
January 25, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Amanda Seyfried was robbed.
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The couch was probably so relieved to get a day off.
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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The three most-senior cardinals leading U.S. archdioceses issued the rebuke in a joint statement on Monday, saying recent policies have thrown America's "morale role in confronting evil" into question. n.pr/4bNfjrc
Top U.S. archbishops denounce American foreign policy
The three most-senior cardinals leading U.S. archdioceses issued the rebuke in a joint statement on Monday, saying recent policies have thrown America's "morale role in confronting evil" into question.
n.pr
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
What the Stranger Things finale really gave us is definitive proof that a lot of you really need to put your phones down and pay attention to dialogue and narrative foreshadowing, Jesus Christ almighty. It was all spelled out.
a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face .
ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Never forget this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The thing about cake decoration no one ever talks about is that dark colors in frosting have to “develop” through time and heating/cooling and Christ is it a pain in the ass.
December 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Insane question I know, but—

People who have lost a good amount of weight, did you have random pain where bone joints are a lot more prominent? Is it because joint problems run and my family and those areas are less insulated now? I feel like I was in a minor car accident like all the time.
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hit my 2025 reading goal with thirty-nine days to spare! 📖
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Falling in love with RFK Jr is like living a life where you fall in love with Michael Shannon’s evil character in the Shape of Water instead of the sexy fishman
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Nobody who uses A.I. cares about climate change, it’s such a bummer.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Okay I guess I can finally feel safe to take the AC unit out of the window.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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King
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.

The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.

The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.

Why?

It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Jeanne Shaheen and Maggie Hassan make me ashamed to be from New Hampshire.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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mamdani's other victory is making so many overpaid Dem consultants look clueless
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM