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Taylor
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June 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Nice
May 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’ve often doubted my ADHD diagnosis, but surely the number of zester&cheese grater accidents I’ve caused myself could only be the result of a medically bad brain 🤧
May 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.

No one has heard from you in 64 days.

As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
May 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Non-fiction books are so wack dude I live in non-fiction gimme a break
May 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I know it’s so uncouth to say, but I look at this woman and think, “wow, I wish she were dead”
May 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m so obsessed with putting almond extract in all my baked goods, surely my body yearns for cyanide
April 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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In defiance of the Supreme Court & without any evidence, the White House claims that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a “terrorist,” who was “sent to the right place.”

This is a blatant LIE. He is innocent.

He cannot be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. He must be brought home.
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There should be a lil gold star on it somewhere
April 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Try not to laugh.
April 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The thing about watching a JD Vance speech is that everyone knows he’s a little pig man. Everyone knows he exists to squeal for Trump‘s amusement. No one respects him and he clearly doesn’t respect himself.
March 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
😈
March 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If I catch you, Patrick Morrisey, it is on SIGHT 🥊
Gov. Patrick Morrisey signed a bill Wednesday that will for the first time define the terms “man” and “woman” in state code by a person’s biological sex. The measure is the first of the Republican governor’s priority bills to make it to his desk, reports @amelianews.bsky.social.
Morrisey signs first priority bill to define gender in WV state code, targeting transgender people • West Virginia Watch
Gov. Patrick Morrisey signed a bill Wednesday that will define the terms “man” and “woman” in state code by a person’s biological sex.
buff.ly
March 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Luigi 🙏
March 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I cherish him
March 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
There is a single crow screaming in my backyard and nothing else
Open your window and listen to the BIRDS
March 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Doublin up with an audio and an analog 🤙
February 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
That’s Steve in the corner,
That’s Steve in the spotlight,
Losing her religion
February 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Here’s hoping that they’ll know FAR worse than shame&regret 🤞
February 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ok but who doesn’t know who JOHN SCALZI is
February 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don’t wanna be friends with people who don’t give a shit about others
February 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Scalzi, you’d be my favorite author even if I didn’t like your books
February 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM